Witness Me!

This week on Feed Dump, Kathleen finds three stories of true, modern day heroism.

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A "nice Terminator"

Date: July 8, 2016

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Kathleen De Vere

Cohosts: Serge Yager, Ian Horner

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• All the stories are about "personal heroes":
  • A Sacramento man broke into a restaurant so he could douse himself in powdered sugar.
  • A Russian woman hangs her naked ass and legs out a window everyday to suntan.
  • A German man wrote his own obituary to ensure his five siblings and their families were not invited to his own funeral.

Trivia

• "Immortan Joe" was the primary antagonist of "Mad Max: Fury Road"
• "From each according to his ability..." is a famous Marxist slogan, though it was first used by socialist Louis Blanc.
• The German word for "shit" is "Scheiße", pronounced like "SHY-za".
• Ian probably meant "Stand" as a supernatural power unique to each character on "JJBA".

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