Fantasies: How Not to Be Final
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From the folks behind Desert Bus and Unskippable, join LoadingReadyRun as they report on the week’s industry happenings.
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Date: October 3, 2011
Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
Thanks To: Russ Pitts, Alexander Macris, Penny Arcade
Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders
Today
Square Enix is super embarrassed by Final Fantasy XIV and will fix it by making a different game.
Stories
- Zynga's FarmVille will have a "political activism" feature built into the game where you campaign for the party of your choice.
- Forza 4 will include a cameo by the Warthog from Halo 4. It is not playable because they couldn't figure out how to make the Warthog work in the very realistic physics of the game.
- Uncharted 3 will have a 3D preview screening at AMC Theaters. And Sony has an actual good marketing idea for once.
- EA announces a huge Battlefield tournament with a $1.6 million prize pool.
- Final Fantasy XIV is being retooled from the ground up.
- Paul has some basic suggestions for Square Enix on how to make the remake a "good" game.
Coming Up
The Deus Ex: Human Revolution DLC has a boss fight that doesn't suck. See what happens when you don't farm out your work?
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