The Panalysts Ep64 - Find this Bulbasaur

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Date: March 14, 2026

Category: The Panalysts

Host: Molly Lewis

Cohosts: Adam Savidan, Benjamin Wheeler, Cameron Lauder, Graham Stark

Writing: Molly Lewis, Kathleen De Vere

Additional Writing: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Coriander Dickinson, Matt Griffiths, Jordynne Hatton, Ian Horner, Cameron Lauder, Nelson Salahub, Graham Stark

Edited by: Matt Griffiths, Kathleen De Vere

Music by: LombusMusic

Graphics: MangledPixel

Art Direction by: Graham Stark

Recording: Paul Saunders

Produced by: Kathleen De Vere, Graham Stark

Synopsis

• Good news. You thought you'd found a discreet place to do some bong hits in Vatican City? Well, guess again, because that white smoke means there's a new pope in town, and it's you. After updating some of the crustiest codes and excommunicating a bunch of assholes it's time for the fun part: Picking a new saint. A non-fictional deceased person who has brought about something miraculous and got flack about it from their contemporaries. Your choice will signal to the world that this ain't your grandpapy's papacy. So, choose your saint, name their miracle, and identify their patronage or why or when you would light a candle to this person.
  • Adam and Wheeler: Patrick Swayze, Patron saint of hunks
  • Cameron and Graham: Carl Sagan, Patron saint of atheist

• The AI got sad and turned itself off, so we're back to coming up with ideas the old-fashioned way. The bad news is you work in the Netflix reality TV department and the execs really liked getting marshmallow soft pitches from something that could only agree with them. They need a proposal on their desk by the end of this episode. So, what binge-worthy program do you pitch to them? A, a romance show with a nonsensical twist. B, a survival show that is set in an unusual environment. Or C, a cooking or crafting show with an extreme gimmick.
  • Adam and Wheeler: The Great Hobbit Bake Off
  • Cameron and Graham: Pokemon Go Survivor

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