TTC - Khan's of Tarkir Nicknames
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This week Graham, Kathleen and James take you through the entire Khans of Tarkir set and assign every card a nickname.
Vital Statistics
Date: December 16, 2014
Appearing: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, James Turner, Paul Saunders
Runtime: 49:39
Broadcasting live from: Dismal Backwater on the plane of Tarkir
Crack-A-Pack - Alara Reborn
Nicknames list
| Card Name | Nickname | Alternative Nicknames |
|---|---|---|
| Abomination of Gudul | DC Comics Presents: Man-Bat | Man-Bat |
| Abzan Ascendancy | Three Cheers For Dying | - |
| Abzan Banner | The Abzanner | - |
| Abzan Battle Priest | I Kick Arse For The Lord | - |
| Abzan Charm | The Pillar Of Blood Preparations | A-Charms |
| Abzan Falconer | Birdman | - |
| Abzan Guide | Giraffe Rider | - |
| Act of Treason | Bad Kitty! | - |
| Ainok Bond-Kin | Stabdog | - |
| Ainok Tracker | Snowdog | - |
| Alabaster Kirin | Ghost Horse | - |
| Alpine Grizzly | Swole Bear | - |
| Altar of the Brood | Wait, What Does This Do? | - |
| Anafenza, the Foremost | Anafenza, the Goatmost | Weird Name For A Goat or Goat There! or Anafenza, the Most Goat |
| Ankle Shanker | Cousin Stabby | - |
| Arc Lightning | Warrior Killer | - |
| Archers' Parapet | Tower Defense | - |
| Armament Corps | Counter Commandos | - |
| Arrow Storm | Our Arrows Will Blot Out The Sun | - |
| Ashcloud Phoenix | Surprise Bird | Flippy Bird |
| Avalanche Tusker | The Downhill Super E | Shreddephant |
| Awaken the Bear | Bear Form! | Release the Beast |
| Barrage of Boulders | Look Out Below... | - |
| Bear's Companion | BEAR FRAND | - |
| Become Immense | Get Swole | - |
| Bellowing Saddlebrute | Orcish Yelling Brigade | - |
| Bitter Revelation | Dig Through Grime | - |
| Blinding Spray | Pocket Sand | - |
| Bloodfell Caves | Dark Hole | - |
| Bloodfire Expert | The Human Torch | - |
| Bloodfire Mentor | Kneel, My Son | Got Your Face |
| Bloodsoaked Champion | Arthur "Two Shields" Jackson | - |
| Blossoming Sands | Flower Dune | - |
| Brave the Sands | Deep Hurting | - |
| Briber's Purse | Payola | - |
| Bring Low | Eff This Snowman | - |
| Burn Away | Burn The Yard | - |
| Butcher of the Horde | Big Butch | - |
| Cancel | Nope | - |
| Canyon Lurkers | Lenny & Lana Axe | - |
| Chief of the Edge | Pointy | - |
| Chief of the Scale | Blunt | The Other One |
| Clever Impersonator | I'm YOU! | Clever Girl |
| Crackling Doom | Doom Crispies | - |
| Cranial Archive | Brain Bottle | - |
| Crater's Claws | Ferociou-ball | Shock-ball or RAWR |
| Crippling Chill | Lick The Flagpole | - |
| Dazzling Ramparts | The Razzle-dazzle Castle | - |
| Dead Drop | Feeding Time | - |
| Death Frenzy | Crocodile Rock | - |
| Debilitating Injury | Game Time Decision | - |
| Defiant Strike | How DARE You | - |
| Deflecting Palm | Talk To The Hand | - |
| Despise | Helm Smash | Staring Contest |
| Dig Through Time | Neat Vape Trick | Dig For Answers |
| Disdainful Stroke | Counter Target Spell You Care About | |
| Dismal Backwater | Sad Pond | - |
| Disowned Ancestor | Weird Uncle Dave | - |
| Dragon Grip | Grip & Sip | - |
| Dragon Throne of Tarkir | Bone Throne | The Comfy Chair |
| Dragon's Eye Savants | Free Information | - |
| Dragonscale Boon | Counter Surge | - |
| Dragon-Style Twins | The Super Twins | - |
| Duneblast | I Choose You! | - |
| Dutiful Return | Would You Care For Some Butt-Fruit? | - |
| Efreet Weaponmaster | Karate Kid | - |
| Embodiment of Spring | The Bumble | - |
| Empty the Pits | Everybody Get Out! | - |
| End Hostilities | Everybody Calm Down! | - |
| Erase | *whoosh* | - |
| Feat of Resistance | Ohm's Law | - |
| Feed the Clan | Dinner Time | - |
| Firehoof Cavalry | Hot Trot | - |
| Flying Crane Technique | The Flying Crane Technique! [yelled in a kung fu voice] | - |
| Force Away | Force Push | - |
| Frontier Bivouac | Skull Tent | - |
| Ghostfire Blade | The Perfect Crime | Handle With Care |
| Glacial Stalker | Let's Build A Snowman | - |
| Goblinslide | Goblin Bobsled Team | Gobsled Team |
| Grim Haruspex | Brain Toucher | - |
| Gurmag Swiftwing | Bat-Kroma | - |
| Hardened Scales | Gore-Tex | - |
| Heart-Piercer Bow | I Poke You | - |
| Heir of the Wilds | Death-Bear | - |
| Herald of Anafenza | Harold | - |
| High Sentinels of Arashin | Hawkmen, Dive! [yelled in your best Brian Blessed impression] | - |
| Highland Game | Wild Game Stew | - |
| Highspire Mantis | Ah, Seen Here: A Rare Boros Nope | - |
| Hooded Hydra | Five Snakes In An Overcoat | - |
| Hooting Mandrills | Hootie & The Mandrills | - |
| Horde Ambusher | Freddie Falter | - |
| Hordeling Outburst | Goblin Babies | - |
| Howl of the Horde | Lightning Scream | - |
| Icefeather Aven | Icefather | - |
| Icy Blast | It's A Wet Cold | - |
| Incremental Growth | Cone Of Counters | - |
| Ivorytusk Fortress | The Elephant & Castle | - |
| Jeering Instigator | Got Your Hat! | - |
| Jeskai Ascendancy | Guardians Of The Galaxy | - |
| Jeskai Banner | Capture The Flag | - |
| Jeskai Charm | Gripblast | - |
| Jeskai Elder | Kung Fu Granny | - |
| Jeskai Student | Impractical Knife | - |
| Jeskai Windscout | Hawkman | - |
| Jungle Hollow | Old Trees | - |
| Kheru Bloodsucker | Nightmare Fuel | - |
| Kheru Dreadmaw | Hungry Hungry Crocodile | - |
| Kheru Lich Lord | Grave Tiller | - |
| Kheru Spellsnatcher | Snakebender | - |
| Kill Shot | Oomph! | - |
| Kin-Tree Invocation | Belch Of The Conclave | - |
| Kin-Tree Warden | The National Guard | Forest Service |
| Krumar Bond-Kin | ...and Krumar | - |
| Leaping Master | Jumpsman | - |
| Lens of Clarity | Oh Look! A Tiger! | - |
| Longshot Squad | Sniper Elite | - |
| Mantis Rider | Lightning Mantis | I'm Riding A Mantis The Size Of A House, Your Argument Is Invalid |
| Mardu Ascendancy | Why Did We All Come Up Here? | - |
| Mardu Banner | The Dega Pennant | - |
| Mardu Blazebringer | ARGH FIRE BAD! | - |
| Mardu Charm | Raise The Slash Duress | - |
| Mardu Hateblade | One Drop Warrior | - |
| Mardu Heart-Piercer | Shock Trooper | - |
| Mardu Hordechief | Bring A Friend | - |
| Mardu Roughrider | Come At Me Bro! | Bubblegum Rhino |
| Mardu Skullhunter | Raid Rat | - |
| Mardu Warshrieker | Orcish Announcer | - |
| Master of Pearls | Kevin | - |
| Master the Way | Ta-da! | - |
| Meandering Towershell | Durdle Turtle | - |
| Mer-Ek Nightblade | Orcish Stabbist | - |
| Mindswipe | Counterball | - |
| Mistfire Weaver | Djinn & Tonic | - |
| Molting Snakeskin | Feels Bad Man | - |
| Monastery Flock | Ivan Floch | - |
| Monastery Swiftspear | Taylor (Swiftspear) | - |
| Murderous Cut | Slice | - |
| Mystic Monastery | Monkhouse | - |
| Mystic of the Hidden Way | Shadowcat | Help, I'm Stuck! |
| Narset, Enlightened Master | Michelle Yeoh | - |
| Naturalize | Bone-Begone! | - |
| Necropolis Fiend | Bad Gargoyle Disguise | - |
| Nomad Outpost | Bad Tent | - |
| Opulent Palace | Nice Place | - |
| Pearl Lake Ancient | Nessie | Frampt |
| Pine Walker | The Fresh Scent Of Death | Why Isn't This A Treefolk? |
| Ponyback Brigade | I Want My Pony Back, Pony Back, Pony Back | Goblin Horse |
| Quiet Contemplation | Shh, I'm Thinking | - |
| Raiders' Spoils | We Took Their Stuff! | - |
| Rakshasa Deathdealer | Bad Kitty | - |
| Rakshasa Vizier | Scabby Cat | - |
| Rakshasa's Secret | Kitty Whispers [whispered] | Daddy's Got You |
| Rattleclaw Mystic | Darth Helmet | - |
| Retribution of the Ancients | Ghost Fight | - |
| Ride Down | Trample, Except Not Because That's A Keyword | - |
| Rite of the Serpent | I Can't Watch | - |
| Riverwheel Aerialists | Whiverwheel Aewhiawhists | - |
| Roar of Challenge | Ferocious Belch | - |
| Rotting Mastodon | Topsy's Revenge | - |
| Rugged Highlands | Sharp Hill | - |
| Rush of Battle | What A Rush! | - |
| Ruthless Ripper | Ruth (The Ripper) | - |
| Sage of the Inward Eye | Oh Neat! A Glowy Thing | - |
| Sage-Eye Harrier | Ambien Bird | - |
| Sagu Archer | Snake Bowman, P.I. | - |
| Sagu Mauler | Clear Cut | - |
| Salt Road Patrol | Mad Salty | Salt Goat Patrol |
| Sandsteppe Citadel | Sand House | - |
| Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker | Trogdor! | - |
| Savage Knuckleblade | Big Knucks | - |
| Savage Punch | Bear Punch | - |
| Scaldkin | Firebug | - |
| Scion of Glaciers | Elk Hat | - |
| Scoured Barrens | Crap Dunes | - |
| Scout the Borders | Scooty Booties | - |
| Secret Plans | Excellent [in Mr. Burns' voice] | - |
| See the Unwritten | Invisible Ink | Fang And Claw |
| Seek the Horizon | Are We There Yet? | - |
| Seeker of the Way | Hitchhiker | - |
| Set Adrift | Cast Away | - |
| Shambling Attendants | Shimble Shambles | - |
| Shatter | Snap! | - |
| Sidisi, Brood Tyrant | Sidisi, The Magificent! Turning Creatures To Zombies Before Your Very Eyes! | Ssssshade or Khaleesi |
| Sidisi's Pet | Abu | - |
| Siege Rhino | Four Of In Standard | - |
| Siegecraft | Put A House On It | - |
| Singing Bell Strike | Boop | - |
| Smite the Monstrous | Mastodon Punch! | - |
| Smoke Teller | Can't See Shit Sir! | - |
| Snowhorn Rider | Let's Play Oxen Polo | - |
| Sorin, Solemn Visitor | Maximum Brood | - |
| Stubborn Denial | No! I Don't Wanna! | - |
| Sultai Ascendancy | You Came To The Wrong Neighbourhood | - |
| Sultai Banner | Help Yourself To Some Fruit | - |
| Sultai Charm | Ultimate Naturaloot | - |
| Sultai Flayer | Skin Is The Best Part | - |
| Sultai Scavenger | Sultai Scavengers: Coming Next Month To The Discovery Channel | - |
| Sultai Soothsayer | Needs More Blue | - |
| Summit Prowler | Borderland Yeti | - |
| Surrak Dragonclaw | Surrak Bear Punch | - |
| Suspension Field | Get In The Zorb | - |
| Swarm of Bloodflies | Not The Bees! | - |
| Swift Kick | Kyah! [yelled] | - |
| Swiftwater Cliffs | Quick Falls | - |
| Taigam's Scheming | Everybody Stand Back! | - |
| Take Up Arms | What's All This Then? | - |
| Temur Ascendancy | Hoth Is Defended | - |
| Temur Banner | A Burlap Sack With Mud On It | - |
| Temur Charger | Rocket Donkey | - |
| Temur Charm | Fight Leak Falter | - |
| Thornwood Falls | Green Blue | - |
| Thousand Winds | Cyclonic Dude | - |
| Trottle | Comcast | - |
| Timely Hordemate | Catch A Ride | - |
| Tomb of the Spirit Dragon | Bone Trench | - |
| Tormenting Voice | Shut Up, Shut Up! I Can't Think! | - |
| Trail of Mystery | Nature Trail To Hell | - |
| Tranquil Cove | Quiet Bay | - |
| Trap Essence | Got Your Dude! | - |
| Treasure Cruise | The Love Boat | Value Cruise Lines |
| Trumpet Blast | Pfffffrrrt | - |
| Tusked Colossodon | Sure | Tusked Colostomy |
| Tuskguard Captain | Miniature Warrior | - |
| Ugin's Nexus | Club Ribcage | - |
| Unyielding Krumar | Orcish Sword Guy | - |
| Utter End | Kick You Apart! [yelled] | - |
| Valley Dasher | Guys, Guys, I Got This | - |
| Venerable Lammasu | Sky Sheep | - |
| Villainous Wealth | Nemesis Wave | - |
| War Behemoth | Tow Truck | - |
| Warden of the Eye | Djinn & Juice | - |
| War-Name Aspirant | Rookie Of The Year | - |
| Watcher of the Roost | Protect Ya Nest | - |
| Waterwhirl | Bounce That, Bounce That | Kevin Costner |
| Weave Fate | Shouldn't This Have Been In Theros? | - |
| Wetland Sambar | Speed Bump | - |
| Whirlwind Adept | Hey Guys, Check Out My Devil Sticks | - |
| Windscarred Crag | Craig | - |
| Windstorm | Hurricane Surrak | - |
| Wingmate Roc | Windmill Roc | Bird Bros (Important: The Bird token is called Wingman Roc) |
| Winterflame | (The) Icy Hot (Patch) | - |
| Witness of the Ages | Old Robot | - |
| Woolly Loxodon | A Mammoth Problem | - |
| Zurgo Helmsmasher | Orcish Head-Puncher | - |
