Criminals & Lawyers

What we can learn from this is that Kathleen should not go into law.

Vital Statistics

Date: June 29, 2011

Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders, Kathleen De Vere

Editing: Graham Stark

Synopsis

• You just said "dump." Also, we can hear you, Chris.
• News Word of the Week: Nooze
• A man in Massachusetts who has been dead for 5 years gets a criminal complaint for not showing up to jury duty.
• A man in Ontario, Canada was accused of stealing a house when someone's mobile home "showed up" on his property.
• A rabbinical court in Jerusalem sentenced a dog to death by stoning.
  • Graham learned a new word: rabbinical.
• A woman in Ohio sprays authorities with breast milk.
• Graham is three of the five Village People.

Trivia

• This episode has a Feed Dump Rejected that can be found on the LRR site, here.
• A transcript of this episode is available here

Hatistics

Hats this week retreated after last week's gains, while prescription eyewear increased.

• Shots with Hats: 19.15%.
• Shots with Wigs: 0.00%.
• Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 72.34%.
• Shots with Other Eyewear: 8.51%.
• Shots with Hatless: 40.43%.

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