Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'
When a public nuisance gets given a nickname, it's time to pull out all the stops.
Vital Statistics

Date: September 21, 2011
Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Saunders, James Turner, Kathleen De Vere
Editing: Kathleen De Vere (supervised by Graham Stark)
Synopsis
- News Word of the Week: Dues
- A man in Conway, Arkansas compliments people on their long, succulent toes, and then forcibly sucks them.
- A man walked into a police station drunk because he thought it was a casino in Lincoln, Nebraska.
- A lady in Boulder, Colorado faces animal cruelty charges for walking a dog alongside her car while driving at 10 MPH.
- Remember: Animal cruelty isn't funny unless it's in Feed Dump.
- Thieves in Windsor, Ontario stole 1,200 pairs of sunglasses.
Trivia
Hatistics
The Hatistics for this episode are interesting, with hats being the highest ever statistic here. In addition, this is the highest 'Other Eyewear' has been, and no shots contained zero hats or eyewear.
Shots with Hats: 97.67%.
Shots with Wigs: 0.00%.
Shots with Prescription Eyewear: 30.23%.
Shots with Other Eyewear: 20.93%.
Shots with Hatless: 0.00%.
◀ ●∙∙∙ Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists - ∙∙∙● ▶ Watch Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin' Discuss Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin' |