Nugget Handshakes

From LoadingReadyWiki
Jump to navigationJump to search

Turns out that you can sell anything that vaguely resembles someone if you try hard enough.

Vital Statistics

Date: March 7, 2012

Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

  • News Word of the Week: Perturbation Theory
    • It doesn't rhyme with "news."
  • Washington DC school teacher was fired after assigning 3rd grade math problems centered around violent and illegal acts.
  • Boston Dynamics have claimed the land speed for robots with their creation, "The Cheetah."
  • A Chicken McNugget in the shape of George Washington sold for $8100 on eBay.
  • A Detroit movie-goer brought a class-action lawsuit against AMC Theatres because their snacks are really expensive.
  • The 2012 British Olympic team has been advised not shake hands with opposing athletes or visiting dignitaries during the games.
    • Alex and Paul present the Alternatives to Handshaking.

Trivia

  • Second appearance of Ron Dewings
  • A transcript for this episode is available here.

Hatistics


◀ ●∙∙∙ Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps       Carcinogen Cola ∙∙∙● ▶

Watch Nugget Handshakes     Discuss Nugget Handshakes
    Discuss Nugget Handshakes on The Escapist     Read Nugget Handshakes Transcript