The Panalysts Ep25 - Get Comfortable With It

This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.

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Date: October 18, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Adam Savidan, Ian Horner, Cameron Lauder, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• Your Aunt Eufomea has died and you can choose to inherit one of 2 things: her collection of over 1 million unsorted magic cards, or $150 gift card for Outback Steakhouse.
  • Adam and Ian: Gift Card
    • 150 points, the amount of money they spent at Outback Steak House
  • Cameron and Beej: Magic Cards
    • 0 point, the number of Black Lotus' they found in the first month

• Turns out kids aren't drinking enough milk and are breaking their weak, brittle bones trying to do Fortnite tricks in real life. The Canadian Dairy Council has tasked you with coming up with a new flavor to put into milk.
  • Adam and Ian: Cocaine
    • 1 point for their brilliant marketing
  • Cameron and Beej: Cannabidiol
    • 150 points for not trying to put cocaine inside children

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