TTC 98 - Magic Origins Nicknames
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This week on TTC join Alex, Cam, and Graham as they venture into the highly requested Magic Origins Nicknames episode.
Vital Statistics
Date: August 23, 2015
Appearing: Alex Steacy, Graham Stark, Cameron Lauder, Paul Saunders
Runtime: 80:15
Broadcasting live from: Ghirapur on the plane of Kaladesh
Nicknames list
| Card Name | Nickname | Alternative Nicknames |
|---|---|---|
| Abbott of Keral Keep | Abbott and Kerstello | Piousmancer |
| Acolyte of the Inferno | Smore-maker of the Inferno | Censorship or Two Ashmouth Hounds Duct Taped Together |
| Act of Treason | Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal! | - |
| Aerial Volley | Thopterbane | - |
| Akroan Jailor | Albert | - |
| Akroan Sergeant | Albert's Boss | - |
| Alchemist's Vial | AB Vial | - |
| Alhammarret, High Arbiter | Marmot-Archive.org | Howling MINE |
| Alhammarret's Archive | A Marmot, High Armbaiter | Hammer Time! |
| Ampryn Tactician | Tabletop | - |
| Anchor to the Æther | Back You Go! | - |
| Angel's Tomb | Surprise Angel | Checkov's Angel or The Statue Got Itself High |
| Animist's Awakening | Hey, More Floating Islands! | - |
| Anointer of Champions | Cleric Of Moral Support | - |
| Archangel of Tithes | Minister Of Propaganda | Liliana's Hat Rack |
| Artificer's Epiphany | Oh, That's What This Does! | - |
| Aspiring Aeronaut | A Boy And His Thopter | - |
| Auramancer | Mancer For Commander | - |
| Avaricious Dragon | Smaug | - |
| Aven Battle Priest | Aven Calling | - |
| Battlefield Forge | Unsafe Worksite | - |
| Bellows Lizard | The Self-Driving Flamethrower | - |
| Blazing Hellhound | Rakdos Hot Dog | Smoke Goblins Every Day |
| Blessed Spirits | Dead Kids | - |
| Blightcaster | Unlicensed Surgeon | - |
| Blood-Cursed Knight | Suspiciously Pale Knight | Ginger Knight |
| Boggart Brute | Bruce! | - |
| Bonded Construct | Dynomutt | Man's Best Gizmo |
| Bone to Ash | Bash | - |
| Bounding Krasis | Pesterfish | - |
| Brawler's Plate | Big Cheats | - |
| Calculated Dismissal | Counterscry | - |
| Call of the Full Moon | Treatable Lycanthropy | |
| Catacomb Slug | Slugbutt | - |
| Caustic Caterpillar | The Naturalizer | - |
| Caves of Koilos | Koilercase | - |
| Celestial Flare | Woo! | - |
| Chandra, Fire of Kaladesh | Chandlar Ping | - |
| Chandra, Roaring Flame | Chandra Fire Bird | Fire Lady Burn Hot or Chandra Ballard |
| Chandra's Fury | Chandra's Proportional Response | - |
| Chandra's Ignition | Ey Yo, It's Chandra's Ignition; Hot And Fresh At The Kitchen. Mama Setting Them Fires, Got Every Walker Here Wishing | - |
| Charging Griffin | Buff Bird | - |
| Chief of the Foundry | Centauropede | - |
| Citadel Castellan | Front Of House | ...and Castellan |
| Clash of Wills | Power Stink | - |
| Claustrophobia | Get In The Box | - |
| Cleric of the Forward Order | Florence | - |
| Cobblebrute | Rock Market Trader | - |
| Conclave Naturalists | Tree Huggers | |
| Consecrated by Blood | High Maintenance | - |
| Consul's Lieutenant | Consul's Cheerleader | - |
| Cruel Revival | It's The Doctor Dreadful Zombie Lab! | - |
| Dark Dabbling | Dabble Dabble | - |
| Dark Petition | Dark Tutor | - |
| Day's Undoing | Timtwister | - |
| Deadbridge Shaman | Always A Two For One | - |
| Deep-Sea Terror | Carboload Snake | - |
| Demolish | Tear It All Down | - |
| Demonic Pact | Deal With The (Four) Devils | - |
| Despoiler of Souls | The Nope Came Back... | - |
| Disciple of the Ring | Vryn Army Knife | - |
| Disperse | Have This Back | - |
| Displacement Wave | The Humanga Cowabunga From Down Under | - |
| Dragon Fodder | Dragon Snacks | - |
| Dreadwaters | Ross Bay Cemetary | - |
| Dwynen, Gilt-Leaf Daen | Still Too Expensive To Play In Eternal Elves | - |
| Dwynen's Elite | Elf Bear And Cub | - |
| Elemental Bond | A Big Draw | - |
| Elvish Visionary | Elvish Cantrip | - |
| Embermaw Hellion | Piggyback Pinger | - |
| Enlightened Ascetic | Disenchanting Evening | - |
| Enshrouding Mist | Heavy Smoker | - |
| Enthralling Victor | Abs Of Treason | Mister Steal Yo Girl |
| Erebos's Titan | ET | - |
| Evolutionary Leap | Unnatural Selection | - |
| Evolving Wilds | Rezoning Application | - |
| Exquisite Firecraft | The Benson & Hedges Symphony Of Fire | - |
| Eyeblight Assassin | Stabby | - |
| Eyeblight Massacre | Not Elf, Then Die | - |
| Faerie Miscreant | The Petty Pixie | Card Friend! |
| Fetid Imp | Typhoid Bats | - |
| Fiery Conclusion | I Conclude: You Lose | - |
| Fiery Impulse | Shockbolt | - |
| Firefiend Elemental | Fire Friend! | - |
| Flameshadow Conjuring | Order Now And Get A Second Creature Engulfed In Flames Absolutely Free! | - |
| Fleshbag Marauder | Fleshy B | The Sack |
| Foundry of the Consuls | Thopter Theme Park | - |
| Gaea's Revenge | The Land Fights Back | - |
| Gather the Pack | Call For Back-Up | - |
| Ghirapur Æther Grid | The Electric Fence | - |
| Ghirapur Gearcrafter | Ghurupur Gurcruftur | - |
| Gideon, Battle-Forged | Chad, The Come At Me | - |
| Gideon's Phalanx | The Flying V | - |
| Gilt-Leaf Winnower | Purge The Different | - |
| Gnarlroot Trapper | Elf Mana Elf | - |
| Goblin Glory Chaser | Imminent Pincushion | - |
| Goblin Piledriver | It's A Piledriver! It's A Tombstone Piledriver! | - |
| Gold-Forged Sentinel | The Flying Gold Brick | - |
| Grasp of the Hieromancer | Goldychains And The Two Harpies | - |
| Graveblade Marauder | Dougy Downer | No Fun At Parties |
| Guardian Automaton | C3PO | - |
| Guardians of Meletis | Barely A Golem | - |
| Hallowed Moonlight | Hey, Get Back Down Here! | Aaah, It Burns! or I'm Standing Right Here |
| Hangarback Walker | Hangarback Walker (sung to the tune of Paperback Writer by the Beatles) | Hangarback Walker (sung to the tune of Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani) |
| Harbinger of the Tides | Surprise Squid | - |
| Healing Hands | Because Healing Salve Was Too Good | - |
| Heavy Infantry | Big Boned | Bad Movers |
| Helm of the Gods | Hat™ | - |
| Herald of the Pantheon | Harold, The Horsy Herald | - |
| Hitchclaw Recluse | Dr. Claws | - |
| Hixus, Prison Warden | You Are Getting A Time-Out Mister. | - |
| Honored Hierarch | The Ig-Nobel Hierarch | - |
| Hydrolash | Squirt Gun | - |
| Infectious Bloodlust | Rabies | - |
| Infernal Scarring | Sick Tats Bro | - |
| Infinite Obliteration | Probably More Obliteration Than Strictly Necessary | AAH, AH, Ah, ah... or Todome DA, Da, da... |
| Iroas's Champion | Ronda Rousey | - |
| Jace, Vryn's Prodigy | Jace, Teacher's Pet | - |
| Jace, Telepath Unbound | Professor J | - |
| Jace's Sanctum | Mom's Basement | - |
| Jayemdae Tomb | Book Smarts | - |
| Jhessian Thief | Lara Croft | Jessie's Girl |
| Joraga Invocation | Fauxverrun | - |
| Knight of the Pilgrim's Road | Knight Of The Riding A Huge Lion | - |
| Knight of the White Orchid | Knight Of The Pretty But Extremely Delicate Flowers | - |
| Knightly Valor | Free Knight With Purchase | - |
| Kothophed, Soul Hoarder | Let Me Talk To You About Souls | "You Got Souls Everywhere Man, It's Not Safe. You Need To Throw Away Just One." "Nononono, Not That One! That One Is Special. I Might Need That One" ""You Have Not Looked At This Soul In Millennia." "I Might Need That Soul". "Millennia." "What If I Do Want To Look At It Though?" "When Was The Last Time?" "Wha-, I Don't Wanna Talk About This. I'm Uncomfortable." *starts fumbling with microphone* "You're Hurting Your Family." "Turn Those Cameras Off. No, I'm Not Doing This Anymore". |
| Kytheon, Hero of Akros | Chadlet | - |
| Kytheon's Irregulars | The Wrong Neighbourhood | - |
| Kytheon's Tactics | The Line Must Be Drawn Here! | - |
| Languish | Purple Rain | Mass Sleepy Time |
| Leaf Gilder | The Glider | Llanoswole Elf |
| Lightning Javelin | Bolt To The Future | This Is What We Get Now |
| Liliana, Heretical Healer | Liliana, Proto-Goth | Liliana, Horrible Healer or Liliana, Homeopathy Adept or Liliana, Heretical Bae |
| Liliana, Defiant Necromancer | Liliana, Bad B | - |
| Llanowar Empath | Elf Ventura, Pet Detective | - |
| Llanowar Wastes | The Elven Outhouse | - |
| Macabre Waltz | Rock DJ | - |
| Mage-Ring Bully | Wizard Bro | Mage-Ring Biff Tannen |
| Mage-Ring Network | Stargate | - |
| Mage-Ring Responder | You Rang? | Durdle-Bot |
| Magmatic Insight | Well, Now We're On Fire, I Hope You're Happy | Molten Pitch |
| Malakir Cullblade | Hey, If You're Not Using That Blood... | - |
| Managorger Hydra | Silly Hydra, Tricks Are For Wizards! | - |
| Mantle of Webs | Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew. I Walked Through- Ew, Ew, I Walked Through A Spider Web | - |
| Maritime Guard | The Sign Says: No Swimming | Welcome To Our Ool |
| Meteorite | (The Literal) Manarock | - |
| Might of the Masses | Group Project | - |
| Mighty Leap | Falling, With Style | - |
| Mizzium Meddler | Vedalskite | - |
| Molten Vortex | Land Shock | - |
| Murder Investigation | CSI: Ravnica | - |
| Nantuko Husk | Husky Bug | - |
| Necromantic Summons | Elk From The Grave | - |
| Negate | Could You Not? | - |
| Nightsnare | Shhh, Only Dreams Now | Thoughtsnooze |
| Nissa, Vastwood Seer | Seeing The Forest For The Trees | - |
| Nissa, Sage Animist | Nissa, Copse Hauler | - |
| Nissa's Pilgrimage | Ramping Trip | - |
| Nissa's Revelation | Scry-velation | - |
| Nivix Barrier | Nope-fylactic | - |
| Orbs of Warding | Dragonballs | - |
| Orchard Spirit | Scrumping Spirit | - |
| Outland Colossus | The Jolly Green Giant | - |
| Patron of the Valiant | The Swole Get Swoler | - |
| Pharika's Disciple | Poison Horse | - |
| Pia and Kiran Nalaar | Mom And Dad | Ma And Pop's Thopter Shop |
| Possessed Skaab | Jarhead | - |
| Prickleboar | Pickles! | - |
| Priest of the Blood Rite | I Dropped My Contact | - |
| Prism Ring | Six Months Salary | - |
| Psychic Rebuttal | Uhm, Actually... | - |
| Pyromancer's Goggles | Ze Goggles Do Something, But Are Underwhelming In Limited! | - |
| Rabid Bloodsucker | I Drink Both Milkshakes | - |
| Ramroller | The Kool Aid Ram (Oh Yeah!) | - |
| Ravaging Blaze | Fire Finger Discount | - |
| Read the Bones | Scry In Blood | - |
| Reave Soul | Legacy Of Kain | - |
| Reclaim | Gimme That Back! | - |
| Reclusive Artificer | Hoarder's Tantrum | - |
| Relic Seeker | It Belongs In A Museum! | Hey, A Sword! |
| Returned Centaur | You Again?! | - |
| Revenant | Sump Pump | - |
| Rhox Maulers | Rocksteady, And Rocksteady's Friend Keith | - |
| Ringwarden Owl | Grimble | - |
| Rogue's Passage | Secret Passage | - |
| Runed Servitor | Block-bot | - |
| Scab-Clan Berserker | Pyrostatic Killer | - |
| Scrapskin Drake | Scrappy! | - |
| Screeching Skaab | We Don't Want Any! | - |
| Seismic Elemental | Falterman | - |
| Send to Sleep | Perfectly Harmless Neurotoxin | - |
| Sentinel of the Eternal Watch | Fat Bottom Girl | - |
| Separatist Voidmage | Man-o'-Four | MAN of War |
| Shadows of the Past | The Dank Plank | The Viscera Plank |
| Shaman of the Pack | Elfball | - |
| Shambling Ghoul | The Shambling Dead | - |
| Shivan Reef | Environmentally Protected Area | - |
| Sigil of the Empty Throne | Angel Chair | - |
| Sigil of Valor | Exalted Medal | - |
| Sigiled Starfish | (Patrick) Scryfish | - |
| Skaab Goliath | Frankenfreak | - |
| Skyraker Giant | Fishing For Dragons | - |
| Skysnare Spider | Too Many Legs! | - |
| Smash to Smithereens | I Broke Your Stupid Crap, Moron! | - |
| Somberwald Alpha | The Leader Of The Pack | Five Wolf Moon |
| Soulblade Djinn | Coldsteel Spokesman | - |
| Sphinx's Tutelage | A Lesson In Mill | Miller Time |
| Stalwart Aven | Did I Leave The Oven On? | - |
| Starfield of Nyx | Opalescence In The Sky With Diamonds | - |
| Stratus Walk | Stratisfaction | Lakitu |
| Subterranean Scout | Dig Dug | - |
| Suppression Bonds | Shackleton | Two Chains |
| Swift Reckoning | Lie Down And Die | Lion Down And Die |
| Sword of the Animist | Zendikar WOR SWORD | Anime Sword |
| Sylvan Messenger | BEHR BEHR BEHR! | - |
| Tainted Remedy | Backwash | Buckley's |
| Talent of the Telepath | Invasion Of Privacy | - |
| The Great Aurora | The Fine Aurora | In Response: I Concede or Oh, So We're Not Playing Magic Anymore? |
| Thopter Engineer | Here's A Thopter I Prepared Earlier | - |
| Thopter Spy Network | Skynet | Thopterblossom |
| Thornbow Archer | Elfist Archer | - |
| Throwing Knife | Catch! | - |
| Thunderclap Wyvern | A Rising Wyvern Lifts All Thopters | Nefalia B+ Kite |
| Timberpack Wolf | X-Pac; Where X Is The Number of Wolves | - |
| Titanic Growth | Nice Puppy... | - |
| Titan's Strength | Motrin Pain | - |
| Topan Freeblade | Blown Out Selfie | - |
| Tormented Thoughts | Psst, Hey! Remember That One Time In Grade Nine? | - |
| Totem-Guide Hartebeest | The Shackleton Expedition | - |
| Touch of Moonglove | A Pinch Of Death | - |
| Tower Geist | Flight Of Hand | - |
| Tragic Arrogance | You Dun Goofed! | - |
| Turn to Frog | It's Not Easy Being Blue | A Ribbiting Development or Frogger Champion |
| Undead Servant | Dead And Shoveling It | - |
| Undercity Troll | Why Can't We Ban This Guy? | - |
| Unholy Hunger | Hats On Fleek | I Cannot Believe This Shit! |
| Valeron Wardens | Uh Honey, Was That Obelisk Always There? | - |
| Valor in Akros | Gym Referral | - |
| Vastwood Gorger | Shove It In Your Craw | - |
| Veteran's Sidearm | The Akroan Side-Harm | - |
| Vine Snare | Weenie Fog | - |
| Volcanic Rambler | Ramblin' Man | - |
| Vryn Wingmare | Hate Horse | - |
| War Horn | Oriflamme | BEHR BEHR BEHR (lower than Sylvan Messenger) |
| War Oracle | Waracle | - |
| Watercourser | A Matter Of Course | - |
| Weight of the Underworld | Weight Weight, Don't Tell Me | Sissy-phus |
| Whirler Rogue | Thopter Gang Commander | - |
| Wild Instincts | Swole Fight | - |
| Willbreaker | Brain Buster | - |
| Woodland Bellower | WHOOOORNK! | Antler Bear |
| Yavimaya Coast | Ludicrous Property Tax | Mosquito Coast |
| Yeva's Forcemage | Pump Chump | - |
| Yoked Ox | Gotta Build Mass, Gotta Get Yoked | - |
| Zendikar Incarnate | Zendikarnate | - |
| Zendikar's Roil | Bearfall | - |
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