The Biggest, Blackest Dump

There's a new black material and Kathleen and Ash are EXCITED. Also a drunk mayor and a crazy lady from Canada.

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Finally, a color to match my soul.

Date: July 16, 2014

Appearing: Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders and Ash Vickers

Editing: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• Scientists have created a new type of black that's blacker than any other black before - vanta black.

• UK Mayor Wayne Ronayne of Gosport is clearly trying to give Rob Ford a run for his money. He was forced to step down after only 40 days on the job after being banned from all 36 pubs in town.

• A woman named Katherine Sinclair in Manitoba is preparing to go on a spiritual journey around Lake Winnipeg to prove it has a soul and should be treated as a person.

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