The Panalysts

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Format: Panel Show

Created By: Kathleen De Vere

Status: Ongoing

Updates: Thursdays

Host: YouTube (2018 - )

Original Run: April 26, 2018 -

Associated Shows: Feed Dump (predecessor) Phailhaüs (predecessor) Escapist News Network (predecessor) The Whatever Thing (predecessor)

The Panalysts are here to solve the very real and not at all inconsequential problems of the world... by arguing about them on a British-style panel show.

Format

Two teams of two contestants solve some problems the host has come up with.

Scoring

All scoring is at the hosts discretion. Detailed scoring statistics can be found here.

List of Episodes

Season 2

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#	Title	Host	Panalysts	Date
48	Holo-Graham	Molly	Beej and Graham, Adam and Cameron	November 21, 2019
Devious host Molly Lewis asks our Panalysts if they would rather be feared, or filled with herring?
	The Panalysts Returns	Molly	Adam, Beej, Cameron, Cori, Graham, Ian, Jacob and Serge	November 14, 2019
Promo for Season 2 Part 2 of The Panalysts
47	I have Two Goblets	Molly	Adam, Jacob, Cameron and Beej	July 11, 2019
Host Molly Lewis surprises our Panalysts with her most devious questions yet.
46	Rock Hard Washington	Molly	Ian, Adam, Serge and Beej	July 4, 2019
On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis conclusively proves that none of our Panalysts should ever be allowed to stage a musical.
45	Opening the Walt Vault	Molly	Kathleen, Ian, Jacob and Cori	June 27, 2019
On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis confronts the inadequacies of the Canadian education system.
44	Every Cat's a Garf	Molly	Cameron, Cori, Kathleen and Serge	June 20, 2019
It's a special all-cat themed episode of the Panalysts, what could go wrong?
43	A Prosthetic For Our Own Ass	Molly	Graham, Kathleen, Beej and Adam	June 13, 2019
Molly Lewis demands to know the answer to an age old question -- cash, grass, or ass.
42	Historical Piss Ninjas	Molly	Serge, Ian, Graham and Adam	June 6, 2019
Good news, you're a world champion. What you are the best at... is the bad news. Molly Lewis learns about an ill-fated trip to the Warped Tour in this week's episode.
41	Every Baby is a Horcrux	Molly	Ian, Cam, Kathleen and Beej	May 30, 2019
Amazon sent you some weird stuff and Molly Lewis wants to know what you'd do with it?
40	Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes	Molly	Cori, Graham, Cam, and Jacob	May 23, 2019
Our new quizzical overlord Molly Lewis asks the panel a most intimate question: What would your human kibble be?
	The Panalysts Season 2 Promo	Molly	Ian, Adam, Serge and Beej	May 16, 2019
Promo for Season 2 of The Panalysts

Season 1

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#	Title	Host	Panalysts	Date
39	Batman or Jock Itch	Kathleen	Ian, Cam, Cori, Serge	February 28, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.
38	Voreo or Shartcuterie	Kathleen	Beej, Ian, Cori, Cam	February 21, 2019
This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.
37	Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination	Kathleen	Beej, Serge, Cam and Graham	February 14, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.
36	"Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs	Kathleen	Ian, Cori, Graham and Adam	February 8, 2019
This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!
35	Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note	Ian	Serge, Cameron, Kathleen and Cori	January 31, 2019
This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.
34	Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag	Kathleen	Beej, Ian, Cori and Jacob	January 24, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.
33	Angry Pig or Wet Predator	Graham	Ian, Kathleen, Serge and Cameron	January 17, 2019
This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.
32	Death or Paperwork	Kathleen	Cori, Graham, Jacob, and Beej	January 10, 2019
The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.
31	Satan's Hard at Work (Holiday Special)	Cameron	Adam, Jacob, Kathleen and Serge	December 14, 2018
Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.
30	Floss or Butthole	Kathleen	Adam, Serge, Cameron and Jacob	December 6, 2018
This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.
29	Ocelot vs Vagina Egg	Kathleen	Jacob, Serge, Cameron and Adam	November 30, 2018
This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.
28	Another Gundam Situation	Kathleen	Beej, Ian, Graham and Cameron	November 15, 2018
This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.
27	Shore Leave	Kathleen	Ian, Serge, Cameron and Ben	November 8, 2018
This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.
26	Seasonal and Local	Kathleen	Beej, Cameron, Serge and Graham	October 25, 2018
This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.
25	Get Comfortable With It	Kathleen	Adam, Ian, Cameron and Beej	October 18, 2018
This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.
24	Self Acceptance Edition	Kathleen	Beej, Adam, Cameron and Ian	October 11, 2018
This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.
23	Pox or Pox	Kathleen	Ian, Ben, Jacob and Serge	October 4, 2018
This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.
22	Going Ham	Kathleen	Beej, Serge, Ben and Jacob	September 24, 2018
This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.
21	Losing an Ear	Kathleen	Jacob, Serge, Cameron and Beej	September 24, 2018
This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.
20	The Embodiment of all fears	Kathleen	Cameron, Serge, Nelson and Beej	September 13, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.
19	Lil Chippy	Kathleen	Adam, Cameron, Ben and Nelson	September 6, 2018
This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.
18	UR Mommy	Kathleen	Ben, Jacob, Adam and Beej	August 30, 2018
This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.
17	Research and Jest	Kathleen	Graham, Beej, Cameron and Jacob	August 23, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.
16	Just Puffin Things	Kathleen	Cameron, Graham, Beej and Jacob	August 16, 2018
Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.
15	Freemasonry for Skids	Kathleen	Beej, Cameron, Alex and Serge	August 9, 2018
This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.
14	Dan Brown's Sister Act II	Kathleen	Alex, Cameron, Serge and Ian	August 4, 2018
Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.
13	Ointments	Kathleen	Beej, Adam, Ian and Jacob	July 26, 2018
This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.
12	Empty this Dog Please	Kathleen	Cameron, Jacob, Adam and Graham	July 19, 2018
This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.
11	Forbidden Fruits	Kathleen	Graham, Serge, Jacob and Alex	July 12, 2018
Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.
10	Nemesis	Kathleen	Serge, Jacob, Alex and Cameron	July 5, 2018
This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.
9	A Goofy Situation	Kathleen	Alex, Cameron, Graham and Jacob	June 28, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.
8	Instant Coffee	Kathleen	Cameron, Ian, Beej and Alex	June 14, 2018
This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.
7	The Literal Queen	Kathleen	Serge, Ben, Alex, and Graham	June 7, 2018
This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.
6	Noted Lich Paul Anka	Kathleen	Graham, Ian, Cameron and Ben	May 31, 2018
This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.
5	Welcome to Hell!	Kathleen	Ian, Serge, Beej and Cameron	May 18, 2018
This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.
4	Mars Bringer of Cake	Kathleen	Cameron, Alex, Ian and Beej	May 18, 2018
The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.
3	Duck or Moustache	Kathleen	Graham, Cameron, Serge and Alex	May 10, 2018
This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.
2	Boutros Boutros Gary	Kathleen	Ben, Ian, Serge and Beej	May 3, 2018
This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.
1	Hovercraft Inheritance	Kathleen	Graham, Ben, Cameron and Beej	April 26, 2018
Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?

Bonus Episodes

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Title	Host	Panalysts	Date
PAX Aus 2018	Kathleen De Vere	Tegan Higginbotham, Paul Verhoeven, Ben and Beej	November 22, 2018
Live from PAX Australia, our Panalysts (featuring the hilarious Tegan Higginbotham and Paul Verhoeven) debate what the most unpleasant way to spend an evening is.
Shux 2018	Kathleen De Vere	Andrew, Beej, Ian and Dan Floyd	November 2, 2018
This week our Panalysts try something new! Ever want to see what a recording session looks like? Here's an unedited prompt from our live session at SHUX 2018!