All The Little People

I don't know what you're talking about, why do you ask?

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Date: September 1, 2008

Category: Shorts

Appearing: Graham, Matt, Paul

Writing: Paul

Shooting: Paul, James, Graham

Sound: Jer

Editing: Graham

Synopsis

Paul is hiding something under his ridiculous hat, a tiny family of somethings in fact.

Transcript

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Episode

Graham: "On principle, I refuse to answer that question."

Matt: "That's because you're a wuss."

Graham: "No, it's because it's a stupid question about something that will never happen."

Matt: "Yeah, that's what hypothetical means. So, hypothetically, would you?"

Graham: "Okay fine. Hypothetically. If Goro from Mortal Kombat existed AND if, instead of being a seven-foot-tall giant with four arms capable of ripping a man in half with his bare hands, he were instead a petite Asian chick, then YES, I could see that there could be a chance I might potentially want to hit that."

Matt: "Ha ha! I knew it, you are so gay for Goro."

Graham: "There's...got to be a more constructive way for you to spend your time. Don't you have, like, a WALL of video games to beat?"

{Paul enters, wearing a ridiculously large, neon green-and-black tiger-print hat, and speaking like he has something to hide}

Paul: "Oh, hey guys...how's it going?"

Matt: "Hey Paul, guess who Graham's new boyfriend is!"

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