Richter Hammockslam

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Richter Hammockslam
Richter Hammockslam
Richter Hammockslam
by Devin Harrigan
Job: QWRP's traffic correspondent
Location: The skies of nsburg
Voiced By: Ian

QWRP's traffic correspondent who tends to make the traffic rather than report on it. He has no wife nor children but hopes one day, were he to disappear, someone would mourn him. May have accidentally adopted a child/apprentice pilot, Joy (much to Graham and Alex's dismay).

Richter is banned by the city of Jewelsburg from the airspace above the Jewelsburg Motor Oval, and refuses to fly over Granton Bumper's corn maze.

Despite his hit-and-miss (mostly miss) approach to actually reporting on traffic, Richter seems to be a talented pilot. He has flown the Qwopter three feet above a highway, from outside the cockpit while standing on the runners, while holding a collection of puppies, while teaching a ten-year-old to fly, and while blindfolded; plus a variety of other improbable, difficult, or borderline illegal actions. He also has, on-air, flown a blimp and a hang-glider. The QWRP traffic helicopter (called the "Qwopter") theoretically belongs to the station, but Richter seems to treat it as his own and will occasionally park it in his driveway or in the QWRP employee parking lot. He ordered some pontoons for it, but they haven't arrived yet. Richter asserts that his rightful place is in the sky, among the birds, although he will also accept the QWRP fanboat (there are ducks).


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