The Panalysts Ep68 - Lab Grown Beast
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Date: April 11, 2026
Category: The Panalysts
Host: Molly Lewis
Cohosts: Benjamin Wheeler, Kathleen De Vere, Cameron Lauder, Ian Horner
Writing: Molly Lewis, Kathleen De Vere
Additional Writing: Brendan "Beej" Dery, Coriander Dickinson, Matt Griffiths, Jordynne Hatton, Ian Horner, Cameron Lauder, Nelson Salahub, Graham Stark
Edited by: Matt Griffiths, Kathleen De Vere
Music by: LombusMusic
Graphics: MangledPixel
Art Direction by: Graham Stark
Recording: Paul Saunders
Produced by: Kathleen De Vere, Graham Stark
Synopsis
- Your bosses at Quaker Oats PepsiCo conglomerated don't know where you got the idea for *Oops All Berries*, but it was such a huge success that they don't need to know.Power brokers are practically beating down your door, desperate to know what your next big *Oops All* will be. They want you to come up with another food that is normally found in a medley of some kind, but is now isolated. You look down the conference room table and reveal the only slide in your presentation. *Oops All blank*
- Wheeler and Kathleen: DVDs
- Cameron and Ian: yolks egg salad cereal
- It's 2075 and you're legally designated next of kin is sending you off to a marginally subsidized retirement home to live out the remainder of your life. Because you chose a career in internet comedy, you can't afford a dignified retirement home, but you get to choose what you hope will be your least uncomfortable option. A, a very affordable but hyper capitalist Matrix style human battery situation with pop-up ads in your simulated reality, but also a sizable library of streaming content. B, a semi-affordable full service facility, but all your care will be administered by AI robots with minion flavored personalities. Or C, you are cared for by real humans, but it's in Beast Acres, trademarked the Mr. Beast franchised Elderare Emporium where you'll be pressed into service as a background actor and or victim in their videos.
- Wheeler and Kathleen: B
- Cameron and Ian: C
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