Qwerpline
Qwerpline is a podcast from LoadingReadyRun starring Graham Stark, Alex Steacy with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.
Setting
nsburg is a community in rural North America of the sort where the not only is the pool hall referred to as "Town Hall", but citizens also pay their taxes there. The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Samp Acres, where the public library is located, and East Samp Acres, home to the sewage stream. nsburg is located on the Chennessy River, as well as the recently created Chennessy River II.
Segments
- News
Local news around nsburg.
- It's the Arts!
With Edith Slump.
- Traffic Qwopter
Richard Hammachslam gives the scoop on traffic.
- Weather
Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist
- Sports
With Chet Buntsman
- Let's Go to the Phones!
I thought we disconnected that phone.
Characters
QWRP Staff
- Graham ("Big G-Money")
Host of Qwerpline.
- Alex ("A-Train")
Co-host of Qwerpline.
- Derek the Intern
19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.
- Edith Slump
QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.
- Muriel, the Old Wife
Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.
- Richter Hammachslam
QWRP's traffic correspondent.
- Sadie Casperson
QWRP's meteorologist.
- Chet Buntsman
QWRP's Sports analyst.
nsburgians
- Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Samp Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.
- Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.
- Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items around his home in East Samp Acres.
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Advertisers
- Pass N Gas
- The Nsburg Geological Society
- Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
- Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
- Raymond's Talc Barn
- Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
- The Jewelsburg Diamonds
- Chad McRad's Sad Pad
- Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
- The Talcum Puffs
- Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
- Deider's Beaters Used Cars
- Huffer RX
- Birk Scouts
- The Pipesman
List of Qwerpline episodes
| Episode No. | Title | Release Date | Link |
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| 01 | Pot Hole Mystery | 30 August 2015 | Youtube |
| All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfurmer Ball Hinkley. | |||
| 02 | Damnable Dams | 13 September 2015 | Youtube |
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| 03 | Break the Banks | 29 September 2015 | Youtube |
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| 04 | Harvest Festival | 12 October 2015 | Youtube |
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