The Panalysts Ep36 - "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs

This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

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Date: February 8, 2019

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Ian Horner, Coriander Dickinson, Graham Stark, Adam Savidan

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• You're dead! But as it turns out, you died extremely honorably, pushing a pregnant Golden Retriever out of the way of an out of control 1983 Chevy Vandura. And now because of your marginal Scandinavian heritage, 1/512 on Great Aunt Uefomia's side, you've been admitted into Valhalla to become a Norse god. That said, they've already got gods for all the good stuff, so what do you want to become the minor deity of: Marginally legal gambling, i.e. loot boxes, gacha games and meat raffles; or Ikea furniture?
  • Ian and Cori: Ikea As-is section (Kathleen allowed the downgrade)
    • 5 points for an average arguement
  • Graham and Adam: Marginally legal gambling
    • 5 points for an average arguement

• The world is a mess and the continuing international instability has meant an uptick in Canadian fortunes. Which means we, Canada, can now annex any country we want and call it Other Canada. The world is out Smörgåsbord, so which country should we extremely politely take over?
  • Ian and Cori: Atlantis (Kathleen accepted the worse choice)
    • 12 points for some very funny arguments and for being able to name 2 nautical themed music events
  • Graham and Adam: Madagascar
    • 10 points for not really having a clear plan outside of lemurs and making Andy Richter feel degraded

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