Feed Dump

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Format: Satirical News

Created By: Graham Stark

Status: Active

Updates: Fridays

Host: The Escapist (2011 - 2015) YouTube (2015 - present)

Original Run: May 25, 2011 - Present

Associated Shows: Phailhaüs (predecessor) Escapist News Network (predecessor) The Whatever Thing (predecessor)

“	What's Feed Dump?	”
- Adam Savidan

Feed Dump is one of two successor shows to the Escapist News Network, the other one being CheckPoint. The show debuted on The Escapist on May 25, 2011, effectively taking over ENN's Wednesday time slot. Feed Dump is direct spiritual successor and retool of The Phailhaüs.

Format

Feed Dump is filmed in the Moonbase, and hosted by Graham along with (usually) two guests. These guests can include primary crew members, ancillary contributors, or anyone who happens to be visiting.

Each episode begins with Graham introducing himself and the guests before transitioning to the news. Everything in the introduction will be blatantly false and relate to a theme, and the news will be introduced as a word matching that theme that sounds vaguely like "news".

He will then begin reading off strange news items from around the world and soliciting reactions from the guests. Props and hats are frequently used to convey gags. Some stories are accompanied by "recurring" segments with hastily prepared title cards and intro songs, such as "Paul and Matt Have to Figure Out What Graham is Talking About".

The episode ends with Graham's sign-off:

"And remember: there may be better sources for news, but they don't have this hat."

The Hats

Due to the show's reliance on enormous amounts of hats and props, some forum members have taken to betting on the number of shots in an episode that include a certain kind of headwear (the "Hatistics"). The "Hat Market Game" is maintained by JackSlack in this thread, and the data is assembled on this site created by Fugiman.

The list of all the hats can be seen here.

List of Episodes

2017

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#	Title	Host	Guests	Date
284	Kaoru Nagisa Avatar	Ian Horner	Brendan "Beej" Dery and Cameron Lauder	January 6, 2017
This week on Feed Dump Japan wipes us down, Germany wipes away vegetarian cuisine, and meth wipes us out. 2016 #top # Title Host Guests Date 283 So Dreamy Kathleen De Vere Ben Ulmer and Brendan "Beej" Dery December 30, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, a bad tip, a bad pet, and some good advice. 282 Shlup Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Cameron Lauder December 23, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, an Illinois man seeks some extra value. 281 11 Centimetres! Kathleen De Vere Ben Ulmer and Cameron Lauder December 16, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, we dig deep into Cameron and Ben's fantasies. 280 Take a Huff of Justin Trudeau Kathleen De Vere Ben Ulmer and Ian Horner December 5, 2016 Just settle in, light a scented candle, and let the Trudeau wash over you... 279 Impediments to Employment Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Alex Steacy November 27, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, e-Cigs explode, breast implants don't, and graves are neat! 278 Stralia! Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Jordan Hopkins November 11, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, Australia provides us with a triple threat of stupid stories. 277 Defeated by a Panda Ian Horner Brendan "Beej" Dery and Cori Dickinson November 4, 2016 Bulls, pandas, and historical figures all make the news this week on Feed Dump. 276 Last March of the Ents Ian Horner Kate Stark and Serge Yager October 28, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, we discuss tree suits, ursine martial arts, and the danger of trains. 275 Pope Boat Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Ben Ulmer Octpber 21, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, thefts, hot peppers and celibate clown orgies. 274 Dishwashers, Zombies and Bears Kathleen De Vere Ben Ulmer and Ian Horner October 14, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, Kathleen has a hard time taking Ben seriously, and an interoffice conflict arises. 273 A Frank Exchange of Views Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery October 7, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, free tattoos, a Chuck E Cheese brawl, and scary clowns get out of hand. 272 An Obsolete Obelisk Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Alex Steacy October 1, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, a bad customer service experience, political engagement and big issue for a small town. 271 Stuck Between a Rock and Another Rock Kathleen De Vere Ben Ulmer and Ian Horner September 24, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, a man gets stuck, a woman gets even, and another man gets rich in a filthy way. 270 Not Without My Pee Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark and Graham Stark September 16, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, don't put pictures of your kids on Facebook, how to get out of a drug test, and someone who wanted a job a little too much. 269 5 Second Rule Kathleen De Vere Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy September 9, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, science lets us down. 268 One Way to Get Famous Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders September 3, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, a retraction, an extraction and an overreaction. 267 We Salute You Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark and Cameron Lauder August 26, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, we hear about some real over-achievers in the world of screwing up. 266 Harder, Better, Faster, Wronger Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Alex Steacy August 19, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, Cameron has some helpful advice for settling neighbourhood feuds. 265 Beej No Kathleen De Vere Cori Dickenson and Brendan "Beej" Dery August 12, 2016 This week Beej fixes things, nominative determinism goes out of control and a tourist gets a free tour of Germany. 264 The Other, Other Ghostbusters Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Brendan "Beej" Dery August 5, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, someone who did nothing wrong, and some people who did nothing right. 263 A Machine to Scare Badgers Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Cameron Lauder July 29, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, we finally find out what makes honey badger give a f**k! 262 Uber for Lawnmowers Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Brendan "Beej" Dery July 22, 2016 This week on Feed Dump: nudists, vandals and still more Pokémon jokes. Also, Beej has a for sure moneymaking idea. 261 We Get It, You Vaporeon Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark and Serge Yager July 15, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, Serge and Kate seem a little distracted, and Kathleen isn't sure what's real anymore. 260 Witness Me! Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Serge Yager July 8, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, Kathleen finds three stories of true, modern day heroism. 259 Rub the Mucin on the Skin Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark and Cameron Lauder July 1, 2016 Come on down to Cameron's "Get Into Jail" corral - we'll get you in there ASAP! 258 No Longer Fun? Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Cameron Lauder June 24, 2016 Hot takes on indentured servitude, automotive audio, and the proper use of emergency services, all on this week's Feed Dump. 257 'Till All Are One Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and Ian Horner June 17, 2016 This week on Feed Dump we discuss flat earth theories, round earth mysteries, and Beej gives us some deep thoughts on monkeys. 256 Practice Holes Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Ian Horner June 10, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, we talk about competitive grave digging, wildlife resale value, and nose things. 255 Please Wait for an Attendant Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark and Cameron Lauder June 3, 2016 Record amounts of ketchup, non-Brazillian pizza, and unexpected items are all back on the menu on this week's Feed Dump. 254 You Think You Know A Guy Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery May 27, 2016 This week on Feed Dump we learn a little about arrests by phone, police horses, and grad photos, and a LOT about Serge. 253 Quiet and Happy Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark and Cameron Lauder May 20, 2016 If nothing else, this Feed Dump should help you with your resume, by reminding you to leave off wagon wheels, hide and seek, and your selfie abilities. 252 BUT WHY LISTEN TO MAN?! Graham Stark Ian Horner and Ash Vickers May 13, 2016 Can you hear me now? Can you race just anything? Can I get another beer? Just three of the hard hitting questions we ask on this week's Feed Dump. 251 The Passion of the Beej Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery May 6, 2016 Can Philly Jesus make it back into the Apple Store? Are yearbook editors that much of a bunch of dicks? What really is a grouse anyway? These questions and more will be answered in this week's Feed Dump! 250 A Serge of Justice Graham Stark Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery April 29, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, we tackle accidental ½ marathons, airborne urination, and the very concept of justice. 249 Can I Have Your Pickle? Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Ash Vickers April 22, 2016 Missing library book, easy college acceptance and a new and exciting way to drown, this week on Feed Dump. 248 Give Me Back My Lunch Money Graham Stark Andrew Cownden and Ian Horner April 15, 2016 This week on Feed Dump, we contemplate a man fleeing Florida, missing missiles, and Sweeney Todd. 247 Reverse Bon Jovi Graham Stark Kate Stark and Cameron Lauder April 8, 2015 Rose gold guns, polite gym breaking and entering, and the most fowl MLG entrances you can imagine — all on this week's Feed Dump. 246 Statute of Limitations Graham Stark Serge Yager and Cameron Lauder April 1st, 2016 Mistaken identity, road trips, and VHS tape come together to make this week's Feed Dump. 245 Ham Raffle Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Brendan "Beej" Dery March 25, 2016 On this week's Feed Dump, we discuss Boaty McBoatface, alternative sources of alcohol, and Beej's childhood nickname. 244 Marsupial Squad Goals Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Kate Stark March 18, 2016 Narcotic breast implants, marsupial malfeasance and the dopest of rhymes, all on this week's Feed Dump. 243 The Implications Are Endless Graham Stark Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery March 11, 2016 Sleepy standoffs, Facebook felonies and the dankest of memes, all on this week's Feed Dump. 242 Hellraiser 8 Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Cameron Lauder March 4, 2016 This Feed Dump is all about crime. Crime and punishment, crime and crocodiles, cheese crimes, fashion crimes, and avoiding crime by eating surprising things. 241 The Parable of the Tomato and the Salamander Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Ian Horner February 26, 2016 Shooty state things, inappropriate license plates, and things that are definitely not kissing. All part of your complete Feed Dump. 240 Back in the Basement Graham Stark Serge Yager and Ben Ulmer February 19, 2016 This week on Feed Dump find out about reptilian tipping, safe word selection strategies, and the lower threshold of New York's tolerance for cold. 239 Pube Soup Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery, LeeLee Scaldaferri and Andrew Ferguson February 12, 2016 This week on Feed Dump we stew in our own juices while we discuss monkeys, twitter, trucks, and intercultural animal masturbation. It's the hottest wettest dump of the year! 238 Never Skip Dong Day Graham Stark Ian Horner and Kate Stark February 5, 2016 Huge growth potential from your cheese, if you don't choke on your burgerball. 237 100% Real Pants Juice Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery January 30, 2016 Extra heads, night clothes, and blazing browns intermingle in this week's Feed Dump. 236 The Ungulate Grinder Graham Stark Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery January 22, 2016 Come back, Shane! Come back! 235 The Dump Awakens Graham Stark Ian Horner and Cameron Lauder January 8, 2016 A one hundred percent free Feed Dump. We promise. 2015 #top # Title Host Guests Date 234 2015 Holidump Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner December 24, 2015 The year you're getting all the things you didn't ask for. An elf on a shelf, unwanted visitors, and WHAM! 233 Feed Dump and Chill Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Cameron Lauder December 16, 2015 Christmas, ISIS, Drugs and Florida. No, it's not cable news, it's Feed Dump! 232 Lawlessness Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Alex Steacy December 9, 2015 With this crew, you're better off with more laws, not fewer. 231 BATTr Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Ian Horner December 2, 2015 Everywhere you look, there's a jar, of somebody's stolen brain matter. 230 More Palatable Graham Stark Ian Horner and Ben Ulmer November 25, 2015 Your regular dump of the news of the week, now in a more controlled way, and more palatable. 229 World's Best Known Warlock Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Kathleen De Vere November 5, 2015 Not everyone can afford the Hogwarts marketing team. 228 Remember the Safeword Graham Stark Ash Vickers and Ian Horner October 29, 2015 So if you're a burglar in Portland, remember your fanciest underwear. 227 A Man's Succulent Bits Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Ian Horner October 20, 2015 226 Best at Gin Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and James Turner October 13, 2015 James is a man with a plan to make money and surprisingly poor comprehension skills. 225 A Rich Head Canon Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Brendan "Beej" Dery October 8, 2015 There are good times, and bad times, to call the police. Here are examples of both. 224 The Great Pumpkin is Real Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Andrew Ferguson September 30, 2015 Keep your hands off my penis, guns, and pumpkins. In that order. 223 Sex, Politics and Bacon Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Alex Steacy September 24, 2015 One man's secret twin and another man's secret twin bullets. 222 Dirty Cheaters Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders September 16, 2015 It's amazing how one man can be so smart, and yet so dumb at the same time. 221 Slippery Dick Kathleen De Vere Ash Vickers and Serge Yager September 14, 2015 This week on Feed Dump gross fish, conspiracy nuts and our own lack of religious knowledge. 220 One Hell of a Tinder Profile Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Ian Horner September 7, 2015 Mistakes were made and participation is down. Feed Dump explores all things going wrong in the world of dongs this weeks. 219 A Scarecrow to Nowhere Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders August 26, 2015 People have come up with some creative solutions to problems like jail, crowded subway cars and border security. All the solutions are stupid and bad. 218 Bear Ass Suit Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Alex Steacy August 19, 2015 The stupidity is out in full force, but the motives are very unclear. 217 A Surprisingly Articulate Butt Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Cameron Lauder August 14, 2015 The criminals are getting more creative, but not more successful. 216 That's How They Die! Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Alex T. Devilsworth-Steacy August 5, 2015 Cam and Alex discover how to extend your life while dramatically shortening the lives of those around you. 215 The Man Who Hates Golf Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Paul Saunders July 29, 2015 Two US men are arrested for doing crimes, but a Norwegian walks free as a hero. 214 The Spirit of the Duvet Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery July 22, 2015 Kathleen returns to claim her throne just as the Loch Ness Monster finally throws in the towel. 213 Jason Statham Is In Every Story Brendan "Beej" Dery Paul Saunders and Ash Vickers July 15, 2015 Jason Statham makes everything better! 212 Close Your Eyes in the Pool Cameron Lauder Alex Steacy and Serge Yager July 8, 2015 You weren't planning on swimming ever again, were you? 211 Did a Poo Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Serge Yager July 1, 2015 What should you do if you have a samurai sword, a sausage and a bunch of beer? 210 A Policeman in your Regina Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder June 24, 2015 Cam and Kathleen debate how much smuggling is too much. 209 UK Tourism Edition Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and Andrew Ferguson June 17, 2015 This week, Beej and Andrew find out a lot of... personal things about Merry Olde England. 208 Friends Off Kathleen De Vere Ash Vickers and Serge Yager June 10, 2015 Animals cause trouble this week, while Ash and Serge realize that friendship is a fragile, fleeting thing. 207 Bird Spy Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Alex Steacy June 3, 2015 Ian and Alex desperately try to figure out if there's a lesson in this week's episode. Spoiler, there isn't. 206 Thanks Obama Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Alex Steacy May 27, 2015 The irony and felonies are plentiful this week, fitting the great nation that is the USA. 205 Police Grease Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Alex Steacy May 20, 2015 This week on Feed Dump we have a lot of questions about grease, fries and daddies. 204 Bodily Fluids, Ranked Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Paul Saunders May 13, 2015 This week, Feed Dump tries to be uplifting. Well, as uplifting as a show like this can be. 203 Reasonable Grounds for Complaints Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery May 6, 2015 We hear the stories of three American heroes, who have earned the right to complain through no fault of their own! 202 A Dildo Full of Ashes Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Ian Horner April 29, 2015 This week we learn all about death, and how your loved ones will probably be disrespecting your remains. 201 Thanks, Denmark! Graham Stark Kate Stark and Brendan "Beej" Dery April 22, 2015 The important thing is, we came up with the idea first. 200 Category Five Dooker Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder, Graham Stark and Ian Horner April 15, 2015 It's Feed Dump Two-Hundy and we're here to ring in the the occasion with two stories about poop, and one about semen. 199 The Tombstone That Spite Built Kathleen De Vere Ash Vickers and Tally Heilke April 8, 2015 Kathleen, Tally and Ash take a tour of the reckless, dangerous parts of America. Like Scranton, Pennsylvania. 198 Knife Time! Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy April 1, 2015 There are many time that it is appropriate to call 911. During filming we gave Kathleen a knife, so this is probably one of those times. 197 Things Get Weird with Andy Kathleen De Vere Alex Steacy and Andrew Cownden March 25, 2015 Andy and Alex debate what exactly goes into a 'rob job', how you pronounce 'dachshund' and just how far they can derail an episode. 196 This is America Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery March 18, 2015 With friends like these, who needs beer or shotguns? 195 Do a Tesco Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Ian Horner March 11, 2015 If you must do a crime, don't post about it on Facebook. Bonus, Graham and Ian learn what a Tesco is. 194 Random Acts of Toilet Kathleen De Vere Heather Dery and Brendan "Beej" Dery March 4, 2015 A small boy in Indiana wins the Feed Dump award of the century, and Heather discovers Beej's secret outdoor bathroom desires. 193 Library Pee Sale Kathleen De Vere Ash Vickers and Ian Horner February 25, 2015 Ash and Ian learn there's nothing like pissing in a library and Kathleen has several song suggestions for viewers thinking of leading police on a high speed chase. 192 Naked Mayonnaise Assailant Kathleen De Vere Paul Saunders and Serge Yager February 18, 2015 Serge and Paul discover that people from Belarus have weird fetishes. They've also got a sweet idea for a new mob caper. 191 Hot Dump 3: Penis Edition Kathleen De Vere LeeLee Scaldaferri, Andrew Ferguson, Cameron Lauder and Ian Horner February 11, 2015 The Feed Dump gang crowds into a hot tub, and makes like, six solid minutes of dick jokes. No really. All these stories are about penises. 190 If Only We Had Tarp Kathleen De Vere Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy February 4, 2015 Alex and Paul realize that all it takes to make a quick buck is some guts, a tarp and a complete lack of scruples. 189 The Less You Know Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Ash Vickers January 28, 2015 Graham and Ash find out a lot of new things. Like how to get a ride from a policeman, and how to properly "sex up" a mailbox. 188 That's Why They Call it a Chub Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Brendan "Beej" Dery January 21, 2015 Ian and Beej attempt to get to the bottom of what a chub is, and a bunch of birds are all up in it. 187 The Return of Evil Alex Kathleen De Vere Alex, Serge, Alexander T. Devilsworth-Steacy and Serge T. Diablosmith-Yager January 14, 2015 Evil Alex returns, and even Serge is tempted by the dark side. Meanwhile, the pizza in Switzerland must be awful. 186 What Do Possums Eat? Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder January 7, 2015 2015 will be the year we bring you hard hitting inquiries like "are possums cannibals?" 2014 #top # Title Host Guests Date 185 I've Seen That Anime! Kathleen De Vere Alex, Ian, Graham, Cori, Beej, Cam and Heather December 31, 2014 Life's just not fair when you're not Matthew McConaughey. 184 The Rampage Episode Kathleen De Vere Andrew Cownden and Brendan "Beej" Dery December 24, 2014 Feed Dump may not be family friendly, but it seems safer than France. 183 Free Porn, Expensive Fries Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Serge Yager December 17, 2014 Paying for Japanese French fries is no joke. So jerk responsibly this winter. 182 News Turd, 80s Reference Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Alex Steacy December 10, 2014 The moral of this week's episode is don't cut off Christmas despite your nose 181 Rogue Monkey Kathleen De Vere Ian Horner and Brendan "Beej" Dery December 3, 2014 Free Death Ray. Only used once. You pick up. 180 Five Giraffes and a Bear Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Andrew Ferguson November 26, 2014 Cam and Andrew realize why cartoons mascots need pants. 179 Help a Dumb Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark, Johnny Blakeborough and Alex Steacy November 19, 2014 Get your nice juicy New York rat here! Side of free mace. 178 Meth to Meet You Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and Serge Yager November 12, 2014 We can't all be winners. But some of us losers can find free money on the side of the road. 177 Crafting with Skeletons Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Tally Heilke November 5, 2014 When life gives you skeletons, sternly ask where life got them. 176 Juggalo, Jury and Executioner Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders October 29, 2014 The saddest dog, the scariest spider, the dumbest classroom. 175 Wrong Lot, Right Andy Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Andrew Cownden October 22, 2014 How easy is it to make a million dollar mistake? Turns out, really damned easy if you're in Florida. 174 Sewer Dweller Attacks Restaurant Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Serge Yager October 15, 2014 Alex, I'll take "wait this actually happened in real life?!" for $200, please. 173 Poop Skeleton Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder, Ash Vickers and Alex Steacy October 8, 2014 If you need to smuggle any reptiles, we don't recommend using a zorb. 172 Send Us Your Complaints Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery October 1, 2014 Here we go again with the turtle smuggling and the airplane porn. 171 The Gimp Man Rides Again Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Paul Saunders September 24, 2014 We're looking for love, iPhones and gimps in all the wrong places. 170 Poor Life Choices Kathleen De Vere Kate Stark and Brendan "Beej" Dery September 17, 2014 When life gives you lemons, take a selfie with a corpse! 169 Bag Full of Bees Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Alex Steacy September 10, 2014 This week, Feed Dump engages "minimum spoop" mode. 168 The Ghost of Sexual Relations Past Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Tally Heilke August 27, 2014 It's time to read some smut, grab a beer, and slap on a penguin suit. Let's do this! 167 Jerkin' It To WoodsPorn Cameron Lauder Brendan "Beej" Dery and Paul Saunders August 20, 2014 Kids, let this be a lesson to you, there's always porn in the woods somewhere. I think it grows there naturally. 166 The Tale of the Exploding Egg Nog Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Cameron Lauder August 13, 2014 Well, first you take a nog and grind it into a fine powder. Then you get an egg... 165 Nobody Likes Aquaman Graham Stark Serge Yager and Brendan "Beej" Dery August 6, 2014 Really though, it's no one's fault but DC's. 164 Hewlett Packard's Penis App Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Ash Vickers July 30, 2014 Yep. The people who can't make a printer that can talk to your computer right have an app that can measure your penis. Not sure what else to say there. 163 Dead Body Accidentally Thrown Away Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder July 23, 2014 This is probably the darkest dump, ever. 162 The Biggest, Blackest Dump Kathleen De Vere Paul Saunders and Ash Vickers July 16, 2014 There's a new black material and Kathleen and Ash are EXCITED. Also a drunk mayor and a crazy lady from Canada. 161 Idiot Loses Election to Robot Kathleen De Vere Serge Yager and Alex Steacy July 9, 2014 To be fair, the robot's platform really cut to the nuts and bolts of the issues. 160 Man Poops on Floor of Bank Kathleen De Vere Ash Vickers and Tally Heilke July 2, 2014 We would call the dude who poops on the floor of a bank a badass, but he's really more of a grossass. 159 Teenagers Too Stupid to Steal Car Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder June 25, 2014 What does it take to a worse mayor than Rob Ford? The answer may surprise you. 158 Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders June 18, 2014 Everything is better with lube, apparently. 157 There's Free Weed In Vancouver Now Graham Stark Andrew Ferguson and Kathleen De Vere June 11, 2014 This is not a drill! Repeat! This is not a drill. Also a guy in Florida is acting crazy, but that's hardly news these days. 156 The Mythical Thigh Boob Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere June 4, 2014 There's more than one way to skin a skin salesman. Or grease a shin. 155 Hot Sauce and Genitals Are Not Friends Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and Ash Vickers May 28, 2014 Australians are likely to get up to a lot of silly stuff, but even they draw the line at hot sauce on the meat and two veg. 154 NSFW Ladies Extravaganza Kathleen De Vere Ash Vickers and Tally Heilke May 21, 2014 We cannot stress it enough that you should REALLY consider watching this video with headphones. 153 Feed Dump UK Special: Booze, Cats and More Booze Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders May 14, 2014 All UK based news, all questionable life choices. 152 Drown in Your Lies Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Alexander T. Devilsworth-Steacy May 7, 2014 Feed Dump advice prefers to be described as "pragmatic" rather than just plain old "evil." 151 The Sweet Smell of Theft Paul Saunders James Turner and Alex Steacy April 30, 2014 Victory has never smelled so... pungent and overwhelming. 150 Tour de Bad Dates Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Alex Steacy April 23, 2014 It's the 150th episode of Feed Dump! This week, we play everyone's least favorite game, "Where's the Racism?" 149 Sunshine, Dildos, and Strangers Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder, LeeLee Scaldaferri and Andrew Ferguson April 16, 2014 When spring strikes, the Feed Dump crew decides to do some research... outside. 148 Good News for Stoners Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Brendan "Beej" Dery April 9, 2014 Food is more interesting! And more filled with drugs! Squeeky and the Chunt are thrilled. 147 Man Delivers Baby Porcupine Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Amy Robinson April 2, 2014 We'd say this guy was in a sticky situation, but it was more of a stubby, blood-covered one. 146 Florida and Andy's Explosion of Crazy Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Andrew Cownden March 26, 2014 This episode went a weird place, then a dark place, then back to the weird place. Andy and Alex dial up the crazy. 145 Death Metal isn't Cheesy, It Is Cheese! Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Ash Vickers March 19, 2014 This week's Feed Dump is hardcore! It's got death, drugs and stinky cheese. 144 Your Porn Isn't Canadian Enough Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Tally Heilke March 12, 2014 Look, Canada is cold, don't judge us on what we have to do to stay warm. 143 Willfully Annoying Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Ash Vickers March 5, 2014 Since when has America's rallying cry been stop hitting yourself? 142 Thy Name is Dick Pic Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Lindsey Burnett and Adam Hancock February 26, 2014 Kids do the darndest things. Like being named RoboCop and stealing cars. 141 Man Places Entire Squash into Rectum Kathleen De Vere Alex Steacy and Kate Stark February 19, 2014 Hear the gripping tale of a man who lost a squash inside himself. 140 Prinking All Day Kathleen De Vere Ash Vickers and Andrew Ferguson February 12, 2014 Feed Dump knows all about the stupid trends the teens are getting up to. 'Cause we're cool. 139 Son of Hot Tub Amusement Park Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Brendan "Beej" Dery, Cameron Lauder, Andrew Ferguson and LeeLee Scaldaferri February 5, 2014 This Feed Dump is hot, wet and steamy. It's also in a rented cabin surrounded by bros. 138 Cold Mustard, Fresh Cocaine Kathleen De Vere Graham Stark and Ash Vickers January 29, 2014 Science has brought us many things. Most of them stupid. 137 Runners, Sliders, Designers Graham Stark Ash Vickers and Chris Avellone January 22, 2014 Running without a gun is just taking your life into your hands, everyone knows that! 136 Stark Dynasty Graham Stark Kate Stark and Brendan "Beej" Dery January 15, 2014 Cinnamon, duck hunters and Velveeta products are all in this week's Feed Dump. 135 Klingon Hard Rock Heartache Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Ash Vickers January 8, 2014 If you get caught doing something illegal, just claim you're the drummer from Whitesnake. 134 The Year in Dumb News Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and Matt Wiggins January 1, 2014 A special New Year's Day edition of Feed Dump to cover all that special dumb news from 2013. 2013 #top # Title Host Guests Date 133 The Black Santa Xmas Special Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Ash Vickers December 25, 2013 Merry Christmas! We got you an extra long Feed Dump. With a side of stupidity. 132 Laughter is the Worst Medicine Kathleen De Vere Alex Steacy and Cameron Lauder December 18, 2013 Feed Dump takes a surreal, skull filled turn. 131 Natural Born Reindeer Games Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Ash Vickers December 11, 2013 This week's Feed Dump goes to a dark place. It's also quite festive, but it's still dark. 130 Drugs, Mayors and Garbage Kathleen De Vere Paul Saunders and Brendan "Beej" Dery December 4, 2013 Willing to get your hands dirty? How about get lit on fire? 129 Rough Santa Rides Graham Stark Cori Dickinson and Ian Horner November 27, 2013 Canadian silliness reigns supreme in this episode of Feed Dump. 128 Butt Stuff Surprise Graham Stark Ash Vickers and James Turner November 20, 2013 You know, it is possible to be TOO politically correct. 127 The High Speed Bigfoot Mishap Kathleen De Vere Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder November 13, 2013 This week, the gang takes on the most famous cryptozoological marvel ever. 126 Coffee and Kittens Graham Stark Ash Vickers and Kathleen De Vere November 6, 2013 The episode everyone will like... until you get to the perverts. 125 Dads, Drugs and Cricket Kathleen De Vere Tally Heilke and Brendan "Beej" Dery October 30, 2013 Incest, drugs and a side of blasphemy. It's a standard week for Feed Dump! 124 Cow Farts for Fun and Profit Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Alex Steacy October 23, 2013 It's all fun and games until someone ends up on a phone sex line. 123 Digging for the Taint Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Brendan "Beej" Dery October 16, 2013 Hands off your snake please, I need you to hold this bag of cockroaches. 122 Firefighters, Drunk Pigs and UFOs Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Ash Vickers October 9, 2013 Pour one out for the stupid people. So many stupid people. 121 Slow Loris, Tired Pilot Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Paul Saunders October 2, 2013 Nothing will wake you from a peaceful slumber like Rihanna cuddling your monkey. 120 16 Skulls and a Burning Building Kathleen De Vere Alex Steacy and Brendan "Beej" Dery September 25, 2013 So your car melted. It could be worse. You could have been shot while arguing about philosophy. 119 Holidays, Pants and Problems Graham Stark Curtis Arnott and Ash Vickers September 18, 2013 Sometimes, there are contests you don't feel very good about winning. 118 80s Van Gogh Cats Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders September 11, 2013 If you're going to go back in time, why go back to the worst time? 117 Stowaway Pocket Calculator Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder September 4, 2013 Just because all the other kids are stowing away doesn't mean that you have to. 116 Shots, Texts and Skis Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy August 28, 2013 Because who else is going to keep you up to date on what crazy people are putting down their throats. 115 Romanian Shampoo Wing Wong Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder August 21, 2013 Keep your hair clean and fresh with these tips from future Romanian Princess Kathleen! 114 Spaghetti Warehouse Warehouse Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere August 14, 2013 Come on down to Spaghetti Warehouse. We have all your sauce, gun and warehouse needs covered ... in cheese! 113 We Are The Fat Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery August 7, 2013 The gang takes the Feed Dump to a new and exotic location for a very special episode. 112 Van Dump 2: Revengeance Graham Stark Kathleen, James, Cam, Tally, Jer and Alex July 31, 2013 Van Dump 2 the sequel reborn. 111 Life Begins at Braaaaains Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Brendan "Beej" Dery July 24, 2013 Ever wonder what a cow palace is? Me neither. 110 Cam Hates Animals Graham Stark Tally Heilke and Cameron Lauder July 17, 2013 Chickens, goats and Hitler. Cam hates them all. 109 The Poop Episode Graham Stark Brendan "Beej" Dery and Maya Kramer July 10, 2013 Poop is everywhere -- in your heart, in your intestines, and even in the news. So much poop news, so little time. 108 Take a Body Break with a Beaver Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Paul Saunders July 3, 2013 Sadly, Feed Dump Canada has a significantly lower budget than Feed Dump America. 107 The Moose Sex Project Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder June 26, 2013 This week's episode is sans skeleton, unlike most coffins. 106 Putin, Squirrels and a Wal Mart Parking Lot Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and Cameron Lauder June 19, 2013 This Feed Dump once wrestled a bear. Now it's having a contest. 105 Boards of Beyonce Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy June 12, 2013 Music is the universal language, but perhaps not this music. 104 The Marijuana Episode Graham Stark Kate Stark and Alex Steacy June 5, 2013 Feed Dump explores what it's supposed to be like when you get all "potted up on the Hootie Mack." 103 Threats, Murders and KFC Graham Stark Erika Moen and Amy T. Falcone May 29, 2013 This week on Feed Dump we learn that Silvio Berlusconi's prosecutor is getting free bullets in the mail. 102 The Missing Toilet Paper Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Brad Kirkland May 22, 2013 Welcome to a very mythical special episode of Feed Dump. 101 Insects for Dinner Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy May 15, 2013 This week's Feed Dump shines a light on the UN's plan to do eradicate all insect life. 100 Feed Dump 100 Graham Stark Kathleen, James, Kate, Cam, Paul, Jer, Tally, Alex, Andy and Beej May 8, 2013 So many episodes, so much silly news, so many hats. 99 The Cray Scale Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and James Turner May 1, 2013 Canada is apparently training drug sniffing moose. 98 Tigers, Cookies and Snakes Kathleen De Vere Paul Saunders and Matt Wiggins April 24, 2013 I thought that it was a good omen to have a tiger visit you in the bathroom. 97 The Good Judge, Duck and Puma Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders April 17, 2013 Remember if you go to a courthouse get a duck sitter because the courts don't take too kindly to water fowl. 96 Cher the Menagerie Kathleen De Vere Cameron Lauder, Brendan "Beej" Dery April 10, 2013 No need to fret, be comforted that Cher is indeed alive. 95 The Spirit of Creaster Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Maya Kramer April 03, 2013 The filthiest of holidays! 94 Bacon Taco Badges Graham Stark Kate Stark, Brendan "Beej" Dery March 27, 2013 Is there any way to improve tacos? Michigan says yes. 93 Condoms, Roaches and Fire Graham Stark Cameron Lauder, Maya Kramer April 22, 2013 The roaches may be coming for us or they just really hate New Jersey. 92 Gorillas, UFOs and Pie Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Paul Saunders March 13, 2013 This week's Feed Dump gives us some suggestions on gorilla proofing your home. 91 Trolls, Snakes and Honey Badgers Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Alex Steacy March 06, 2013 Put on your guessing hat because this week we bring to you a very special all guessing games episode. 90 Yell, Strip and Steal Graham Stark Tally Heilke and Cameron Lauder February 27, 2013 Some baristas give everything to their job. 89 Twins, Twins and Tamogatchis Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Paul Saunders February 20, 2013 Do you have what it takes to be Canada's next top Pope? Probably not. 88 Hot Tub Amusement Park Graham Stark Matt Wiggins, Cameron Lauder and LeeLee Scaldaferri February 13, 2013 The dump never sleeps, but sometimes it goes on vacation. 87 Vegans, Balls and Whale Barf Kathleen De Vere Brendan "Beej" Dery and Kate Stark February 6, 2013 When Graham's away, Feed Dump starts going to the dogs. 86 Trains, Heads and Lobsters Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Kate Stark January 30, 2013 This week we learn how to get a head in O'Hare. 85 Bert's Spider Shack Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy January 23, 2013 Bert's Spider Shack where the prices are so good they might cause necrosis. 84 Surround Sound Coffin Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder January 16, 2013 This week, we learn about the latest new weight loss method and its horrible, horrible implications. 83 Maximum Macca Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Paul Saunders January 9, 2013 This week on Feed Dump, we learn that smuggling caviar is apparently a thing. 82 Workplace Comp James Turner Alex Steacy and Jeremy Petter January 2, 2013 In a very special episode of Feed Dump they discuss what it takes to get workplace compensation. 2012 #top # Title Host Guests Date 81 Mustache of Choice Graham Stark Kate Stark and Alex Steacy December 19, 2012 Mustaches and crime-fetti litter the ground in this week's Feed Dump. 80 Comfortably Uncomfortable Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Ashton Cummings December 12, 2012 Who doesn't want to take part in a milking? 79 Stuffed Snake Graham Stark Kate Stark and Tally Heilke December 5, 2012 Maybe the snake just needed an ego boost. 78 Arbitrary Arbitrage Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Brendan "Beej" Dery November 28, 2012 This week we learn that debt isn't always a great thing. 77 Bigfeets Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder November 14, 2012 And here some people pay to have a band watch them do their business in public. 76 Drug Lobsters Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder November 7, 2012 I never knew that certain kinds of seafood also double as narcotics. 75 Machete Party Crasher Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder October 31, 2012 A bit of advice, do not crash a Machete Party. 74 Expensive Tastes Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Tally Heilke October 24, 2012 The price some people will pay to have their throats lacerated. 73 Panda: The Other White Meat Graham Stark Kate Stark and Brendan Dery October 17, 2012 Apparently cavemen weren't worried about endangered species. How short sighted of them. 72 Snug as a Snuggie Graham Stark Kate Stark and Cameron Lauder October 10, 2012 From their Fortress of Snuggle-tude comes an extra comfortable episode of Feed Dump. 71 Dinner and a Movie Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Brendan "Beej" Dery October 3, 2012 If you're narcoleptic, you probably shouldn't pursue a career in burglary. 70 A Rifle is Forever Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner September 26, 2012 That is one jeweler that you do not want to rob. 69 Free Speech Tattoos Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Cameron Lauder September 19, 2012 Benjamin Franklin was a clear proponent of free speech through tattooing, he had the Bill of Rights covering his back. 68 Sausage Cozies Graham Stark Kate Stark and Andrew Cownden September 12, 2012 France has quite the interesting names for cities apparently. 67 The Leaning Henge of Rome Graham Stark Kate Stark and Paul Saunders September 5, 2012 I would have guessed that the Rock Circle would have been worth more. 66 Phone Snooping Graham Stark Tally Heilke and Jeremy Petter August 29, 2012 You better be sitting down for this episode of Feed Dump. 65 Bald Men Hotspots Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy August 22, 2012 I don't know if Kathleen should be put into a robot. 64 The Resistor Graham Stark Alex Steacy, and Matt Wiggins August 15, 2012 It's not his fault that the police cars were so crushable. 63 Libyan Cinnabon Graham Stark Tally Heilke, and Paul Saunders August 8, 2012 Cinnabon just goes where they're needed. 62 Snickers & The Sea Hag Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy August 1, 2012 Drug smuggling hits a new low. 61 Mugshots Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner July 25, 2012 The Feed Dump Rises. 60 Dakota & Madison Work Stuff Out Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Alex Steacy, and James Turner July 18, 2012 Will Dakota and Madison fix the lawn before the big party? Stay tuned! 59 Cons, Moms, Bones & Waffles Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy July 11, 2012 Brazil's prisons will be fielding one heck of a cycling team in the future. 58 Girls Dump Kate Stark Kathleen De Vere and LeeLee Scaldaferri July 4, 2012 We present you with the sassiest episode of Feed Dump 57 French Fry Attack! Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner June 27, 2012 There are serious consequences for thrown french fries. 56 Spears & Spume Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere June 20, 2012 Do they even offer spear gun safety classes? 55 Guessing Games Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Matt Wiggins June 13, 2012 Just what is Graham talking about? 54 Child Protective Services Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Ash Vickers June 6, 2012 Child Protective Services, protecting children from a poor choice in names since its inception. 53 The Salty Watermelon Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner May 30, 2012 Do you like your watermelon salty? Well then Pepsi Japan has just the thing for you. 52 Facebook Girlfriend Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy May 23, 2012 This week we learn that 1,600 men have officially too much money. 51 Emo Hair & Other Poop Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner May 16, 2012 There may be an entire generation of Emo children that can only see through one eye. Where are their weepy overly dramatic charities with a Sarah McLaughlin song? 50 Tyrannic Saurus Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Paul Saunders May 9, 2012 There are worse names to go with than Tyrannosaurus Rex. 49 Van Dump Graham Stark James, Kathleen, LeeLee, Matt, and Paul May 2, 2012 Join the crew while they give you the inaugural Van Dump. 48 Your Very Own Prom Graham Stark Kate Stark and Matt Wiggins April 25, 2012 If you're going to fake a disease, cancer may not be the way to go. 47 Nightflight to Venus Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder April 18, 2012 Everyone's allowed to be groggy, but ideally not while you're flying. 46 Bacon Coffin Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Cameron Lauder April 11, 2012 Bacon Coffin? What a tasty way to go. 45 No Foot for You Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner April 4, 2012 When simply calling in sick just can't get the job done. 44 Commentary All Stars Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Brad Kirkland, and Morgan vanHumbeck March 28, 2012 Join some old friends in this week's very special episode of Feed Dump. 43 Fruit Fly Rejection Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Cameron Lauder, and Marc Watson March 21, 2012 Who can blame the rejected fruit flies for their alcohol consumption. 42 Carcinogen Cola Graham Stark Kate Stark and Kathleen De Vere March 14, 2012 If you drink 1000 cans of cola in a day you should probably see a doctor. 41 Nugget Handshakes Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy March 7, 2012 Turns out that you can sell anything that vaguely resembles someone if you try hard enough. 40 Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps Graham Stark His Dancing Hats February 29, 2012 Graham and his hats put on a one man show. 39 Test Tube Beef Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Cameron Lauder February 22, 2012 It may not be what's for dinner, but it'll certainly put you off your dinner. 38 A Pig Inside a Cow Graham Stark Jeremy Petter and Paul Saunders February 15, 2012 Featuring a tale of pepper spray and a tribal dance. 37 A Butte Man Graham Stark Cameron Lauder and Tally Heilke February 8, 2012 Some people take hunting down Prince Charming a little too seriously. 36 Death Coaster Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Andrew Cownden February 1, 2012 The chance of missing limbs will probably HELP the coaster's sales. 35 Big Pile of Cash Graham Stark James Turner and Alex Steacy January 25, 2012 With one hundred billion dollars you could buy all the things. 34 Cats & Mice Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, Cameron Lauder, and Alex Steacy January 18, 2012 The stories about a huge cat and a dead mouse are actually unrelated. 33 Terrorist Salad Bar Graham Stark Paul Saunders and James Turner January 11, 2012 It would take you longer to build a tower of salad than it would to eat it. 32 My Cat Ate My Whopper Graham Stark LeeLee Scaldaferri, Kathleen De Vere, and Alex Steacy January 4, 2012 We ring in the New Year with a full 50% additional co-host than the leading Feed Dump. 2011 #top # Title Host Guests Date 31 Reindeer Pâté Graham Stark Matt Wiggins and Alex Steacy December 21, 2011 Just like Feed Dump, the pâté is flavorful, a bit gamey, and the red nose is extra. 30 Rats & Cats & Dead Moms Graham Stark Paul Saunders, and James Turner December 14, 2011 If you're going to write up the obituary, maybe check that they're all the way dead. 29 Bears: On Cans & In Scotland Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere, and Cameron Lauder December 7, 2011 This week the news is plagued by a series of bears where they shouldn't be. 28 Frosty Cardboard Marmite Graham Stark Paul, Kathleen, A Cardboard Cutout of Vin Diesel, and Creepy Doll November 30, 2011 We could be in the midst of a Marmite shortage... defcon meh. 27 Errant Teeth and Corpse Eviction Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Ash Vickers November 23, 2011 Count your blessings because in Spain they're dealing with a corpse housing crisis. 26 Bad Cops & Strong Pops Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Johnny Blakeborough November 16, 2011 If you've ever wondered if your grandpa could be stronger, the answer is yes. 25 Santa Drugs Graham Stark Matt Wiggins and James Turner November 9, 2011 Occupy the North Pole and Nigerians get into poop sifting. 24 Dinosaurs Graham Stark Jeremy Petter and Paul Saunders November 2, 2011 We've almost got all the Halloween out of our systems. 23 Powerless and Nude Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Alex Steacy October 26, 2011 Ice creams trucks are pushing the soft serve ... and pills. 22 Live Birth Webcast Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Kate Stark October 19, 2011 There are some things that should not be on the internet, and yet, still are. 21 Marathon Train Poop Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Andrew Cownden October 12, 2011 The Dutch really know how to solve their problems hilariously. 20 Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy October 5, 2011 If you're allergic to peanut butter or want to be a bullet, we've got you covered. 19 Soldiers of Fortune Graham Stark Jeremy Petter and Paul Saunders September 28, 2011 Just what Feed Dump needed: Fortune Cards! 18 Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin' Graham Stark Paul Saunders, James Turner, and Kathleen De Vere September 21, 2011 When a public nuisance gets given a nickname, it's time to pull out all the stops. 17 Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists Graham Stark Andrew Cownden and Jeremy Petter September 14, 2011 Mexico: Sandy beaches, nice weather, acceptance of sex scandals. 16 Two-Foot Earspan Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Matt Wiggins September 7, 2011 We didn't even know you could measure an earspan, but there you are. Thanks Guiness! 15 The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere August 31, 2011 The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in. 14 Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows Graham Stark Jeremy Petter and Alex Steacy August 24, 2011 Some day Alex and Jeremy will manage to stay on topic, and that episode will be the exception that proves the rule. 13 Bears and Wine Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Missie Peters August 17, 2011 When Bear-Hell is full, the bears will walk the earth... and get smashed on Super Comet Wine. 12 Some of THESE Truck-Nuts Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Jeremy Petter August 10, 2011 Trust Alex and Jeremy to ram Magic: The Gathering in where it doesn't belong. Also, plastic scrotums. 11 Sinkhole Pronounced Dead Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere August 3, 2011 Nothing like a screaming corpse to brighten your day. Also, actual Vikings this time. 10 Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My! Graham Stark James Turner and Paul Saunders July 27, 2011 Proof that no single country has ALL the weird news. Also, Vikings. 9 Drugged Food in the 90s Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy July 20, 2011 The best (and presumably only) source for all your drugged pigs and political stripping news. 8 Magnet Boy & Fat Baby Graham Stark James Turner and Alex Steacy July 13, 2011 They're the new action heroes sweeping the headlines of the nation, and making us giggle. 7 Lemon Flavored Goodness Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy July 6, 2011 This week, Feed Dump brings you Thunderdome, lemon incest and professional gluttony. 6 Criminals & Lawyers Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere June 29, 2011 What we can learn from this is that Kathleen should not go into law. 5 Penalty Calls Graham Stark Alex Steacy and Matt Wiggins June 22, 2011 Don't let conflict over weasel classification get in the way of your assault charges. 4 Black Metal and Nudity Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Paul Saunders June 15, 2011 Because anything is up from church burning. 3 Smoking Carrots in New Zealand Graham Stark Kathleen De Vere and Alex Steacy June 8, 2011 Just one of the many exciting new uses for prison carrots. 2 Mullet Bandit & The Blondes Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Kathleen De Vere June 1, 2011 The juxtaposition of two news stories may have created the most awesome band name ever. 1 Tigers and Sheep Graham Stark Paul Saunders and Matt Wiggins May 25, 2011 This week, an albino tiger and a naked man try to escape the news headlines. See Also DB8 - Live Feed Dump DB7 - Live Feed Dump DB6 - Live Feed Dump Phailhaüs, Feed Dump's spiritual predecessor Escapist News Network, the show Feed Dump replaced Other Pages Suggested Feed Dump Words Includes a list of previously-used words. Recurring Feed Dump Segments Feed Dumps Sorted by Host This Hat - A list of hats used in the running gag, "There may be better sources for news, but they don't have this hat." Feed Dump Gifs External Links Feed Dump on The Escapist