The Panalysts Ep62 - Have You Ever Been On Tumblr?

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Date: February 28, 2026

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Kathleen De Vere, Serge Yager, Jordynne Hatton, Matt Griffiths

Writing: Molly Lewis, Kathleen De Vere

Additional Writing: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Coriander Dickinson, Matt Griffiths, Jordynne Hatton, Ian Horner, Cameron Lauder, Nelson Salahub, Graham Stark

Edited by: Matt Griffiths, Kathleen De Vere

Music by: LombusMusic

Graphics: MangledPixel

Art Direction by: Graham Stark

Recording: Paul Saunders

Produced by: Kathleen De Vere, Graham Stark

Synopsis

• An entity claiming to be a benevolent goddess has descended to a trouble Earth and insists she has a plan to make us all get along. She has studies our culture via a portal she calls Tumblr and she's decided what humanity needs is one beloved blorbo that we can all rally around. This so called benevolent goddess contends that if one blorbo were elevated to the station of universal public blorbo, it's irrefutable charm could make the peoples of the world drop their arms and say "maybe we're not so different after all". So go with your heart and make it snappy or this goddess will "benevolenty" take Australia with her to space when she leaves.
  • Kathleen and Serge: Garfield
  • Jordynne and Matt: Juniper (Matt's Dog)

• Good news: You don't have dandruff anymore! Bad news: This cutting edge dandruff treatment has replaced you hair with a new, organic, non-hair substance - and not just the hair on your scalp. To find out what your new quaffier will be, let's spin the wheel!
  • Kathleen and Serge: Feathers
  • Jordynne and Matt: Leaves

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