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Nsburg Statistics
Date: February 26, 2024
Category: Qwerpline
Appearing: Graham Stark, Alex Steacy, Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Ian Horner
Edited by: Kathleen De Vere
Graphics: Graham Stark
Illustrations: Featherweight
Music: Bradley Rains
Description: The Secret Pipesmen have been very busy and shockingly secretive about it.
Runtime: 20:13
Slogan: The town that banned production of Heathston pine crullers
- Is that one of the official slogans? (No, but it should be)
Sponsor: Freddy the Yeti Neti Confetti It's a fun, festive way to empty your sinuses
News
- The Nsburg Nudest Apiary Club is holding their semiannual honey sale. In addition to the honey they'll be demoing:
- Hive construction
- Haploid-diploid husbandry - or as they're calling it buzzbandry
- Princess raising
- Queen cleaning
- Drone strikes
- Swarming for fashion
- Sculpting the perfect bee beard and or merkin
- A quick how-to session on making your own EpiPen.
- the Nsburg Glass Blowing Society is inviting everyone to come down for a new seminar series they're calling "Glass to Mouth".
Live in the Studio
- An interview with Copper T. Junction, the Second Brazier of the Nsburg Secret Pipesmen. It is interrupted by...
Let's Go To The Phones
- Derek calls in to reconfirm the time and location of his interview. It is now, with Copper. Joan decides the interview will go ahead as it is. The Pipesmen have build a pneumatic tube system through the Rum Tunnels. Derek ends up using them to send 3 Chuffield Cream Donuts to the station.
Traffic
- Richter has eaten some (presumably) pot brownies and has a craving for some donuts. Graham and Alex get Gus to contact the Girl Scouts and have them ... extract Richter from himself.
It's the Arts
- Edith has an interview with famed Swedish furniture designer, and avid fly-fisher, Scott Jackson. His Hugh chair was designed to be collapsible to take to the riverbank, the Scraat wardrobe to drain his waders, and the Papa-papa toilet was patterned it after how a largemouth bass strikes his popper lures. Scott is actually in Nsburg to indulge his passion for fly-fishing in the Shaughnessy River. He explains that the Shaughnessy River is so full of preservatives that the fish do not need to go to a taxidermist and can immediately be mounted. Also you should not eat them.
After the Break
- The annual Corn-u-Copolla Film Festival is kicking off this year with a screening of The Maze Runner series.
- Come on down to Roast Steakhouse, where piping hot cuts of prime AAA beef come serving with the most savage insults the servers can sling.
- Try the New York Rip, a 12oz pepper crust topped with Manhattan style chides.
- Kids eat free if they don't cry.
Trivia
The "a part of their heritage" line is a reference to Canadian Heritage Minutes, a series of short, history-focused public service announcements which always end with "<topic>, a part of our heritage". There is currently no Heritage Minute for the Robertson screw.
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