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; Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About | ; Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About | ||
* ''In episodes [[Tigers and Sheep|1]], [[Smoking Carrots in New Zealand|3]], [[Criminals & Lawyers|6]], [[The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales|15]], [[Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists|17]], [[Santa Drugs|25]], [[My Cat Ate My Whopper|32]], [[Fruit Fly Rejection|43]], [[Nightflight to Venus|47]]'' | In this segment, Graham presents a story with a central detail missing. The guests (initially Paul and Matt) then have to guess what the detail is. Paul and Matt have only appeared together in this segment once. | ||
* ''In episodes [[Tigers and Sheep|1]], [[Smoking Carrots in New Zealand|3]], [[Criminals & Lawyers|6]], [[The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales|15]], [[Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists|17]], [[Santa Drugs|25]], [[My Cat Ate My Whopper|32]], [[Fruit Fly Rejection|43]], [[Nightflight to Venus|47]], [[Guessing Games|55]], [[Tigers, Cookies and Snakes|98]], [[Feed Dump 100|100]], [[Butt Stuff Surprise|128]], [[Drugs, Mayors and Garbage|130]], [[Natural Born Reindeer Games|131]], [[There's Free Weed In Vancouver Now|157]]'', ''[[Jerkin' It To WoodsPorn|167]]'', ''[[Thanks, Denmark!|201]] | |||
* Once known as "Andy and Jer Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" | * Once known as "Andy and Jer Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" | ||
* Once known as "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's in this Nigerian's Poop" | * Once known as "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's in this Nigerian's Poop" | ||
* Once known as "Alex, Kathleen, and LeeLee Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" | * Once known as "Alex, Kathleen, and LeeLee Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" | ||
* Once known as "Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About" | |||
* Once known as "James and Ash Have to Figure Out What's in the American's Butt" | |||
* Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About" | |||
* Once known as "Kathleen and Ash Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" | |||
* Once known as "Andrew and Kathleen Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" | |||
* Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Cam is Talking About" | |||
* Once known as "Kate and Beej Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About" | |||
; Kathleen's Political Fact of the Week | ; Kathleen's Political Fact of the Week | ||
Kathleen presents a fact related to politics. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]], [[Smoking Carrots in New Zealand|3]], [[Drugged Food in the 90s|9]], [[Marathon Train Poop|21]], [[Bears: On Cans & In Scotland|29]], [[Expensive Tastes|74]], [[The Spirit of Creaster|95]], [[Spaghetti Warehouse Warehouse|114]] | |||
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; The Dump Truck | ; The Dump Truck | ||
Graham and the two guests try a strange food product. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]], [[Lemon Flavored Goodness|7]], [[Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter|20]], [[Gorillas, UFOs and Pie|92]]'' | |||
; Alex Reacts | ; Alex Reacts | ||
While a news story is being read, Alex acts out what is happening. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Lemon Flavored Goodness|7]]'' | |||
; Vuvezela News | ; Vuvezela News | ||
Graham attempts to read a news story with a vuvuzela being blown in his ear. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Magnet Boy & Fat Baby|8]]'' | |||
; It's the End of the Show | ; It's the End of the Show (The Show is Over Now) | ||
Not actually a segment, this is simply a title card and jingle that is shown at the end of the show. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My!|10]], [[Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'|18]], [[Test Tube Beef|39]]'' | |||
; Paul and Kathleen Dress Like Vikings | ; Paul and Kathleen Dress Like Vikings | ||
Paul and Kathleen exchange very brief banter while wearing viking hats. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Sinkhole Pronounced Dead|11]], [[The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales|15]], [[Feed Dump 100|100]]'' | |||
; Is it Playable? | ; Is it Playable? | ||
Two guests (usually Jer and Alex) are read a news story, and then discuss how playable the central concept of the story would be if it were a card in Magic: The Gathering. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Some of THESE Truck-Nuts|12]], [[Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows|14]], [[Cons, Moms, Bones & Waffles|59]], [[Feed Dump 100|100]]'' | |||
; The Price is Ridiculous! | ; The Price is Ridiculous! | ||
The guests attempt to price an item in a news story to the closest amount without going over. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Bears and Wine|13]]'' | |||
; Can Kathleen and Missy Make This Funny? | ; Can Kathleen and Missy Make This Funny? | ||
Missy and Kathleen attempt to make a particularly sad or offensive story comedic, usually with mixed results. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Bears and Wine|13]]'' | |||
; Why in the Hell? | ; Why in the Hell? | ||
The crew attempt to figure out the reasoning behind the actions of someone in a news story. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'|18]]'' | |||
; It's The Beginning of the Show | ; It's The Beginning of the Show (The Show is Starting Now) | ||
Just like It's The End of the Show (The Show is Over Now), but at the beginning of the show. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Marathon Train Poop|21]]'' | |||
; Kate and Kathleen Dispense Horrible Advice | ; Kate and Kathleen Dispense Horrible Advice | ||
Kate and Kathleen dispense purposefully bad advice. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Live Birth Webcast|22]], [[Carcinogen Cola|42]]'' | |||
; What Could Be Worse? | ; What Could Be Worse? | ||
Having been read a story about a particularly bad or unlucky turn of events, the guests attempt to come up with things that are worse than the story. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Bad Cops & Strong Pops|26]], [[Rats & Cats & Dead Moms|31]], [[Fruit Fly Rejection|43]], [[Child Protective Services|54]], [[Girls Dump|58]], [[Threats, Murders and KFC|103]], [[The Sweet Smell of Theft|151]]'', [[Meth to Meet You|178]] | |||
; Let's Ask What is Clearly a Cut-Out of Vin Diesel | ; Let's Ask What is Clearly a Cut-Out of Vin Diesel | ||
The crew asks questions of a cardboard standee of Vin Diesel. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Frosty Cardboard Marmite|28]], [[No Foot for You|45]]'' | |||
; Alex and Matt Try To Get it Up... | ; Alex and Matt Try To Get it Up... | ||
Alex and Matt sit in silence and pretend to attempt to give themselves erections. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Reindeer Pâté|31]]'' | |||
; LOL, Canada | ; LOL, Canada | ||
The Victoria, BC-based crew reads a story regarding funny events in their own country, then make fun of them. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Terrorist Salad Bar|33]], [[A Pig Inside a Cow|38]], [[Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps|40]], [[Bacon Coffin|46]], [[Nightflight to Venus|47]], [[Tyrannic Saurus|50]], [[Sausage Cozies|68]], [[Drug Lobsters|76]], [[Twins, Twins and Tamogatchis|89]], [[Insects for Dinner|101]], [[Life Begins at Braaaaains|111]]'' | |||
; It's a Big Pile of Cash. What Would You Do With It? | ; It's a Big Pile of Cash. What Would You Do With It? | ||
The crew attempts to decide what they would do with a giant pile of cash. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Big Pile of Cash|35]], [[Machete Party Crasher|75]], [[Feed Dump 100|100]]'' | |||
; What's Being Smuggled Today? (It's Usually Something with Reptiles<!--sic!-->...) | |||
Graham reads a news story related to smuggling, then the guests crack jokes about it. | |||
* ''In episodes [[French Fry Attack!|57]]'' | |||
; Super Effective! | |||
The guests come up with methods or actions that would be more effective or efficient (but usually more nonsensical) than those of someone in a news story. | |||
* ''In episodes [[Girls Dump|58]], [[Panda: The Other White Meat|73]], [[Bigfeets|77]], [[Surround Sound Coffin|84]], [[The Missing Toilet Paper|102]], [[The Poop Episode|109]], [[Help a Dumb|179]]'' | |||
==Untitled Segments== | ==Untitled Segments== | ||
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; Porn Guy | ; Porn Guy | ||
* ''In episodes [[Tigers and Sheep|1]], [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]]'' | |||
; Forum Comment of the Week | ; Forum Comment of the Week | ||
* ''In episodes [[Mullet Bandit and the Blondes|2]], [[Black Metal and Nudity|4]]'' | |||
; The Penalty Box | ; The Penalty Box | ||
* ''In episodes [[Penalty Calls|5]]'' | |||
; Dungeons & Dragons Fortune Cards | ; Dungeons & Dragons Fortune Cards | ||
* ''In episodes [[Soldiers of Fortune|19]]'' | |||
; Feed Dump Halloween Costume Suggestions | ; Feed Dump Halloween Costume Suggestions | ||
* ''In episodes [[Powerless and Nude|23]]'' | |||
; Misleading Headline of the Week | ; Misleading Headline of the Week | ||
* ''In episodes [[Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps|40]]'' | |||
; Alternatives to Handshaking | |||
* ''In episodes [[Nugget Handshakes|41]]'' | |||
; Intervention | |||
* ''In episodes [[The Cray Scale| 99]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:06, 12 November 2015
These are segments that have appeared in Feed Dump that will likely show up again:



- Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About
In this segment, Graham presents a story with a central detail missing. The guests (initially Paul and Matt) then have to guess what the detail is. Paul and Matt have only appeared together in this segment once.
- In episodes 1, 3, 6, 15, 17, 25, 32, 43, 47, 55, 98, 100, 128, 130, 131, 157, 167, 201
- Once known as "Andy and Jer Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "James and Matt Have to Figure Out What's in this Nigerian's Poop"
- Once known as "Alex, Kathleen, and LeeLee Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About"
- Once known as "James and Ash Have to Figure Out What's in the American's Butt"
- Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Kathleen is Talking About"
- Once known as "Kathleen and Ash Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "Andrew and Kathleen Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Once known as "Paul and Beej Have to Figure Out What Cam is Talking About"
- Once known as "Kate and Beej Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About"
- Kathleen's Political Fact of the Week
Kathleen presents a fact related to politics.
- The Dump Truck
Graham and the two guests try a strange food product.
- Alex Reacts
While a news story is being read, Alex acts out what is happening.
- In episodes 7
- Vuvezela News
Graham attempts to read a news story with a vuvuzela being blown in his ear.
- In episodes 8
- It's the End of the Show (The Show is Over Now)
Not actually a segment, this is simply a title card and jingle that is shown at the end of the show.
- Paul and Kathleen Dress Like Vikings
Paul and Kathleen exchange very brief banter while wearing viking hats.
- Is it Playable?
Two guests (usually Jer and Alex) are read a news story, and then discuss how playable the central concept of the story would be if it were a card in Magic: The Gathering.
- The Price is Ridiculous!
The guests attempt to price an item in a news story to the closest amount without going over.
- In episodes 13
- Can Kathleen and Missy Make This Funny?
Missy and Kathleen attempt to make a particularly sad or offensive story comedic, usually with mixed results.
- In episodes 13
- Why in the Hell?
The crew attempt to figure out the reasoning behind the actions of someone in a news story.
- In episodes 18
- It's The Beginning of the Show (The Show is Starting Now)
Just like It's The End of the Show (The Show is Over Now), but at the beginning of the show.
- In episodes 21
- Kate and Kathleen Dispense Horrible Advice
Kate and Kathleen dispense purposefully bad advice.
- What Could Be Worse?
Having been read a story about a particularly bad or unlucky turn of events, the guests attempt to come up with things that are worse than the story.
- Let's Ask What is Clearly a Cut-Out of Vin Diesel
The crew asks questions of a cardboard standee of Vin Diesel.
- Alex and Matt Try To Get it Up...
Alex and Matt sit in silence and pretend to attempt to give themselves erections.
- In episodes 31
- LOL, Canada
The Victoria, BC-based crew reads a story regarding funny events in their own country, then make fun of them.
- It's a Big Pile of Cash. What Would You Do With It?
The crew attempts to decide what they would do with a giant pile of cash.
- What's Being Smuggled Today? (It's Usually Something with Reptiles...)
Graham reads a news story related to smuggling, then the guests crack jokes about it.
- In episodes 57
- Super Effective!
The guests come up with methods or actions that would be more effective or efficient (but usually more nonsensical) than those of someone in a news story.
Untitled Segments
These are bits from Feed Dump that didn't have a titled segment, but could possibly make a reappearance:
- Porn Guy
- Forum Comment of the Week
- The Penalty Box
- In episodes 5
- Dungeons & Dragons Fortune Cards
- In episodes 19
- Feed Dump Halloween Costume Suggestions
- In episodes 23
- Misleading Headline of the Week
- In episodes 40
- Alternatives to Handshaking
- In episodes 41
- Intervention
- In episodes 99