The Ultimate Scrolldown

Mojang and Bethesda are locked in a legal battle of mutual silliness. (Featuring a guest appearance by Russ Pitts)

Vital Statistics

"Russ is an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about. Russ knows where it's at!"

Date: October 24, 2011

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Special Guest: Russ Pitts

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

Boom: Kate Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Edited by: Graham Stark

Thanks To: Russ Pitts, Alexander Macris, Penny Arcade

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

Mojang and Bethesda fight over fake paper with real paper and lawyers.

Stories

• A leak shows Soul Calibur V will include Ezio Auditore from Assassin's Creed 2.
• Pokemon Grey website domain registered.
• The original Prince of Persia game has been fan-ported to the C64.
• "Multi-screen users," those with tablets and smartphones, "miss out" on television commercials.
• Power A makes a "Batarang" controller for the upcoming Arkham City. It barely resembles a Batarang.
• A Swedish court rules that Mojang can use the name "Scrolls" for their upcoming game.
• Russ Pitts debates the intricacies of the decision with Russ Pitts.

Coming Up

A 90 minute speed run of Dark Souls has been released. Thought you could play video games? Think again, you talentless hacks.

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