The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales: Difference between revisions

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The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.

Date: August 31, 2011

Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders, Kathleen De Vere

Editing: Graham Stark

News Word of the Week: Ruse
A small town in central Italy has decided to become a principality and start printing their own money.
A drunken Russian woman staged erotic dances on a plane.
Germany has set up a parking-meter-like machine in one German city in order to tax prostitutes.
Paul and Matt have to figure out what Graham is talking about.
- A man boarding a plane was stopped because he had several nylon bags in his trousers filled with what?
People reported a clown driving a stolen golf cart.
Paul and Kathleen dress like Vikings. It works better this time.

It was on this episode that the fateful haturation point was reached. 50% of all shots contained hats.

Shots with Hats: 50.00%.

Shots with Wigs: 6.25%.

Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 67.19%.

Shots with Other Eyewear: 0.00%.

Shots with Hatless: 28.13%.

◀ ●∙∙∙ Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows Two-Foot Earspan ∙∙∙● ▶

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-Some day Alex and Jeremy will manage to stay on topic, and that episode will be the exception that proves the rule.
+The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.
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