Battlefail 3

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EA and DICE don't seem to think that BF3's failures are your fault for wanting to play it.

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Battlefail 3

Date: November 7, 2011

Written and Performed by: Graham Stark, Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders

Story Graphics: Paul Saunders

CheckPoint Graphics: Graham Stark

Boom: Kate Stark

Music: Bradley Rains

Thanks To: Russ Pitts, Alexander Macris, Penny Arcade

Produced by: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders

Today

It's not your fault you can't play Battlefield 3 online, unless you talk to EA, then its totally your fault.

Stories

• Forthcoming "GamerFood" snacks are just nuts with with caffeine and taurine.
• Sony is hiring for a new God of War game.
• Dark Souls selling surprisingly well, despite its difficulty.
• Resident Evil Revelations for the 3DS to cost $50, $15 more than the normal 3DS game prices.
• Battlefield 3 has been cracked so you no longer have to use Origin to log in.
• Graham goes On Point to give EA what for.

Coming Up

MechWarrior Online will be free-to-play with microtransactions. I'm hoping it will charge what a mech will actually cost, like $400,000,000 or something.

Trivia

• Kathleen's story on Dark Souls references the 90-minute speedrun previously reported in the Coming Up of The Ultimate Scrolldown.

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