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'''The Panalysts''' is a show modelled after British panel shows hosted by [[Kathleen De Vere]] with a rotating panel. It will air on Thursdays on the LoadingReadyRun YouTube channel beginning April 26.
{{ShowInfobox
|ShowName=The Panalysts
|Logo=The_Panalysts_logo.png|500px
|Format=Panel Show
|Creators=Kathleen De Vere
|Status=Ongoing
|Updates=Thursdays
|Host=YouTube (2018 - )
|OriginalRun=April 26, 2018 -
|AssociatedShows=<br/>
*[[Feed Dump]] (predecessor)
*[[Phailhaüs]] (predecessor)
*[[Escapist News Network]] (predecessor)
*[[The Whatever Thing]] (predecessor)
|
}}
 
'''The Panalysts''' are here to solve the very real and not at all inconsequential problems of the world... by arguing about them on a British-style panel show.


===Format===
===Format===
Two teams of two contestants solve some problems the host has come up with.
Two teams of two contestants solve some problems the host has come up with.
====Scoring====
All scoring is at the hosts discretion. Detailed scoring statistics can be found [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1btBThMEgTq8LMh5mNAmiKcEL6SL7zIPpHptS9VRmWsw here].


===List of Episodes===
===List of Episodes===
====Season 3====
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| 71 || [[The Panalysts Ep71 - I Can Hear the Amour|I Can Hear the Amour]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Nelson Salahub|Nelson]] || May 2, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 70 || [[The Panalysts Ep70 - Mouth Hand Forbidden Kisses|Mouth Hand Forbidden Kisses]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Jordynne Hatton|Jordynne]] and [[Brendan Dery|Beej]], [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Missie Peters|Missie]] || April 25, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 69 || [[The Panalysts Ep69 - The Nut Loosens|The Nut Loosens]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] and [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Brendan Dery|Beej]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] || April 18, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 68 || [[The Panalysts Ep68 - Lab Grown Beast|Lab Grown Beast]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ben Wheeler|Ben]] and [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Ian Horner|Ian]] || April 11, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 67 || [[The Panalysts Ep67 - Third Biggest Dump Truck|Third Biggest Dump Truck]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Missie Peters|Missie]] and [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || April 4, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 66 || [[The Panalysts Ep66 - The Juno Ball Beast|The Juno Ball Beast]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Nelson Salahub|Nelson]], [[Heather Dery|Heather]] and [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] || March 28, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 65 || [[The Panalysts Ep65 - Ogopogo With the Steel Chair|Ogopogo With the Steel Chair]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Jordynne Hatton|Jordynne]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] || March 21, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 64 || [[The Panalysts Ep64 - Find this Bulbasaur|Find this Bulbasaur]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] and [[Benjamin Wheeler|Wheeler]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]] || March 14, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 63 || [[The Panalysts Ep63 - He's Just Bucket-Truck Guy|He's Just Bucket-Truck Guy]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Benjamin Wheeler|Wheeler]], [[Missie Peters|Missie]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]] || March 7, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 62 || [[The Panalysts Ep62 - Have You Ever Been On Tumblr?|Have You Ever Been On Tumblr?]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Jordynne Hatton|Jordynne]] and [[Matt Griffiths|Matt]] || February 28, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 61 || [[The Panalysts Ep61 - Ro-Sham-Bo for It|Ro-Sham-Bo for It]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Benjamin Wheeler|Wheeler]] and [[Nelson Salahub|Nelson]] || February 21, 2026
|-
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 60 || [[The Panalysts Ep60 - A More Evolved Man-Bat|A More Evolved Man-Bat]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] and [[Ian Horner|Ian]] || February 14, 2026
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| || [https://youtu.be/Iguw0HRhuuI Season 3 Trailer] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || || February 7, 2026
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| The Panalysts returns on February 14, 2026!
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====2018====
====Season 2====
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| style="width:4%;" |# ||style="width:30%;" | Title ||style="width:12%;" | Host|| Team 1 || Team 2 ||style="width:10%;" | Date
| style="width:4%;" |# ||style="width:45%;" | Title ||style="width:12%;" | Host || style="width:27%;" | Panalysts || style="width:15%;" | Date
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR-AQEF-eYM Season 2 Deleted Scenes] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || || May 25th, 2020
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Deleted Scenes from Season 2, first aired during [[LoadingReadyLIVE Ep 063 - The 84st of March]].
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 59 || [[The Panalysts Ep59 - What if Your Butt is Racist|What if Your Butt is Racist]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] and [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || February 6, 2020
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| In the last episode of the season, our experts manage to ruin both space and Japan.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 58 || [[The Panalysts Ep58 - To Each According To Their Thirst|To Each According To Their Thirst]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || January 30, 2020
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our panel of experts become the heroes we deserve, and then figure out how they'll complete their community service.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 57 || [[The Panalysts Ep57 - Dolly Hydra|Dolly Hydra]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]] || January 23, 2020
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Our Panalysts get new roommates, and there are just so many eyes now.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 56 || [[The Panalysts Ep56 - The Dank Ages|The Dank Ages]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]]|| January 16, 2020
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Our Panalysts ponder a life of leisure, and whether you can jump a canal in a Toyota Camry.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 55 || [[The Panalysts Ep55 - The Crowded Meat Space|The Crowded Meat Space]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]] and [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]]|| January 9, 2020
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Our Panalysts ponder fantastic beans and where to eat them.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 54 || [[The Panalysts Ep54 - This is a Comedy Show|This is a Comedy Show]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]]|| January 2, 2020
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Good News! It's time for the halloween office party.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 53 || [[The Panalysts Ep53 - Going Hard Into The Tongue Thing|Going Hard Into The Tongue Thing]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]]|| December 26, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Our Panalysts are going on a very bad trip to Belgium.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 52 || [[The Panalysts Ep52 - The Mile Bone Club|The Mile Bone Club]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Ian Horner|Ian]] || December 22, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| As always Molly brings Good News for all the Panalysts.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 51 || [[The Panalysts Ep51 - Rear Ending Bibendum|Rear Ending Bibendum]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] || December 12, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Good News! You're getting a new roommate.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 50 || [[The Panalysts Ep50 - Becky with The Big Teeth|Becky with The Big Teeth]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] and [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]], [[Alex Steacy|Alex]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || December 5, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Our panel of experts answers questions of romance, adventure, and Doritos.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 49 || [[The Panalysts Ep49 - Miss Moneypixels|Miss Moneypixels]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Alex Steacy|Alex]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] || November 28, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Everyone's a winner at the Elk's Lodge casino night. Except our Panalysts.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 48 || [[The Panalysts Ep48 - Holo-Graham|Holo-Graham]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] || November 21, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Devious host Molly Lewis asks our Panalysts if they would rather be feared, or filled with herring?
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| || [https://youtu.be/dDTCrENmNqQ The Panalysts Returns] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]] || November 14, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Promo for Season 2 Part 2 of The Panalysts
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee; border-top-width:4px;"
| 47 || [[The Panalysts Ep47 - I have Two Goblets|I have Two Goblets]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || July 11, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Host Molly Lewis surprises our Panalysts with her most devious questions yet.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 46 || [[The Panalysts Ep46 - Rock Hard Washington|Rock Hard Washington]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || July 4, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis conclusively proves that none of our Panalysts should ever be allowed to stage a musical.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 45 || [[The Panalysts Ep45 - Opening the Walt Vault|Opening the Walt Vault]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] and [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] || June 27, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis confronts the inadequacies of the Canadian education system.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 44 || [[The Panalysts Ep44 - Every Cat's a Garf|Every Cat's a Garf]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]] || June 20, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| It's a special all-cat themed episode of the Panalysts, what could go wrong?
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 43 || [[The Panalysts Ep43 - A Prosthetic For Our Own Ass|A Prosthetic For Our Own Ass]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] || June 13, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Molly Lewis demands to know the answer to an age old question -- cash, grass, or ass.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 42 || [[The Panalysts Ep42 - Historical Piss Ninjas|Historical Piss Ninjas]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] || June 6, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Good news, you're a world champion. What you are the best at... is the bad news. Molly Lewis learns about an ill-fated trip to the Warped Tour in this week's episode.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 41 || [[The Panalysts Ep41 - Every Baby is a Horcrux|Every Baby is a Horcrux]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]], [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || May 30, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Amazon sent you some weird stuff and Molly Lewis wants to know what you'd do with it?
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 40 || [[The Panalysts Ep40 - Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes|Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]], and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] || May 23, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Our new quizzical overlord Molly Lewis asks the panel a most intimate question: What would your human kibble be?
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| || [https://youtu.be/38fM65MACK4 The Panalysts Season 2 Promo] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || May 16, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Promo for Season 2 of The Panalysts
|}
 
====Season 1====
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| style="width:4%;" |# ||style="width:45%;" | Title ||style="width:12%;" | Host || style="width:27%;" | Panalysts || style="width:15%;" | Date
 
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| 39 || [[The Panalysts Ep39 - Batman or Jock Itch|Batman or Jock Itch]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] || February 28, 2019
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|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 38 || [[The Panalysts Ep38 - Voreo or Shartcuterie|Voreo or Shartcuterie]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]] || February 21, 2019
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|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 37 || [[The Panalysts Ep37 - Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination|Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cam]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]] || February 14, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 36 || [[The Panalysts Ep36 - "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs|"Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] || February 8, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 35 || [[The Panalysts Ep35 - Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note|Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]] || [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] || January 31, 2019
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|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 34 || [[The Panalysts Ep34 - Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag|Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] || January 24, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 33 || [[The Panalysts Ep33 - Angry Pig or Wet Predator|Angry Pig or Wet Predator]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] || January 17, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 32 || [[The Panalysts Ep32 - Death or Paperwork|Death or Paperwork]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Coriander Dickinson|Cori]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || January 10, 2019
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 31 || [[The Panalysts Ep31 - Satan's Hard at Work|Satan's Hard at Work (Holiday Special)]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] || [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]] || December 14, 2018
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|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.
 
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| 30 || [[The Panalysts Ep30 - Floss or Butthole|Floss or Butthole]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] || December 6, 2018
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|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 29 || [[The Panalysts Ep29 - Ocelot vs Vagina Egg|Ocelot vs Vagina Egg]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] || November 30, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 28 || [[The Panalysts Ep28 - Another Gundam Situation|Another Gundam Situation]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] || November 15, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 27 || [[The Panalysts Ep27 - Shore Leave|Shore Leave]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] || November 8, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 26 || [[The Panalysts Ep26 - Seasonal and Local|Seasonal and Local]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]] || October 25, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 25 || [[The Panalysts Ep25 - Get Comfortable With It|Get Comfortable With It]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || October 18, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 24 || [[The Panalysts Ep24 - Self Acceptance Edition|Self Acceptance Edition]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Ian Horner|Ian]] || October 11, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 23 || [[The Panalysts Ep23 - Pox or Pox|Pox or Pox]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]] || October 4, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 22 || [[The Panalysts Ep22 - Going Ham|Going Ham]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]]|| September 24, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 21 || [[The Panalysts Ep21 - Losing an Ear|Losing an Ear]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]]|| September 24, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 20 || [[The Panalysts Ep20 - The Embodiment of all fears|The Embodiment of all fears]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Nelson Salahub|Nelson]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]]|| September 13, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 19 || [[The Panalysts Ep19 - Lil Chippy|Lil Chippy]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Nelson Salahub|Nelson]]|| September 6, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.


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|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 1 ||style="text-align:left;"| [[Hovercraft Inheritance]] || [[Kathleen De Vere]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Brendan Dery|"Beej"]] || April 26, 2018
| 18 || [[The Panalysts Ep18 - UR Mommy|UR Mommy]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]]|| August 30, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 17 || [[The Panalysts Ep17 - Research and Jest|Research and Jest]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]]|| August 23, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 16 || [[The Panalysts Ep16 - Just Puffin Things|Just Puffin Things]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]]|| August 16, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 15 || [[The Panalysts Ep15 - Freemasonry for Skids|Freemasonry for Skids]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Alex Steacy|Alex]] and [[Serge Yager|Serge]] || August 9, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 14 || [[The Panalysts Ep14 - Dan Brown's Sister Act II|Dan Brown's Sister Act II]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Alex Steacy|Alex]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Ian Horner|Ian]]|| August 4, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 13 || [[The Panalysts Ep13 - Ointments|Ointments]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Adam Savidan|Adam]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]]|| July 26, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 12 || [[The Panalysts Ep12 - Empty this Dog Please|Empty this Dog Please]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Adam Savidan|Adam]] and [[Graham Stark|Graham]]|| July 19, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 11 || [[The Panalysts Ep 11 - Forbidden Fruits|Forbidden Fruits]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]] and [[Alex Steacy|Alex]]|| July 12, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 10 || [[The Panalysts Ep 10 - Nemesis|Nemesis]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]], [[Alex Steacy|Alex]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]]|| July 5, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 9 || [[The Panalysts Ep 9 - A Goofy Situation|A Goofy Situation]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Alex Steacy|Alex]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Graham Stark|Graham]] and [[Jacob Burgess|Jacob]]|| June 28, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 8 || [[The Panalysts Ep 8 - Instant Coffee|Instant Coffee]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Alex Steacy|Alex]]|| June 14, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 7 || [[The Panalysts Ep 7 - The Literal Queen|The Literal Queen]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]], [[Alex Steacy|Alex]], and [[Graham Stark|Graham]]|| June 7, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 6 || [[The Panalysts Ep 6 - Noted Lich Paul Anka|Noted Lich Paul Anka]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]]|| May 31, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 5 || [[The Panalysts Ep 5 - Welcome to Hell!|Welcome to Hell!]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] and [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]]|| May 18, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is. 
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 4 || [[The Panalysts Ep 4 - Mars Bringer of Cake|Mars Bringer of Cake]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Alex Steacy|Alex]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || May 18, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 3 || [[The Panalysts Ep 3 - Duck or Moustache|Duck or Moustache]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Alex Steacy|Alex]] || May 10, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 2 || [[The Panalysts Ep 2 - Boutros Boutros Gary|Boutros Boutros Gary]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Serge Yager|Serge]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || May 3, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.
 
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| 1 || [[The Panalysts Ep 1 - Hovercraft Inheritance|Hovercraft Inheritance]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || April 26, 2018
|-
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"|Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?


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| [[The Panalysts Bonus - Ride Unsuitable for Children|Ride Unsuitable for Children]] || [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || March 8, 2021
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| The discovery of new and pressing questions means that Molly Lewis has reconvened our panel of experts. In this very special episode, Beej and Cameron invent the worst theme park ride ever, while Ian and Graham opt to irritate their neighbours.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| [[The Panalysts Bonus - PAX Online 2020|PAX Online 2020]] || [[Graham Stark|Graham]] || [[Ian Horner|Ian]], [[Cameron Lauder|Cameron]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Molly Lewis|Molly]] || September 20, 2020
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|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Welcome to a special episode of the Panalysts recorded for Pax Online 2020.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| [[The Panalysts Bonus - PAX Aus 2018|PAX Aus 2018]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || Tegan Higginbotham, Paul Verhoeven, [[Ben Ulmer|Ben]] and [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]] || November 22, 2018
|-
|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| Live from PAX Australia, our Panalysts (featuring the hilarious Tegan Higginbotham and Paul Verhoeven) debate what the most unpleasant way to spend an evening is.
|- style="background-color:#eeeeee;"
| [[The Panalysts Bonus - Shux 2018|Shux 2018]] || [[Kathleen De Vere|Kathleen]] || [[Andrew Ferguson|Andrew]], [[Brendan "Beej" Dery|Beej]], [[Ian Horner|Ian]] and Dan Floyd || November 2, 2018
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|colspan="6" style="text-align:left; border-bottom:3px solid #5282ff;"| This week our Panalysts try something new! Ever want to see what a recording session looks like? Here's an unedited prompt from our live session at SHUX 2018!
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[[Category:Videos]]

Latest revision as of 00:33, 3 May 2026

The Panalysts logo

Format: Panel Show
Created By: Kathleen De Vere
Status: Ongoing
Updates: Thursdays
Host: YouTube (2018 - )
Original Run: April 26, 2018 -
Associated Shows:

The Panalysts are here to solve the very real and not at all inconsequential problems of the world... by arguing about them on a British-style panel show.

Format

Two teams of two contestants solve some problems the host has come up with.

Scoring

All scoring is at the hosts discretion. Detailed scoring statistics can be found here.

List of Episodes

Season 3

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# Title Host Panalysts Date
71 I Can Hear the Amour Molly Ian and Graham, Kathleen and Nelson May 2, 2026
70 Mouth Hand Forbidden Kisses Molly Jordynne and Beej, Ben and Missie April 25, 2026
69 The Nut Loosens Molly and Kathleen Graham and Beej, Cori and Cameron April 18, 2026
68 Lab Grown Beast Molly Ben and Kathleen, Cameron and Ian April 11, 2026
67 Third Biggest Dump Truck Molly Ben and Adam, Missie and Kathleen April 4, 2026
66 The Juno Ball Beast Molly Ben and Nelson, Heather and Cori March 28, 2026
65 Ogopogo With the Steel Chair Molly Ben and Serge, Jordynne and Adam March 21, 2026
64 Find this Bulbasaur Molly Adam and Wheeler, Cameron and Graham March 14, 2026
63 He's Just Bucket-Truck Guy Molly Serge and Wheeler, Missie and Graham March 7, 2026
62 Have You Ever Been On Tumblr? Molly Kathleen and Serge, Jordynne and Matt February 28, 2026
61 Ro-Sham-Bo for It Molly Beej and Cameron, Wheeler and Nelson February 21, 2026
60 A More Evolved Man-Bat Molly Beej and Adam, Cori and Ian February 14, 2026
Season 3 Trailer Molly February 7, 2026
The Panalysts returns on February 14, 2026!

Season 2

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# Title Host Panalysts Date
Season 2 Deleted Scenes Molly May 25th, 2020
Deleted Scenes from Season 2, first aired during LoadingReadyLIVE Ep 063 - The 84st of March.
59 What if Your Butt is Racist Molly Cori and Ian, Jacob and Beej February 6, 2020
In the last episode of the season, our experts manage to ruin both space and Japan.
58 To Each According To Their Thirst Molly Kathleen and Serge, Ben and Beej January 30, 2020
This week our panel of experts become the heroes we deserve, and then figure out how they'll complete their community service.
57 Dolly Hydra Molly Beej and Serge, Ian and Graham January 23, 2020
Our Panalysts get new roommates, and there are just so many eyes now.
56 The Dank Ages Molly Jacob and Adam, Cam and Beej January 16, 2020
Our Panalysts ponder a life of leisure, and whether you can jump a canal in a Toyota Camry.
55 The Crowded Meat Space Molly Graham and Serge, Cam and Kathleen January 9, 2020
Our Panalysts ponder fantastic beans and where to eat them.
54 This is a Comedy Show Molly Kathleen and Cori, Cam and Jacob January 2, 2020
Good News! It's time for the halloween office party.
53 Going Hard Into The Tongue Thing Molly Kathleen and Adam, Ian and Graham December 26, 2019
Our Panalysts are going on a very bad trip to Belgium.
52 The Mile Bone Club Molly Ben and Graham, Serge and Ian December 22, 2019
As always Molly brings Good News for all the Panalysts.
51 Rear Ending Bibendum Molly Kathleen and Jacob, Ian and Adam December 12, 2019
Good News! You're getting a new roommate.
50 Becky with The Big Teeth Molly Cori and Kathleen, Alex and Beej December 5, 2019
Our panel of experts answers questions of romance, adventure, and Doritos.
49 Miss Moneypixels Molly Alex and Graham, Cori and Cameron November 28, 2019
Everyone's a winner at the Elk's Lodge casino night. Except our Panalysts.
48 Holo-Graham Molly Beej and Graham, Adam and Cameron November 21, 2019
Devious host Molly Lewis asks our Panalysts if they would rather be feared, or filled with herring?
The Panalysts Returns Molly Adam, Beej, Cameron, Cori, Graham, Ian, Jacob and Serge November 14, 2019
Promo for Season 2 Part 2 of The Panalysts
47 I have Two Goblets Molly Adam, Jacob, Cameron and Beej July 11, 2019
Host Molly Lewis surprises our Panalysts with her most devious questions yet.
46 Rock Hard Washington Molly Ian, Adam, Serge and Beej July 4, 2019
On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis conclusively proves that none of our Panalysts should ever be allowed to stage a musical.
45 Opening the Walt Vault Molly Kathleen, Ian, Jacob and Cori June 27, 2019
On this week's episode, host Molly Lewis confronts the inadequacies of the Canadian education system.
44 Every Cat's a Garf Molly Cameron, Cori, Kathleen and Serge June 20, 2019
It's a special all-cat themed episode of the Panalysts, what could go wrong?
43 A Prosthetic For Our Own Ass Molly Graham, Kathleen, Beej and Adam June 13, 2019
Molly Lewis demands to know the answer to an age old question -- cash, grass, or ass.
42 Historical Piss Ninjas Molly Serge, Ian, Graham and Adam June 6, 2019
Good news, you're a world champion. What you are the best at... is the bad news. Molly Lewis learns about an ill-fated trip to the Warped Tour in this week's episode.
41 Every Baby is a Horcrux Molly Ian, Cam, Kathleen and Beej May 30, 2019
Amazon sent you some weird stuff and Molly Lewis wants to know what you'd do with it?
40 Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes Molly Cori, Graham, Cam, and Jacob May 23, 2019
Our new quizzical overlord Molly Lewis asks the panel a most intimate question: What would your human kibble be?
The Panalysts Season 2 Promo Molly Ian, Adam, Serge and Beej May 16, 2019
Promo for Season 2 of The Panalysts

Season 1

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# Title Host Panalysts Date
39 Batman or Jock Itch Kathleen Ian, Cam, Cori, Serge February 28, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.
38 Voreo or Shartcuterie Kathleen Beej, Ian, Cori, Cam February 21, 2019
This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.
37 Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination Kathleen Beej, Serge, Cam and Graham February 14, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.
36 "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs Kathleen Ian, Cori, Graham and Adam February 8, 2019
This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!
35 Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note Ian Serge, Cameron, Kathleen and Cori January 31, 2019
This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.
34 Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag Kathleen Beej, Ian, Cori and Jacob January 24, 2019
This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.
33 Angry Pig or Wet Predator Graham Ian, Kathleen, Serge and Cameron January 17, 2019
This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.
32 Death or Paperwork Kathleen Cori, Graham, Jacob, and Beej January 10, 2019
The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.
31 Satan's Hard at Work (Holiday Special) Cameron Adam, Jacob, Kathleen and Serge December 14, 2018
Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.
30 Floss or Butthole Kathleen Adam, Serge, Cameron and Jacob December 6, 2018
This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.
29 Ocelot vs Vagina Egg Kathleen Jacob, Serge, Cameron and Adam November 30, 2018
This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.
28 Another Gundam Situation Kathleen Beej, Ian, Graham and Cameron November 15, 2018
This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.
27 Shore Leave Kathleen Ian, Serge, Cameron and Ben November 8, 2018
This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.
26 Seasonal and Local Kathleen Beej, Cameron, Serge and Graham October 25, 2018
This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.
25 Get Comfortable With It Kathleen Adam, Ian, Cameron and Beej October 18, 2018
This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.
24 Self Acceptance Edition Kathleen Beej, Adam, Cameron and Ian October 11, 2018
This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.
23 Pox or Pox Kathleen Ian, Ben, Jacob and Serge October 4, 2018
This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.
22 Going Ham Kathleen Beej, Serge, Ben and Jacob September 24, 2018
This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.
21 Losing an Ear Kathleen Jacob, Serge, Cameron and Beej September 24, 2018
This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.
20 The Embodiment of all fears Kathleen Cameron, Serge, Nelson and Beej September 13, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.
19 Lil Chippy Kathleen Adam, Cameron, Ben and Nelson September 6, 2018
This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.
18 UR Mommy Kathleen Ben, Jacob, Adam and Beej August 30, 2018
This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.
17 Research and Jest Kathleen Graham, Beej, Cameron and Jacob August 23, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.
16 Just Puffin Things Kathleen Cameron, Graham, Beej and Jacob August 16, 2018
Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.
15 Freemasonry for Skids Kathleen Beej, Cameron, Alex and Serge August 9, 2018
This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.
14 Dan Brown's Sister Act II Kathleen Alex, Cameron, Serge and Ian August 4, 2018
Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.
13 Ointments Kathleen Beej, Adam, Ian and Jacob July 26, 2018
This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.
12 Empty this Dog Please Kathleen Cameron, Jacob, Adam and Graham July 19, 2018
This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.
11 Forbidden Fruits Kathleen Graham, Serge, Jacob and Alex July 12, 2018
Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.
10 Nemesis Kathleen Serge, Jacob, Alex and Cameron July 5, 2018
This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.
9 A Goofy Situation Kathleen Alex, Cameron, Graham and Jacob June 28, 2018
This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.
8 Instant Coffee Kathleen Cameron, Ian, Beej and Alex June 14, 2018
This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.
7 The Literal Queen Kathleen Serge, Ben, Alex, and Graham June 7, 2018
This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.
6 Noted Lich Paul Anka Kathleen Graham, Ian, Cameron and Ben May 31, 2018
This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.
5 Welcome to Hell! Kathleen Ian, Serge, Beej and Cameron May 18, 2018
This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.
4 Mars Bringer of Cake Kathleen Cameron, Alex, Ian and Beej May 18, 2018
The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.
3 Duck or Moustache Kathleen Graham, Cameron, Serge and Alex May 10, 2018
This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.
2 Boutros Boutros Gary Kathleen Ben, Ian, Serge and Beej May 3, 2018
This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.
1 Hovercraft Inheritance Kathleen Graham, Ben, Cameron and Beej April 26, 2018
Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?

Bonus Episodes

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Title Host Panalysts Date
Ride Unsuitable for Children Molly Graham, Ian, Cameron, Beej March 8, 2021
The discovery of new and pressing questions means that Molly Lewis has reconvened our panel of experts. In this very special episode, Beej and Cameron invent the worst theme park ride ever, while Ian and Graham opt to irritate their neighbours.
PAX Online 2020 Graham Ian, Cameron, Beej, Molly September 20, 2020
Welcome to a special episode of the Panalysts recorded for Pax Online 2020.
PAX Aus 2018 Kathleen Tegan Higginbotham, Paul Verhoeven, Ben and Beej November 22, 2018
Live from PAX Australia, our Panalysts (featuring the hilarious Tegan Higginbotham and Paul Verhoeven) debate what the most unpleasant way to spend an evening is.
Shux 2018 Kathleen Andrew, Beej, Ian and Dan Floyd November 2, 2018
This week our Panalysts try something new! Ever want to see what a recording session looks like? Here's an unedited prompt from our live session at SHUX 2018!