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Revision as of 16:11, 18 June 2013
| Format: Satirical News |
| Created By: Graham Stark |
| Status: Active |
| Updates: Wednesdays |
| Host: The Escapist |
| Original Run: May 25, 2011 - Present |
| Associated Shows: Phailhaüs (predecessor), Escapist News Network (predecessor), The Whatever Thing (predecessor) |
| “ | What's Feed Dump? | ” |
| - Adam Savidan | ||
Feed Dump is one of two successor shows to the Escapist News Network, the other one being CheckPoint. The show debuted on The Escapist on May 25, 2011, effectively taking over ENN's Wednesday time slot. Feed Dump is direct spiritual successor and retool of The Phailhaüs.
Format
Feed Dump is filmed in the Moonbase, and hosted by Graham along with (usually) two guests. These guests can include primary crew members, ancillary contributors, or anyone who happens to be visiting.
Each episode begins with Graham introducing himself and the guests before transitioning to the news. Everything in the introduction will be blatantly false and relate to a theme, and the news will be introduced as a word matching that theme that sounds vaguely like "news".
He will then begin reading off strange news items from around the world and soliciting reactions from the guests. Props and hats are frequently used to convey gags. Some stories are accompanied by "recurring" segments with hastily prepared title cards and intro songs, such as "Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About".
The episode ends with Graham's sign-off:
"And remember: there may be better sources for news, but they don't have this hat."
The Hats
Due to the show's reliance on enormous amounts of hats and props, some forum members have taken to betting on the number of shots in an episode that include a certain kind of headwear (the "Hatistics"). The "Hat Market Game" is maintained by JackSlack in this thread, and the data is assembled on this site created by Fugiman.
The list of all the hats can be seen here.
List of Episodes
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| # | Title | Host | Guests | Date |
| 105 | Boards of Beyonce | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | June 12, 2013 |
| Music is the universal language, but perhaps not this music. | ||||
| 104 | The Marijuana Episode | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Alex Steacy | June 5, 2013 |
| Feed Dump explores what it's supposed to be like when you get all "potted up on the Hootie Mack." | ||||
| 103 | Threats, Murders and KFC | Graham Stark | Erika Moen and Amy T. Falcone | May 29, 2013 |
| This week on Feed Dump we learn that Silvio Berlusconi's prosecutor is getting free bullets in the mail. | ||||
| 102 | The Missing Toilet Paper | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Brad Kirkland | May 22, 2013 |
| Welcome to a very mythical special episode of Feed Dump. | ||||
| 101 | Insects for Dinner | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy | May 15, 2013 |
| This week's Feed Dump shines a light on the UN's plan to do eradicate all insect life. | ||||
| 100 | Feed Dump 100 | Graham Stark | Kathleen, James, Kate, Cam, Paul, Jer, Tally, Alex, Andy and Beej | May 8, 2013 |
| So many episodes, so much silly news, so many hats. | ||||
| 99 | The Cray Scale | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and James Turner | May 1, 2013 |
| Canada is apparently training drug sniffing moose. | ||||
| 98 | Tigers, Cookies and Snakes | Kathleen De Vere | Paul Saunders and Matt Wiggins | April 24, 2013 |
| I thought that it was a good omen to have a tiger visit you in the bathroom. | ||||
| 97 | The Good Judge, Duck and Puma | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders | April 17, 2013 |
| Remember if you go to a courthouse get a duck sitter because the courts don't take too kindly to water fowl. | ||||
| 96 | Cher the Menagerie | Kathleen De Vere | Cameron Lauder, Brendan "Beej" Dery | April 10, 2013 |
| No need to fret, be comforted that Cher is indeed alive. | ||||
| 95 | The Spirit of Creaster | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, Maya Kramer | April 03, 2013 |
| The filthiest of holidays! | ||||
| 94 | Bacon Taco Badges | Graham Stark | Kate Stark, Brendan "Beej" Dery | March 27, 2013 |
| Is there any way to improve tacos? Michigan says yes. | ||||
| 93 | Condoms, Roaches and Fire | Graham Stark | Cameron Lauder, Maya Kramer | April 22, 2013 |
| The roaches may be coming for us or they just really hate New Jersey. | ||||
| 92 | Gorillas, UFOs and Pie | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders | March 13, 2013 |
| This week's Feed Dump gives us some suggestions on gorilla proofing your home. | ||||
| 91 | Trolls, Snakes and Honey Badgers | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, Alex Steacy | March 06, 2013 |
| Put on your guessing hat because this week we bring to you a very special all guessing games episode. | ||||
| 90 | Yell, Strip and Steal | Graham Stark | Tally Heilke and Cameron Lauder | February 27, 2013 |
| Some baristas give everything to their job. | ||||
| 89 | Twins, Twins and Tamogatchis | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Paul Saunders | February 20, 2013 |
| Do you have what it takes to be Canada's next top Pope? Probably not. | ||||
| 88 | Hot Tub Amusement Park | Graham Stark | Matt Wiggins, Cameron Lauder and LeeLee Scaldaferri | February 13, 2013 |
| The dump never sleeps, but sometimes it goes on vacation. | ||||
| 87 | Vegans, Balls and Whale Barf | Kathleen De Vere | Brendan "Beej" Dery and Kate Stark | February 6, 2013 |
| When Graham's away, Feed Dump starts going to the dogs. | ||||
| 86 | Trains, Heads and Lobsters | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Kate Stark | January 30, 2013 |
| This week we learn how to get a head in O'Hare. | ||||
| 85 | Bert's Spider Shack | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | January 23, 2013 |
| Bert's Spider Shack where the prices are so good they might cause necrosis. | ||||
| 84 | Surround Sound Coffin | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder | January 16, 2013 |
| This week, we learn about the latest new weight loss method and its horrible, horrible implications. | ||||
| 83 | Maximum Macca | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Paul Saunders | January 9, 2013 |
| This week on Feed Dump, we learn that smuggling caviar is apparently a thing. | ||||
| 82 | Workplace Comp | James Turner | Alex Steacy and Jeremy Petter | January 2, 2013 |
| In a very special episode of Feed Dump they discuss what it takes to get workplace compensation. | ||||
| 81 | Mustache of Choice | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Alex Steacy | December 19, 2012 |
| Mustaches and crime-fetti litter the ground in this week's Feed Dump. | ||||
| 80 | Comfortably Uncomfortable | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Ashton Cummings | December 12, 2012 |
| Who doesn't want to take part in a milking? | ||||
| 79 | Stuffed Snake | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Tally Heilke | December 5, 2012 |
| Maybe the snake just needed an ego boost. | ||||
| 78 | Arbitrary Arbitrage | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Brendan "Beej" Dery | November 28, 2012 |
| This week we learn that debt isn't always a great thing. | ||||
| 77 | Bigfeets | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder | November 14, 2012 |
| And here some people pay to have a band watch them do their business in public. | ||||
| 76 | Drug Lobsters | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder | November 7, 2012 |
| I never knew that certain kinds of seafood also double as narcotics. | ||||
| 75 | Machete Party Crasher | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder | October 31, 2012 |
| A bit of advice, do not crash a Machete Party. | ||||
| 74 | Expensive Tastes | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Tally Heilke | October 24, 2012 |
| The price some people will pay to have their throats lacerated. | ||||
| 73 | Panda: The Other White Meat | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Brendan Dery | October 17, 2012 |
| Apparently cavemen weren't worried about endangered species. How short sighted of them. | ||||
| 72 | Snug as a Snuggie | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Cameron Lauder | October 10, 2012 |
| From their Fortress of Snuggle-tude comes an extra comfortable episode of Feed Dump. | ||||
| 71 | Dinner and a Movie | Graham Stark | Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery | October 3, 2012 |
| If you're narcoleptic, you probably shouldn't pursue a career in burglary. | ||||
| 70 | A Rifle is Forever | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and James Turner | September 26, 2012 |
| That is one jeweler that you do not want to rob. | ||||
| 69 | Free Speech Tattoos | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder | September 19, 2012 |
| Benjamin Franklin was a clear proponent of free speech through tattooing, he had the Bill of Rights covering his back. | ||||
| 68 | Sausage Cozies | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Andrew Cownden | September 12, 2012 |
| France has quite the interesting names for cities apparently. | ||||
| 67 | The Leaning Henge of Rome | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Paul Saunders | September 5, 2012 |
| I would have guessed that the Rock Circle would have been worth more. | ||||
| 66 | Phone Snooping | Graham Stark | Tally Heilke and Jeremy Petter | August 29, 2012 |
| You better be sitting down for this episode of Feed Dump. | ||||
| 65 | Bald Men Hotspots | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | August 22, 2012 |
| I don't know if Kathleen should be put into a robot. | ||||
| 64 | The Resistor | Graham Stark | Alex Steacy, and Matt Wiggins | August 15, 2012 |
| It's not his fault that the police cars were so crushable. | ||||
| 63 | Libyan Cinnabon | Graham Stark | Tally Heilke, and Paul Saunders | August 8, 2012 |
| Cinnabon just goes where they're needed. | ||||
| 62 | Snickers & The Sea Hag | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | August 1, 2012 |
| Drug smuggling hits a new low. | ||||
| 61 | Mugshots | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and James Turner | July 25, 2012 |
| The Feed Dump Rises. | ||||
| 60 | Dakota & Madison Work Stuff Out | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, Alex Steacy, and James Turner | July 18, 2012 |
| Will Dakota and Madison fix the lawn before the big party? Stay tuned! | ||||
| 59 | Cons, Moms, Bones & Waffles | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy | July 11, 2012 |
| Brazil's prisons will be fielding one heck of a cycling team in the future. | ||||
| 58 | Girls Dump | Kate Stark | Kathleen De Vere and LeeLee Scaldaferri | July 4, 2012 |
| We present you with the sassiest episode of Feed Dump | ||||
| 57 | French Fry Attack! | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and James Turner | June 27, 2012 |
| There are serious consequences for thrown french fries. | ||||
| 56 | Spears & Spume | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere | June 20, 2012 |
| Do they even offer spear gun safety classes? | ||||
| 55 | Guessing Games | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Matt Wiggins | June 13, 2012 |
| Just what is Graham talking about? | ||||
| 54 | Child Protective Services | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Ash Vickers | June 6, 2012 |
| Child Protective Services, protecting children from a poor choice in names since its inception. | ||||
| 53 | The Salty Watermelon | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and James Turner | May 30, 2012 |
| Do you like your watermelon salty? Well then Pepsi Japan has just the thing for you. | ||||
| 52 | Facebook Girlfriend | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | May 23, 2012 |
| This week we learn that 1,600 men have officially too much money. | ||||
| 51 | Emo Hair & Other Poop | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and James Turner | May 16, 2012 |
| There may be an entire generation of Emo children that can only see through one eye. Where are their weepy overly dramatic charities with a Sarah McLaughlin song? | ||||
| 50 | Tyrannic Saurus | Graham Stark | Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders | May 9, 2012 |
| There are worse names to go with than Tyrannosaurus Rex. | ||||
| 49 | Van Dump | Graham Stark | James, Kathleen, LeeLee, Matt, and Paul | May 2, 2012 |
| Join the crew while they give you the inaugural Van Dump. | ||||
| 48 | Your Very Own Prom | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Matt Wiggins | April 25, 2012 |
| If you're going to fake a disease, cancer may not be the way to go. | ||||
| 47 | Nightflight to Venus | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder | April 18, 2012 |
| Everyone's allowed to be groggy, but ideally not while you're flying. | ||||
| 46 | Bacon Coffin | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder | April 11, 2012 |
| Bacon Coffin? What a tasty way to go. | ||||
| 45 | No Foot for You | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and James Turner | April 4, 2012 |
| When simply calling in sick just can't get the job done. | ||||
| 44 | Commentary All Stars | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, Brad Kirkland, and Morgan vanHumbeck | March 28, 2012 |
| Join some old friends in this week's very special episode of Feed Dump. | ||||
| 43 | Fruit Fly Rejection | Graham Stark | Kathleen de Vere, Cameron Lauder, and Marc Watson | March 21, 2012 |
| Who can blame the rejected fruit flies for their alcohol consumption. | ||||
| 42 | Carcinogen Cola | Graham Stark | Kate Stark and Kathleen De Vere | March 14, 2012 |
| If you drink 1000 cans of cola in a day you should probably see a doctor. | ||||
| 41 | Nugget Handshakes | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy | March 7, 2012 |
| Turns out that you can sell anything that vaguely resembles someone if you try hard enough. | ||||
| 40 | Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps | Graham Stark | His Dancing Hats | February 29, 2012 |
| Graham and his hats put on a one man show. | ||||
| 39 | Test Tube Beef | Graham Stark | Alex Steacy and Cameron Lauder | February 22, 2012 |
| It may not be what's for dinner, but it'll certainly put you off your dinner. | ||||
| 38 | A Pig Inside a Cow | Graham Stark | Jeremy Petter and Paul Saunders | February 15, 2012 |
| Featuring a tale of pepper spray and a tribal dance. | ||||
| 37 | A Butte Man | Graham Stark | Cameron Lauder and Tally Heilke | February 8, 2012 |
| Some people take hunting down Prince Charming a little too seriously. | ||||
| 36 | Death Coaster | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Andrew Cownden | February 1, 2012 |
| The chance of missing limbs will probably HELP the coaster's sales. | ||||
| 35 | Big Pile of Cash | Graham Stark | James Turner and Alex Steacy | January 25, 2012 |
| With one hundred billion dollars you could buy all the things. | ||||
| 34 | Cats & Mice | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, Cameron Lauder, and Alex Steacy | January 18, 2012 |
| The stories about a huge cat and a dead mouse are actually unrelated. | ||||
| 33 | Terrorist Salad Bar | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and James Turner | January 11, 2012 |
| It would take you longer to build a tower of salad than it would to eat it. | ||||
| 32 | My Cat Ate My Whopper | Graham Stark | LeeLee Scaldaferri, Kathleen De Vere, and Alex Steacy | January 4, 2012 |
| We ring in the New Year with a full 50% additional co-host than the leading Feed Dump. | ||||
| 31 | Reindeer Pâté | Graham Stark | Matt Wiggins and Alex Steacy | December 21, 2011 |
| Just like Feed Dump, the pâté is flavorful, a bit gamey, and the red nose is extra. | ||||
| 30 | Rats & Cats & Dead Moms | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders, and James Turner | December 14, 2011 |
| If you're going to write up the obituary, maybe check that they're all the way dead. | ||||
| 29 | Bears: On Cans & In Scotland | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere, and Cameron Lauder | December 7, 2011 |
| This week the news is plagued by a series of bears where they shouldn't be. | ||||
| 28 | Frosty Cardboard Marmite | Graham Stark | Paul, Kathleen, A Cardboard Cutout of Vin Diesel, and Creepy Doll | November 30, 2011 |
| We could be in the midst of a Marmite shortage... defcon meh. | ||||
| 27 | Errant Teeth and Corpse Eviction | Graham Stark | Alex Steacy and Ash Vickers | November 23, 2011 |
| Count your blessings because in Spain they're dealing with a corpse housing crisis. | ||||
| 26 | Bad Cops & Strong Pops | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Johnny Blakeborough | November 16, 2011 |
| If you've ever wondered if your grandpa could be stronger, the answer is yes. | ||||
| 25 | Santa Drugs | Graham Stark | Matt Wiggins and James Turner | November 9, 2011 |
| Occupy the North Pole and Nigerians get into poop sifting. | ||||
| 24 | Dinosaurs | Graham Stark | Jeremy Petter and Paul Saunders | November 2, 2011 |
| We've almost got all the Halloween out of our systems. | ||||
| 23 | Powerless and Nude | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy | October 26, 2011 |
| Ice creams trucks are pushing the soft serve ... and pills. | ||||
| 22 | Live Birth Webcast | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Kate Stark | October 19, 2011 |
| There are some things that should not be on the internet, and yet, still are. | ||||
| 21 | Marathon Train Poop | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Andrew Cownden | October 12, 2011 |
| The Dutch really know how to solve their problems hilariously. | ||||
| 20 | Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | October 5, 2011 |
| If you're allergic to peanut butter or want to be a bullet, we've got you covered. | ||||
| 19 | Soldiers of Fortune | Graham Stark | Jeremy Petter and Paul Saunders | September 28, 2011 |
| Just what Feed Dump needed: Fortune Cards! | ||||
| 18 | Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin' | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders, James Turner, and Kathleen De Vere | September 21, 2011 |
| When a public nuisance gets given a nickname, it's time to pull out all the stops. | ||||
| 17 | Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists | Graham Stark | Andrew Cownden and Jeremy Petter | September 14, 2011 |
| Mexico: Sandy beaches, nice weather, acceptance of sex scandals. | ||||
| 16 | Two-Foot Earspan | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Matt Wiggins | September 7, 2011 |
| We didn't even know you could measure an earspan, but there you are. Thanks Guiness! | ||||
| 15 | The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere | August 31, 2011 |
| The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in. | ||||
| 14 | Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows | Graham Stark | Jeremy Petter and Alex Steacy | August 24, 2011 |
| Some day Alex and Jeremy will manage to stay on topic, and that episode will be the exception that proves the rule. | ||||
| 13 | Bears and Wine | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Missie Peters | August 17, 2011 |
| When Bear-Hell is full, the bears will walk the earth... and get smashed on Super Comet Wine. | ||||
| 12 | Some of THESE Truck-Nuts | Graham Stark | Alex Steacy and Jeremy Petter | August 10, 2011 |
| Trust Alex and Jeremy to ram Magic: The Gathering in where it doesn't belong. Also, plastic scrotums. | ||||
| 11 | Sinkhole Pronounced Dead | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere | August 3, 2011 |
| Nothing like a screaming corpse to brighten your day. Also, actual Vikings this time. | ||||
| 10 | Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My! | Graham Stark | James Turner and Paul Saunders | July 27, 2011 |
| Proof that no single country has ALL the weird news. Also, Vikings. | ||||
| 9 | Drugged Food in the 90s | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | July 20, 2011 |
| The best (and presumably only) source for all your drugged pigs and political stripping news. | ||||
| 8 | Magnet Boy & Fat Baby | Graham Stark | James Turner and Alex Steacy | July 13, 2011 |
| They're the new action heroes sweeping the headlines of the nation, and making us giggle. | ||||
| 7 | Lemon Flavored Goodness | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | July 6, 2011 |
| This week, Feed Dump brings you Thunderdome, lemon incest and professional gluttony. | ||||
| 6 | Criminals & Lawyers | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere | June 29, 2011 |
| What we can learn from this is that Kathleen should not go into law. | ||||
| 5 | Penalty Calls | Graham Stark | Alex Steacy and Matt Wiggins | June 22, 2011 |
| Don't let conflict over weasel classification get in the way of your assault charges. | ||||
| 4 | Black Metal and Nudity | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Paul Saunders | June 15, 2011 |
| Because anything is up from church burning. | ||||
| 3 | Smoking Carrots in New Zealand | Graham Stark | Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy | June 8, 2011 |
| Just one of the many exciting new uses for prison carrots. | ||||
| 2 | Mullet Bandit & The Blondes | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere | June 1, 2011 |
| The juxtaposition of two news stories may have created the most awesome band name ever. | ||||
| 1 | Tigers and Sheep | Graham Stark | Paul Saunders and Matt Wiggins | May 25, 2011 |
| This week, an albino tiger and a naked man try to escape the news headlines. | ||||
See Also
- DB6 - Live Feed Dump
- Phailhaüs, Feed Dump's spiritual predecessor
- Escapist News Network, the show Feed Dump replaced
Other Pages
- Suggested Feed Dump Words
- Includes a list of previously-used words.
- Recurring Feed Dump Segments
- Feed Dumps Sorted by Host
- This Hat - A list of hats used in the running gag, "There may be better sources for news, but they don't have this hat."
