Qwerpline
Qwerpline is a podcast from LoadingReadyRun starring Graham Stark, Alex Steacy with guests. The most popular radio show on QWRP FM from scenic nsburg, Qwerpline is full of curious characters and local interests.
Setting
nsburg is a community in rural North America of the sort where the not only is the pool hall referred to as "Town Hall", but citizens also pay their taxes there. The city's primary industry (or one of them) is turnips, and raccoon pelts have at times been accepted as currency. Two of its prominent neighborhoods are West Sump Acres, where the public library is located, and East Sump Acres, home to the sewage stream.
nsburg is located on the Shaughnessy River, and for a brief time was also on the Shaughnessy River II, created after beavers dammed the main river. The Shaughnessy Freeway runs alongside the river (and the Shaughnessy River II ran through the Shaughnessy Freeway).
Events
- nsburg Harvest Festival - An October tradition with all sorts of local character.
Segments
- News
Local news around nsburg.
- It's the Arts!
With Edith Slump.
- Traffic Qwopter
Richter Hammockslam gives the scoop on traffic.
- Weather
Sadie Casperson - QWRP Meterorologist
- Sports
With Chet Buntsman
- Let's Go to the Phones!
I thought we disconnected that phone.
Characters
QWRP Staff
- Graham ("Big G-Money") - Host of Qwerpline.
- Alex ("A-Train") - Co-host of Qwerpline.
- Derek the Intern - 19-year-old intern who is frequently sent out for on-location work.
- Edith Slump - QWRP's soft-spoken arts correspondent.
- Muriel, the Old Wife - Graham and Alex keep her in the closet.
- Richter Hammockslam - QWRP's traffic correspondent.
- Sadie Casperson - QWRP's meteorologist.
- Chet Buntsman - QWRP's Sports analyst.
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nsburgians
- Lorna Schlitzwhistle is a local expert on pseudoscience and the supernatural who keeps bees at her home in West Sump Acres. She runs an Etsy store which sells dreamcatchers.
- Jam Crone(place holder name) is a local purveyor of fine "jam" using recipes from the old country... most of which include ash.
- Ball Hinkley is a local Business Owner selling organic perfumes made from locally sourced items from around his home in East Sump Acres.
- Raphael Crinklestouf is a local advocate for alternative fuels. He has used fermentation of human and other waste products to run an engine.
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Advertisers
- Pass N Gas
- The Nsburg Geological Society
- Tom Mcgee's Chamonix Harmony
- Jack Plank's Sauna-Smoked Pork
- Raymond's Talc Barn
- Joss Ross' Boss Moss Floss
- The Jewelsburg Diamonds
- Chad McRad's Sad Pad
- Johnny Jensen's All-You-Can-Eat Technically Meat Buffet
- The Talcum Puffs
- Slater-Foster Greater Roster Paternoster
- Deider's Beaters Used Cars
- Huffer RX
- Birk Scouts
- The Pipesman
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List of Qwerpline episodes
| Episode No. | Title | Release Date | Link |
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| 01 | Pot Hole Mystery | 30 August 2015 | Youtube |
| All of the nsburg potholes have gone missing. Plus, a preview of the films opening at the nsburg megaplex and an interview with local perfumer Ball Hinkley. | |||
| 02 | Damnable Dams | 13 September 2015 | Youtube |
| Derek reports on the grand opening of a restaurant, plus coverage of girls' field hockey, and concerned citizen Lorna Schlitzwhistle calls in. | |||
| 03 | Break the Banks | 29 September 2015 | Youtube |
| Full coverage of the newly-created Shaughnessy River II blocking traffic in and out of nsburg, leading to gas rationing. | |||
| 04 | Harvest Festival | 12 October 2015 | Youtube |
| Qwerpline reports live from the nsburg Harvest Festival via the QWRP Mobile Broadcast Van. Derek talks to some of the vendors. | |||
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