Retirement Plan

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Retirement Plan

Date: September 5, 2011

Written and Performed By: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders and Jeremy Petter

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Boom: Kate Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Edited By: Graham Stark

Thanks To: Russ Pitts, Alexander Macris and Penny Arcade

Produced By: Graham Stark and Paul Saunders

Stories

• Deus Ex is selling better than Zumba Fitness in the UK; Zumba is now #2
• Gabe Newell says developers should emphasize gameplay over monetization
• Modern Warfare branded Jeep announced
• Professor Layton 4 to include an extra game
• GameStop caught removing free DLC codes, will no longer sell Deus Ex at all

Feature Story

Future Mass Effect games will not include Commander Shepard. Jer remarks upon all the other mascots who should have done this ages ago...then tenders his resignation.