The Mighty Mega Nine

Keiji Inafune's new game totally isn't Mega Man at all you guys.

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Date: September 9, 2013

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Audio: Mics on desk! Mics on parade!

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Music: Bradley Rains

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

Mega Man is back, and--oh, wait, no, no he's not. Sorry, false alarm.

Stories

• The Enemy Within expansion for XCOM: Enemy Unknown is too large to count as DLC, according to Microsoft. Console players will have to buy it in stores.
• Size Five Game's Gun Monkeys takes an innovative approach to matchmaking.
• The Xbox One can support up to eight controllers.
• Asylum Jam challenges game devs to make a horror game not set in a mental institution. Kathleen helps out with her Top Five Places to Set a Horror Game.
• Keiji Inafune is Kickstarting Mighty Number Nine, a game that looks an awful lot like Mega Man.

Coming Up

GTA 5 will be more realistic, because they've hired real gang members to do lines--I mean say lines--I mean read the lines, with the acting and...bluh.