The Panalysts Ep55 - The Crowded Meat Space
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Our Panalysts ponder fantastic beans and where to eat them.
Vital Statistics
Date: January 9, 2020
Category: The Panalysts
Host: Molly Lewis
Cohosts: Graham Stark, Serge Yager, Cameron Lauder, Kathleen De Vere
Edited by: Kathleen De Vere
Synopsis
- You rescued a young fawn who was tangled in a fence. Her mother, The Queen of The Forest, appears before you as a magnificent doe, 9 feet high with glistening antlers atop her head and a third eye that sees into the beyond. As a token of her gratitude she bestows upon you a blessed object indues with the spirit of a woodland creature. Do you choose: A water bottle that you can never lose because it is enchanted with the spirit of a wolf - in fact you cannot lose it, it will find you wherever you are; a smooth leathery cloak that keeps you from getting too hot - the snake spirit inside sighs happily as you wear it, but hisses if it gets too cold; or a soft pair of socks that makes every pair of shoes super-comfortable - but whenever you walk too fast, the weaver-bird spirit inside will poop between your toes.
- Graham and Serge: The snake cloak.
- Cameron and Kathleen: The wolf water bottle.
- You have a job designing meat. Plant-based substitute meat that is, like the Impossible Burger, the Beyond Burger or the classic Tofurkey. Your company has been trying to gain a competitive edge in the crowded meat space for a while and has begun to woow potential licensing partners. It is up to your team to win them over with your ideas for creative new flavors and textures. So which account do you pitch to and what meat-like product do you pitch: Harry Potter, Monster Energy Drink, or Apple Computers?
- Graham and Serge: Monster Energy Drink, Caffinated meat™
- Cameron and Kathleen: Harry Potter, find out what Fantastical Beasts taste like!
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