TTC 219 - Dominaria Nicknames
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The highly anticipated nickname episode is upon us. Find out what all your favourite Ixalan cards should now be called.
Vital Statistics
Date: May 14, 2018
Appearing: Graham Stark, Cameron Lauder, Nelson Salahub, Paul Saunders
Runtime: 01:13:22
Broadcasting live from: the Luxury Suite on the plane of Kylem.
Nicknames list
For the first time, the crew put up a spreadsheet and asked their fans to fill it with nicknames. Many of the entries are from that spreadsheet.
| Card Name | Nickname | Alternative Nicknames |
|---|---|---|
| Academy Drake | Jimmy Brooks | - |
| Academy Journeymage | Man-O'-Warlock | - |
| Adamant Will | Adamant Won't | - |
| Adeliz, the Cinder Wind | Look at Adeliz wizards! | - |
| Adventurous Impulse | We're going on an adventure! | - |
| Aesthir Glider | Welkin Turned into an artifact | - |
| Amaranthine Wall | Just walk around it! | - |
| Ancient Animus | The fight of legends | Protagonist pit fight |
| Arbor Armament | Reach for the skies | - |
| Arcane Flight | SAIL! | Tibbles |
| Artificer's Assistant | Scrying Men | - |
| Arvad the Cursed | Dude of Destiny | - |
| Aryel, Knight of Windgrace | Competitive Aryel | Holy crap, it's a panther! |
| Aven Sentry | Bird, watching | - |
| Baird, Steward of Argive | Propamanda | Ghostly Warden |
| Baloth Gorger | Baloth Fourger | - |
| Befuddle | Brain fart | AUGHHHH? |
| Benalish Honor Guard | Name Dropper | - |
| Benalish Marshall | Glorious Manthem | Benalish Sutcliffe |
| Blackblade Reforged | Blackblade's back, alright! | Sword of the Stones |
| Blessed Light | Lens Flare | - |
| Blessing of Belzenlok | Belzenlok has a blessing put aside for me, for mee, for meee... | - |
| Blink of an Eye | Into the Eye of the Roil | Bounce of an Eye; Googly eyes on Magic cards |
| Bloodstone Goblin | Kick puncher | - |
| Bloodtallow Candle | New Yavimaya Candle | Wax Job; The Kill Quill; If your blood has tallow in it... |
| Board the Weatherlight | Get in the airship, Gideon! | Get in, losers! |
| Broken Bond | Ex-plore | Actually Naturalize |
| Cabal Evangel | Stephanie McMahon | The PR department; *read the flavor text like Kathleen did on the Pre-Prerelease* |
| Cabal Paladin | The shocking history of Dominaria | - |
| Cabal Stronghold | More like Cabal Weakhold, eh? | Cabal Cough; Cabal Strongdong |
| Caligo Skin-Witch | Caligo Skinwitch | - |
| Call the Cavalry | Raiser the Alarm | Get the Men |
| Cast Down | Who were you again? | Whom Blade |
| Chainer's Torment | Drain Drain Brains | This is the story of draining for two // and a Nightmare Horror token, too |
| Champion of the Flame | WHERE ARE THE OVEN MITTENS? | - |
| Chandra, Bold Pyromancer | Chandra | - |
| Chandra's Outburst | I would like to speak to a manager | - |
| Charge | *Whispers "Charge"* | - |
| Clifftop Retreat | Home of the Crystal Gems | - |
| Cloudreader Sphinx | "That one looks like a topdeck!" | - |
| Cold-Water Snapper | Ol' Snappy! | - |
| Corrosive Ooze | Rust Monster | - |
| Curator's Ward | Don't touch the exhibits. | - |
| Damping Sphere | *Seinfeld theme* | This is gonna do nothing in Modern. |
| D'Avenant Trapper | D'Avenant Tapper | Historic Harrier |
| Danitha Capashen, Paragon | Oh Capashen, my Capashen! | Swiss Army Knight; Suit me up, we're half way there // Wo-oh, killing all your bears... |
| Darigaaz Reincarnated | Fangcestral Vision? | - |
| Daring Archaeologist | Doctor Jones | - |
| Dark Bargain | Bark Dargains out of Bargains | Whad're you buying? |
| Dauntless Bodyguard | Savin' Ya Lions | - |
| Deathbloom Thallid | Bloomed Traveller | - |
| Deep Freeze | Ice to meet you! (or any other Mr. Freeze pun) | - |
| Demonic Vigor | Vape Trick of the Damned | - |
| Demonlord Belzenlok | Belzenwhistles | - |
| Diligent Excavator | Milling Miner | - |
| Divest | No, my vest! | - |
| Divination | The science behind finding out what Pot of Greed does | - |
| Dread Shade | Nantuko Hunk | - |
| Drudge Sentinel | Drudging up old mechanics | - |
| Dub | "Arise, Sir whatever you're enchanting" | Dub-wub-wub-wub-wub; I prefer subs |
| Elfhame Druid | The GG is just for kicks | - |
| Eviscerate | Actually, this is an impalement... | - |
| Evra, Halcyon Witness | Naru | Hit 'im with your lifepad! |
| Excavation Elephant | Excavelephant | Nellie |
| Fall of the Thran | Life alert | - |
| Feral Abomination | ...are there domesticated abominations? | - |
| Fervent Strike | Hold me closer, fire dancer... | - |
| Fiery Intervention | Shatterfall | - |
| Fight with Fire | Hidetsugu's First Rite | Fight Everything with Fire |
| Final Parting | Later, bro | - |
| Fire Elemental | Fahrenheit 5/41 | - |
| Firefist Adept | Flame-Tongue Wizard | - |
| Firesong and Sunspeaker | Box Boys | - |
| Forebear's Blade | The Four Bear's Blade | - |
| Frenzied Rage | Badcap Skills | - |
| Fungal Infection | Athlete's foot | - |
| Fungal Plots | Much more mushroom | Fungal Plotz |
| Gaea's Blessing | Genesis Device | - |
| Gaea's Protector | More like Gaea's Attacker, eh? | - |
| Garna the Bloodflame | Death March | Never Garna give you up |
| Ghitu Chronicler | Laxcaster Mage | This art is definitely from Kaladesh |
| Ghitu Journeymage | The Pizza Mage | - |
| Ghitu Lavarunner | Ghitu Guide | Spell Fastery |
| Gideon's Reproach | Gideon's Punch | Batman Noise |
| Gift of Growth | Oh Deer! | - |
| Gilded Lotus | Fancy Flower | - |
| Goblin Barrage | We're gonna need another Timmy! | - |
| Goblin Chainwhirler | Kratos | - |
| Goblin Warchief | Goblin Warcheap | Goblin Warlegal in Modern |
| Grand Warlord Radha | Nia Jax | - |
| Grow from the Ashes | Kickdama's Reach | - |
| Grunn, the Lonely King | Grunn is the loneliest number... | - |
| Guardians of Koilos | The Bouncers | To be terrible at their jobs |
| Hallar, the Firefletcher | Hallar Hallar get Dollar | - |
| Haphazard Bombardment | Highly Accurate Potentially Harmful Alarming Zonking Aeronautical Range Devices Bombardment | - |
| Healing Grace | Power creep! | - |
| Helm of the Host | Copy Cap | - |
| Hinterland Harbor | Deciduous Dock | - |
| History of Benalia | In West Benalia, born and raised // On the training ground's where I spend most of my days // Chillin' out, relaxing near the angels' porch // And shooting some bow-shots outside of the church // When a couple of demons, who were up to no good // Started makin' trouble in my neighbourhood // I got in one little combat and mom got scared // and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Tol-Air-ia" | A Knight's Tale |
| Homarid Explorer | Mill Krill | The Mill Giant |
| Howling Golem | What once was mine is now ours | *the screaming cowboy from Big Enough* |
| Icy Manipulator | I see my nips | Magic, a fun game for people who like fun! |
| In Bolas's Clutches | Should have read the fine print | - |
| Invoke the Divine | God, damn it | - |
| Isolated Chapel | Hyrule Castle | - |
| Jaya Ballard | Grandma | Yaya Ballard |
| Jaya's Immolating Inferno | Magic Mom's Missile | - |
| Jhoira's Familiar | Bubo | - |
| Jhoira, Weatherlight Captain | Joy Rider | - |
| Jodah, Archmage Eternal | Jodah Joestar | - |
| Josu Vess, Lich Knight | Adam Sandler ('cause he's got eight crazy knights) | - |
| Jousting Lance | The Pointy Stick | - |
| Juggernaut | Big Jugs | - |
| Kamahl's Druidic Vow | Genesis Ripple | - |
| Karn, Scion of Urza | Silver Study Buddy | He definitely has a mini-bar in that globe |
| Karn's Temporal Sundering | Karn's Unfortunate Holiday | Karn's Bogud Journey |
| Karplusan Hound | The Hound of the Karpluskervilles | - |
| Kazarov, Sengir Pureblood | Nosferatu | - |
| Keldon Overseer | Maybe mutiny? | - |
| Keldon Raider | Rummaging Raider | - |
| Keldon Warcaller | Speed reader | - |
| Knight of Grace | Grace | - |
| Knight of Malice | Alice | - |
| Knight of New Benalia | Blade of New Benalia | Knight of the Sixth Pride |
| Krosan Druid | Kickstart my heart | - |
| Kwende, Pride of Femeref | T'Challa | Strike leader |
| Lich's Mastery | Life's a Lich, and then you never die | - |
| Lingering Phantom | You know that thing of when you go in the bathroom and nobody's used it in probably half an hour but the smell is still there? | - |
| Llanowar Elves | The Lawnmower Elves | Oh, it's cute that you brought your sword |
| Llanowar Envoy | Clogged filter | - |
| Llanowar Scout | Slowbond | - |
| Lyra Dawnbringer | Baneslayest Angel | - |
| Mammoth Spider | Gianter Spider | - |
| Marwyn, the Nurturer | Elf mom | - |
| Meandering River | Slow Stream | - |
| Memorial to Folly | Stupid Statue | - |
| Memorial to Genius | Smart Statue | - |
| Memorial to Glory | Sublime Statue | - |
| Memorial to Unity | Sameness Statue | - |
| Memorial to War | Strife Statue | - |
| Merfolk Trickster | Tricky Fish | - |
| Mesa Unicorn | Me saw unicorn (Jar Jar Binks style) | - |
| Mishra's Self Replicator | The Banach-Tarski Bot | Grey Goo |
| Mox Amber | Mox Mockery | - |
| Muldrotha, the Gravetide | The Great Trash Heap | - |
| Multani, Yavimaya's Avatar | I am Groot | Golgari Grave-Tree |
| Naban, Dean of Iteration | Nabanharmonicon | - |
| Naru Meha, Master Wizard | You, a vanilla creature; Naru Me, han intellectual | - |
| Nature's Spiral | The Circle of Life | - |
| Niambi, Faithful Healer | The Teferi Tutor | - |
| Oath of Teferi | Look down, look back up, this permanent is new to the battlefield! | - |
| On Serra's Wings | In the arms of an angel... | - |
| Opt | Once you opt, you can't stopt! | - |
| Orcish Vandal | Hulk Smash! | - |
| Pardic Wanderer | Walky Rocky | - |
| Pegasus Courser | Come fly with me | A-pegasus-a-course |
| Phyrexian Scriptures | The Compleat Works of Elesh Norn | Black Books |
| Pierce the Sky | Plumm-ish | - |
| Powerstone Shard | Spark Plug | - |
| Precognition Field | Future Nearsightedness | - |
| Primevals' Glorious Rebirth | We're baaaaaack! | - |
| Primordial Wurm | Craw Daddy | - |
| Pyromantic Pilgrim | Oh no, I'm late for fire school! | - |
| Radiating Lightning | Weenie Roast | - |
| Raff Capashen, Ship's Mage | Jumpin' Raff Flash | Riff Raff; Raffie |
| Rampaging Cyclops | Flunks at flanks | - |
| Rat Colony | Slightly Less Relentless | "We should call it New Cheeseland!" |
| Relic Runner | Carmen Sandiego | - |
| Rescue | SAVED! | - |
| Rite of Belzenlok | and wrong of everyone else | Shame what happened to those clerics |
| Rona, Disciple of Gix | Recast the Past | - |
| Run Amok | Star Trek Original Series Season 2, Episode 1 | - |
| Sage of Lat-Nam | So THAT's how it used to work! | - |
| Sanctum Spirit | Nearly Headless Nick | Wait, this doesn't have flying? |
| Saproling Migration | Fungal gowth | Birnam Wood comes to Dunsinane |
| Seal Away | Journey from out of nowhere | - |
| Seismic Shift | Landslide to the left | - |
| Sentinel of the Pearl Trident | Fresh scent of pearl | - |
| Sergeant-at-Arms | Goon squad | - |
| Serra Angel | Really, if she hasn't got an accepted nickname by now, it's just not happening | - |
| Serra Disciple | Historically bad | Phew, got the stick |
| Settle the Score | Liliana 4 - Demons 0 | - |
| Shalai, Voice of Plenty | The Leyline of Gavony Township | Shalalalala |
| Shanna, Sisay's Legacy | Voice token | - |
| Shield of the Realm | I think you seriously misjudged the size of the realm | Shield of the underwhelm |
| Shivan Fire | Worst Lightning | - |
| Short Sword | Boring Blade | - |
| Siege-Gang Commander | The Goblin Bang-Gang | - |
| Skirk Prospector | There's gold in them darn goblins! | - |
| Skittering Surveyor | Spyderglass | Skitters |
| Skizzik | Skizzy | - |
| Slimefoot, the Stowaway | Zulaspore Cutthroat | Groundskeeper Slimey |
| Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep | The Bounce Balooga | EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!; Slinn Shady |
| Song of Freyalise | Rample Rample Trample | Cryptolith Fight |
| Sorcerer's Wand | The Tim Stick | The wand prefers a wizard |
| Soul Salvage | Two Raise Deads in an overcoat | - |
| Sparring Construct | Crash test dummy | - |
| Sporecrown Thallid | Seizure Thallid | - |
| Spore Swarm | Saproling Outburst | - |
| Squee, the Immortal | Guess who's back // back again // and again // and again... | - |
| Steel Leaf Champion | Beep beep it's a leaf | Leafy Steve |
| Stronghold Confessor | Fort father | - |
| Sulfur Falls | The obligatory onsen episode | - |
| Sylvan Awakening | Land war | - |
| Syncopate | No, but with an extra "o" for each value of X | Your spell is count-ered |
| Tatyova, Benthic Druid | Lady Landfall | Oh, she Ben thicc |
| Teferi, Hero of Dominaria | Idris Elba | - |
| Teferi's Sentinel | Memorial to Loyalty | Fresh scent of Teferi |
| Teferi, Timebender | No, the other one | - |
| Tempest Djinn | Water tightmare | Thousand Island Dressing |
| Temporal Machinations | Time tricks | - |
| Territorial Allosaurus | Well, it's not Colossal Dreadmaw, but it'll do | This is why you don't kick an allosaurus |
| Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle | Sun Flytan | - |
| Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive | Heir to the Jitte | Shinsuke Nakamura |
| Thallid Omnivore | Om-nom-nomnivore | - |
| Thallid Soothsayer | Thallid Thooththayer | - |
| The Antiquities War | Antiques Road Foes | - |
| The Eldest Reborn | Pick of the Litter | - |
| The First Eruption | Dominaria's Teenage Years | - |
| The Flame of Keld | A story of minimum value for maximum cost | - |
| The Mending of Dominaria | Dominario, mill yourself for two twice, go ahead and regrow Dominario | - |
| The Mirari Conjecture | Theory of value | - |
| Thorn Elemental | Comin' | - |
| Thran Temporal Gateway | Stargate | - |
| Tiana, Ship's Caretaker | Kaylie | - |
| Timber Gorge | Gorgeous Timber | - |
| Time of Ice | Winter is coming | - |
| Tolarian Scholar | Just, just... utter crap of a card. What kind of garbage... | The Professor |
| Torgaar, Famine Incarnate | You're not you when you're hungry | TORGAAR!! Dada-dada-dada-dada... (like Trogdor) |
| Tragic Poet | The tragedy is that it's not very good | - |
| Traxos, Scourge of Kroog | Traxx | - |
| Triumph of Gerrard | Pump Pump Jump | - |
| Two-Headed Giant | Format Elemental | - |
| Untamed Kavu | As opposed to the tamed kavu we all know and love | - |
| Unwind | Negate rebate | - |
| Urgoros, the Empty One | Urgh! Gross! | - |
| Urza's Ruinous Blast | Oops | - |
| Urza's Tome | Seven habits of higly vindictive people | - |
| Valduk, Keeper of the Flame | Please, hammer, hurt him | - |
| Verdant Force | Still a force to be reckoned with | - |
| Verix Bladewing | Wingmate Dragon | - |
| Vicious Offering | Figure or Member, which one is Dis? | - |
| Vodaliar Arcanist | Spell Dork | - |
| Voltaic Servant | Lackey | - |
| Warcry Phoenix | FOMO friend | - |
| Warlord's Fury | Cycles for one red | - |
| Weatherlight | Welcome home | - |
| Weight of Memory | Awkward Reunion | - |
| Whisper, Blood Liturgist | Ok. *whispers "Blood Lithurgist"* | - |
| Wild Onslaught | Wild Dongslaught | - |
| Windgrace Acolyte | Flap cat | - |
| Wizard's Lightning | Lightning Bolt* (*some terms and conditions applied) | - |
| Wizard's Retort | Blocked and retorted | - |
| Woodland Cemetery | Louisiana | - |
| Yargle, Glutton of Urborg | *hum Duel of the Fates* | Yargle Barge; Here comes that boi |
| Yavimaya Sapherd | Yavimaya Shepherd | - |
| Yawgmoth's Vile Offering | Heads up! | This is gross. Want some? |
| Zahid, Djinn of the Lamp | Bombay Sapphire | - |
| Zhalfrin Void | Scry me a river | - |
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