Dice Friends - Lone Wolf Book 7: Castle Death
Join Adam, Beej, and Paul as they continue the adventure through the 6th Lone wolf Book in The Kingdoms of Terror.
Vital Statistics
Date: May 5, 2026
Category: Dice Friends
Campaign: Lone Wolf
Game Master: Adam Savidan
Players: Adam Savidan
System: Lone Wolf
Runtime: 03:40:59
Synopsis
Beej's Notes
Lone Wolf 7 - Castle Death
2026-05-02
INTRO
(WHERE are we - AND WHY did we go to the next place)
The Story So Far...
1 - ANIMAL CONTROL
288 - Rats?? Nah. Let’s just escape over the beach.
336 - Boat-eating rats. Turn to...
221 - It’s a zagothal. INVISIBILITY! Evade combat!
70 - Unseen things! How exciting!
16 - Kalte Firesphere AND Lantern! Let’s light up this joint!
61 - Look at that door!
274 - We do NOT have a Gold Key.
54 - These locks all Magical. Turn to...
193 - Perfect square of marble? Better not touch it. Jump over it.
127 - There’s a body! What do? Disarm it?
199 - Free Red Robe! Now what? The trap door in the ceiling?
93 - Trap-webs! Fade this combat and win.
131 - Yeah, we just walked around some more. Who knows what happened...
27 - A shape is taking form! LASER SWORD! Or JEWELED MACE! We blow off the weapon arm and smoke just leaks out everywhere.
5 - I’m chilly. And hungry. I’ll feel better if I eat.
293 - We BONES now.
146 - Oh, it was just a jumpscare.
11 - Weird triforce design? Logic puzzle? No! PATHSMANSHIP!
306 - The TOTAL number of triangles is 13!
13 - Yay! We won! More rats! And Bats! ANIMAL CONTROL!
180 - Ah. So we killed them using our power of being kind of animals.
236 - PATHSMANSHIP!
139 - East or North tunnel? North! Because the East is well-used.
187 - Hey weird leather dude. Eat Bow!
79 - OK, we killed that guy, and I think we can run away heroically.
241 - Ah hell. We got hit by magic red fire. Ouch. Turn to...
277 - We plummet, and get knocked unconscious, but we haven’t died? Turn to...
164 - WAKE UP! Hey, some skull guy is laughing at me. Wait, not. It’s just the giant snake! Don’t worry - we’re a PRIMATE with ANIMAL CONTROL!
137 - GO LAY DOWN. GO TO YOUR CRATE. OK, I think she’s calmed down now. Let’s kill her.
219 - Oh, we’re getting double-teamed by the Skull-Face and the Giant Hactaraton. We kick the snake in its testicles, and the snake goes “ow my sssssnake ballssssss. My ssssnalllsssss” and curls up and dies.
21 - It’s a little cave. Full of adventurer treasure! Let’s snoop!
148 - Free Bottle of Wine! RANDOM NUMBER - 7!
346 - Huge granite sarcophagus! Let’s hide behind a pillar!
110 - Pig warriors activate secret panel and disappear!
83 - There’s a drawing of a snake wrapped around three buttons.
115 - Button order 2,1,3:
213 - <Click> And we can go in or not. Let’s go in.
37 - Ah, sleep gas. My old friend.
165 - We wake up in the hall of glittering marble, full of flame. I’m manacled to something. And I’m on trial. At least the Lodestone is in the same room as me, so that’s easy. Oh shit, they think I’m guilty. Hope I don’t die. “THE MAZE!” Oh shit. Thank God, I’m manacled and also possess the Sommerswerd.
335 - OK, we lose all our stuff, and get to wander through THE MAZE.
286 - Cool Skull with a powdered wig. Please enter THE MAZE, we worked very hard on it. Turn to...
111 - Exits to L and R. But let’s pick up the sword.
224 - “WAIT! I HAVE A POEM FOR THIS SITUATION!” Still want the sword? Nah. Let’s go Right.
322 - Passage turns sharply L. There’s a beam of light that is probably a trap. Let’s step over it.
88 - We got singed. And here comes a fiery attacker! Let’s just run past it.
204 - I Roll to Disbelieve. The flames are an illusion and feel cool.
240 - Oh, the Hand Chamber. “He’s ignoring all the cool traps.”
226 - The hand is doing spider tricks! Let’s ignore it!
302 - The hand starts tapping the plinth and it sucks. Turn to...
53 - I’d rather just run away from this idiot hand.
103 - Ouch. Force field. We are still in the Hand Chamber. We are still alive. Turn to...
116 - The hand seeks us. RANDOM NUMBER - 4! + 3 BECAUSE HUNTMASTERY
198 - Combat? We challenge it to paper-rock-scissors, and win both times by throwing rock. Dumbass. Easy win.
22 - Huh. I mean, it LOOKS dead. But did I kill it? Or do we turn our back on it? Let’s take a look at it.
215 - Natural hand-exploding activity. Turn to...
334 - Lord Zahda would buy that for a dollar! Turn to...
100 - “YO I AM HERE TO RAP AT YOU AGAIN” 4 daughters, 3 sons. Write down 3 and then 4 to the RIGHT OF IT.
34 - Ah, the cocoon room. ANIMAL CONTROL? Or INVISIBILITY? We’re a PRIMATE!
130 - Oh, it’s a Ghoulishnobber! We burn our command into its sensitive and vulnerable mind!
294 - OK, we’re on the edge of the maze walls. PATHSMANSHIP!
330 - I prefer the guard room to the prison.
92 - Go back? In our moment of triumph?
36 - Look at the sword! It’s pointing to a staircase! Oh no! It’s Grubby in iron shoes! Race to the bottom!
55 - Crossbow! RANDOM NUMBER - 1! +3 HUNTMASTERY
62 - I hit him with the flat of my sword, because I don’t kill people who have low confidence. However, the sword is salty enough that the guard contracts gout. Turn to...
282 - The tapestries are pretty, but I think I just wanna go through the doors.
159 - Zahda is totally mad, and he kills us. DEATH. ROLL BACK TO...
282 - OK, let’s look at these tapestries.
74 - You basic kai senses show you a button and you press it. Let’s go in the tube. Ooh, a circular door.
15 - ALL OUR SHIT HAS RETURNED TO US. HELL FUCK AND YES. But we’re done in this awesome room. Turn to...
90 - Aah, my boots are on fire! Thank goodness for this Platinum Amulet!
24 - OK, the Lorestone is, like, right there. I should just grab it? Wait, actually let’s just attack the black crystal.
138 - Zahda didn’t like that. But I think we did the right thing? I mean, there’s a LOT of lava now, though. Oh shit, a pentagram in the throne. That’s probably not good. Lemme just grab this Lodestone and... step into the column of shimmering blue light.
118 - Ugh, I can see up Zahda’s robe. Thank God he flipped over to attack us with a dagger. Combat! The Sommerswerd shoots a big left-hand out and spanks him on the booty until he quits being a bad guy. You know, totally normal resolution to a climactic battle.
200 - More choices?? Dive into the water!
254 - You die in the boiling water! Oh Shit! DEATH. ROLL BACK to...
200 - OK, instead we’ll... go to the jetty.
122 - Oh, we just lose our Backpack. Whatever. Hey, found a coracle. We have been to the Isle of Khor, for future reference. Turn to...
350 - Hey, check out my new Lorestone. Also, we’re related by blood to these Elder Magi. So we should... wait, did he say something about a God Kai? I wanna be one of those!
