The Panalysts Ep 5 - Welcome to Hell!

This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.

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Date: May 26, 2018

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Ian Horner, Serge Yager, Cameron Lauder, Brendan "Beej" Dery

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• You are professions Shark career councillors. What do you advise your clients to undergo for their career retraining? What job is best suited to a shark?
  • Beej and Cameron: Child Care.
    • 2 points for raising 2 good points.
  • Ian and Serge: Nascar Driver.
    • 3 points because Serge was the only one advocating not putting children in sharks.

• The afterlife is real and you are in hell and it has been overplayed by the media. Do you choose to spend all of eternity in a mediocre Dean Koontz-themed progressive rock band or with a middlingly upset stomach?
  • Beej and Cameron: middlingly upset stomach.
    • 2 points for tirelessly campaigning for an upset stomach.
  • Ian and Serge: mediocre Dean Koontz-themed progressive rock band.
    • 2 points for being really prepared to throw down a 45 minute drum solo.

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