The Panalysts Ep21 - Losing an Ear

This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.

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Date: September 24, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Jacob Burgess, Serge Yager, Cameron Lauder, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

You have passed the illegal medical trial you signed up for. In fact it went so well for you that you have gotten substantially younger, which is interesting considering you were supposed to be testing a cream for athletes foot. You now look, sound and feel exactly like you did when you were 16, and as such you are being sent back to high school to not draw suspicion until they can fix your problem. So do you sign up for Band or Floor Hockey?
- Jacob and Serge: Band
  - 100 points because Kathleen came up with the worst prompt in the universe and no-one is going to have a good time in high school
- Cameron and Beej: Floor Hockey
  - 100 points because Kathleen came up with the worst prompt in the universe and no-one is going to have a good time in high school

You've been challenged to a duel. A fellow Youtuber has challenged you but their one of those content creators who just screams at random things like hedges, traffic bollards and their irritated neighbours. As such they have 3.2 million subscribers are you're being forced to accept because it's good for LoadingReadyRun. As per the terms of this wacky duel, which by the way is being sponsored by Loot Crate, your weapon will either be: a box of bullet ants, or a printout of your opponent's tweets from 2008.
- Jacob and Serge: Bullet Ants
  - ? points
- Cameron and Beej: Tweets
  - ? points

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