Square Enix Finally Listens
In a revelation shocking only themselves, Square realizes it's good at RPGs.
Vital Statistics
Date: April 2, 2014
Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders
Story Graphics: Paul Saunders
CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark
Music: Bradley Rains
Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders
Today
Facebook bought Oculus Rift, and the Internet overreacted. Like REALLY overreacted.
Stories
- Killer Instinct keeps changing hands. It is now currently being made by the makers of DiveKick.
- A major game reseller has gotten caught reselling games through Humble Bundle.
- Titanfall's matchmaking is less toilets now.
- Oculus Rift has been bought by Facebook, and the Internet is being spiteful.
- The president of Square Enix has just discovered that people outside Japan like JRPGs.
Coming Up
Kathleen: The legal drama between 3DRealms and Gearbox continues over the inexplicably desirable Duke Nukem license. Graham: Some say 3DRealms still retains a nonexclusive license for the franchise, and that Gearbox's lawyer's head is made of cheese. All we know is, it's going to court.
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