Deaths

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This list is a compilation of all deaths that occur within LRR, sorted by actor, then chronologically. The deaths don't have to be "on-screen", but should at least be the death of a character played by an actor, not just a character introduced only by reference.

Deaths should be accompanied by a very brief description of cause of death.

Main Crew

Graham

• Punctu-action - Heart attack
• 106.7 The Drive - Bus crash
• Ways to X2Y - Shot twice
• Bump in the Night - Duck'd
• Dinosaur - Eaten
• EZ Industries - Sliced with katana
• The LoadingReadyRumble - Axed three times, shot three times, unknown method by Story Guy
• OMG! Bears! - Mauled by sharks (subject to Timeline of the LRRd)
• Ways to Get Yourself Killed in a Horror Movie - Mr. Tiddlywinks eight times, infighting once
• The Danger of Cigarettes - Hit by car
• One Minute Shorts - Unspecified illness
• Nerd Fight - Lightsaber
• The Professor's Funhouse - Hit by car (as Stanley)
• Evil Corp. - Shot (as the assistant)
• Ways to End a Movie - Sam Raimi'd, shot twice

Paul

• The Thin Blue Clue - Stabbed
• In Death as in Life - An "accident" resulting in "head trauma"
• A Stitch In Time - Shot in chest by robber
• Wakey Wakey - Schrödinger's Heart Syndrome
• Ways to X2Y - Corrosion
• House of the Dead - Zombie
• Killer Instinct - Stabbed
• Has This Ever Happened To You? - Sure-icide
• Crime and Punishment - Shot in the head
• War of Christmas - Strangled by wreath
• Bandwidth Exceeded - Starvation
• High Noon - Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
• The 2007 Christmas Special - Fruitcake'd
• Ways to Hide a Body - Unknown method
• EZ Industries - Broken spine
• The LoadingReadyRumble - Axed twice, unknown method by story guy, neck snapped
• Ways to Relieve a Hangover - Missing liver
• pwn'd - Clubbed with a potato

Kathleen

• The Thin Blue Clue - Stabbed
• Decadent Sports League - Sliced in side
• Informational Presentation - Impaled
• House of the Dead - Zombie
• OMG! Bears! - Mauled by sharks (subject to Timeline of the LRRd)
• Ways to Get Yourself Killed in a Horror Movie - Infighting

James

• The Thin Blue Clue - Stabbed
• The Trouble with Scribbles - Scribblefridged
• War of Christmas - Skull crushed with ornaments
• Bump in the Night - Duck'd
• The LoadingReadyRumble - Choked, trapped inside a body
• EZ Industries - Ninja'd
• Wyy - Hit by lawyer-proof charm

Matt

• 106.7 The Drive - Bus crash
• Informational Presentation - Zombified
• House of the Dead - Zombie
• War of Christmas - Smothered by wrapping paper, eaten by Santa suit
• Rapidfire II - 02 - Fridge'd
• The LoadingReadyRumble - Pot lid

Jer

• Bright Ideas - Shot in chest
• Spoken Word - Plane crash
• Informational Presentation - Zombified
• House of the Dead - Zombie (implied)
• Bright Ideas - Shot in chest/stomach
• Reduce Your Footprint - Shot in head (suicide)
• War of Christmas - Mobbed by Santas
• The LoadingReadyRumble - Mr. Tiddlywinks, axed twice, wedgie'd

Alex

• Give In - Shot in chest/stomach

Cam

• Google's Self-Driving Car - Hit by car

Morgan

• Discount Deities - Drank the cult juice
• War of Christmas - Mobbed by bows
• Bump in the Night - Duck'd
• Morgan's Problem - S.E.D.
• The LoadingReadyRumble - Axed twice, fro pick, beaten
• EZ Industries - Garroted
• Ways to Get Yourself Killed in a Horror Movie - Mr. Tiddlywinks four times, infighting once
• Ways to End a Movie - Shot 5 times
• 2003 Holiday Special - Explosion/Overeating

Bill

• Ways to X2Y - Shot
• The LoadingReadyRumble - Axed twice, kicked in the groin

Tim

• Stand-Up Guy - Pushed off a balcony

Other actors

Tally Heilke

• House of the Dead - Zombie
• War of Christmas - Mobbed by Santas

Kate Stark

• War of Christmas - Strangled by garland

Ben Wilkinson

• Ways to Keep Warm - Self-immolation

Brad Kirkland

• The Dinner Party - Car bomb

Nathan Mosher

• Time is Money - Overdrawn of time
• War of Christmas - Icicle to the chest

Raymond Steacy

• Mercenary Solutions 2 - Shovel'd

Johnny Blakeborough

• Rapidfire II - 03 - Fridge'd

Laura Harris

• Rapidfire II - 03 - Shot

Lindsey Burnett

• The Dinner Party - Car bomb

Lissette Arevalo

• Ways to Get Yourself Killed in a Horror Movie - Mr. Tiddlywinks three times

Josh Hammerstedt

• How to End a Relationship - Pushed off a balcony

Unknown Actors

Some deaths happen on camera, but it's unclear who the actor was, due to costumes, camera angles, or something else that obscures the action

• Decadent Sports League - Drowning, as the greater bamboo lemurs