Features We Won’t Wii-Use

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Satoru Iwata and Reggie Fils-Aime bore us to tears with peripheral Wii U features.

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Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Boom!: Kate Stark

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

Satoru Iwata manages to make the mildly interesting look boring.

Stories

• Kathleen is excited and confused by her new Nike FuelBand.
• EA is donating in-game advertising in its sports games to the Movember Foundation.
• Capcom will no longer be outsourcing its game development.
• If you play enough Halo 4 in November, you'll get Microsoft Points.
• A former GameStop exec has admitted to embezzling.
• Nintendo released a video explaining the Wii U's video chat feature. It's awkward.

Coming Up

Peter Molyneux's Curiosity came out, and early users quickly discovered what was in the cube: network connection failures!