Celestial Sea: Episode 3

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Myke crash-lands on a primitive alien world - Brought to you by Star Ocean: Till the End of Time

Vital Statistics

What he wanted was a gun. And lunch.

Date: January 7, 2005

Category: Machinima

Appearing: Graham Stark, Kate Stark

Writing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Edited by: Graham Stark

Music: Justin Durban

Footage from: Star Ocean: Till the End of Time (2004 Square Enix)

Synopsis

Myke's Escape Pod sets a course for Landel VI, the nearest habitable planet, 100 hours away. He is driven slowly insane by the Computer's entertainment programs, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, available in over 5,000 languages. The Pod eventually comes to Landel VI, but Myke crashes the pod by trying to land it manually. Myke notes a strange energy reading, and requests a weapon, but the computer refuses to replicate him any weapon more advanced than a sword, as the planet is technologically undeveloped. He sets off in search of lunch, but soon passes out from hunger. If only he hadn't skipped lunch... He wakes up in a nearby village, populated by "creepy elf children", who found him unconscious. They tell him there is very little food in the village, but after a long and complex thought process, Myke realizes the Escape Pod's replicator could create some food for him. He hurries back, but finds the Pod has been attacked, and the distress signal cut off. As Myke comes to the horrifying realization that this means no food, the episode ends.

Trivia

• The computer voice is the AT&T voice synthesizer.
• On the Season 2 DVD, this episode is subtitled "The Crash."