Nugget Handshakes
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Turns out that you can sell anything that vaguely resembles someone if you try hard enough.
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Date: March 7, 2012
Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders, Alex Steacy
Editing: Graham Stark
Synopsis
- News Word of the Week: Perturbation Theory
- Washington DC school teacher was fired after assigning 3rd grade math problems centered around violent and illegal acts
- Boston Dynamics have claimed the land speed for robots with their creation "The Cheetah"
- A Chicken McNugget in the shape of George Washington sold for $8100 on eBay
- A Detroit movie-goer brought a class-action lawsuit against AMC Theatres because their snacks are really expensive
- The 2012 British Olympic team has been advised not shake hands with opposing athletes or visiting dignitaries during the games
- Alex and Paul present the Alternatives to Handshaking
Trivia
- Perturbation Theory doesn't rhyme with news.
- A transcript for this episode is available here.
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