Hot Tub Amusement Park

The dump never sleeps, but sometimes it goes on vacation.

Vital Statistics

"I'm assuming when they say tug-of-war, they actually mean Chinese finger puzzle, and it just... GOT OUT OF HAND."

Date: February 13, 2013

Category: Feed Dump

Host: Graham Stark

Cohosts: Matt Wiggins, Cameron Lauder, LeeLee Scaldaferri

Edited by: Kathleen De Vere

Synopsis

• News Word of the Week: A Hot Tub
• Rio - In event of this year's Carnival, the city is employing thousands of pee-patrol members to spot and detain those who urinate in public during Carnival.
• A nineteen year old woman in Germany who was looking for a job was a little dismayed to find out that the German labour office placement officer put her a position waitressing at a brothel.
• Pakistan has said they plan to build an amusement park in Abbottabad. Better known to North America as the place Osama Bin Laden was killed.
• A boy and a girl from South El Monte High school in Los Angeles had to be rushed to ER after, during a vigorous game of tug-of-war, their fingers were ripped off.
• Hong Kong aims at smugglers in bid to stop run on baby formula milk, by limiting the luggage allowance on trains so that people don't come into the city, buy up tons of produce, in this case baby formula, and take off with it.

I I ◀ ●∙∙∙ Vegans, Balls and Whale Barf       Twins, Twins and Tamogatchis ∙∙∙● ▶ Watch Hot Tub Amusement Park    Discuss Hot Tub Amusement Park    Read Hot Tub Amusement Park Transcript