Nugget Handshakes

Turns out that you can sell anything that vaguely resembles someone if you try hard enough.

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Paul and Alex doing the E.T

Date: March 7, 2012

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Paul Saunders, Alex Steacy

Edited by: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: Perturbation Theory
  • It doesn't rhyme with "news."
• Washington DC school teacher was fired after assigning 3rd grade math problems centered around violent and illegal acts.
• Boston Dynamics have claimed the land speed for robots with their creation, "The Cheetah."
• A Chicken McNugget in the shape of George Washington sold for $8100 on eBay.
• A Detroit movie-goer brought a class-action lawsuit against AMC Theatres because their snacks are really expensive.
• The 2012 British Olympic team has been advised not shake hands with opposing athletes or visiting dignitaries during the games.
  • Alex and Paul present the Alternatives to Handshaking.

Trivia

• The second appearance of Ron Dewings

Hatistics

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